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Angry little australians:
Ok, well, there's only one angry little australian in my story, but still 
K, there's this guy, and he's australian. He never really liked me, he was going to kick my ass because i made fun of him for playing cricket once :|..well anyways..a few weeks ago, i slept with his ex gf, and then he found out. So... then he goes on for weeks about how he's gonna kill me, and he threw me into a vending machine at school once, but that was as far as the 'beating' went.
Things died down a bit, and nothing happend for a while. Today however, He was looking for me on my lunch, even though he had class. Him and about 5 of his friends, and this other guys brother (??) was there. With a video camera ..they were gonna film me getting my ass kicked. But, unfortunatly for the story, I was at home, working on a project all day. But still, I find this story, mildly entertaining, even if my saftey is in jepoardy w00t.
if you want to end this the first time you see him walk up to him and without saying a word, smash him in the nose as hard as you possibly can. People who pick on people are cowards, and when he realizes that you wont put up with his crap, hell stop 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....well for you i hope your safety will stay in tact
but, i had something similar happen in high school....these 3 guys always fucked with me after school waiting for the train, i would jsut be sitting down and they would walk by and pretend to hit me and stupid shit like that...well one day, one of the fucks tried tripping me, he did trip me, but i didn't fall....well the next day i showed up with all my best friends and many other friends...must have been like 40 of us and we chased them and they were scared shitless, we never actually hurt them, but still seeing them scared shitless was worth it!! the following day they walked by me and gave me an evil look and i just waved my finger at them signifying "na uh"
tehehehehhehehehe...i love my friends
Re: Angry little australians:
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| Originally posted by BTG Ok, well, there's only one angry little australian in my story, but still |
Re: Re: Angry little australians:
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| Originally posted by OrZonE If he's so little I see no problem in dealing with him 1vs1. But if that is no an option get some friends together |
Here. As Orbax said walk over to the **** and twat him as hard as you can, but aswell don't stop go like a fucking madman cave his nose in, keep an smallish Iron bar in your pocket, when the others come at you say 'Yeah fucking want some aswell you ****s' pull it out and swing for the nearest bastards jaw with it, another one he's short grab him in the corridor and fucking grab his head push it downwards and knee him in the face as hard as you can. Be Shocking Be Ruthless Be most of all Crazy, you will get respect for it mate.
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| Originally posted by BTG "no..after school..******" :/ |
wouldn't want to be on dj o'clalahasgfghgbsanvcbhan's bad side...
lol
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| Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Here. As Orbax said walk over to the **** and twat him as hard as you can, but aswell don't stop go like a fucking madman cave his nose in, keep an smallish Iron bar in your pocket, when the others come at you say 'Yeah fucking want some aswell you ****s' pull it out and swing for the nearest bastards jaw with it, another one he's short grab him in the corridor and fucking grab his head push it downwards and knee him in the face as hard as you can. Be Shocking Be Ruthless Be most of all Crazy, you will get respect for it mate. |
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| Originally posted by BTG thats the thing, he wont fight me without his friends. i saw him in the hall, i'm like 'hey, wana go right now? your friends arn't here..my friends arn't here..lets go.." "no..after school..******" :/ |
for the record not all australians are like that
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| Originally posted by PatMcGroin HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....well for you i hope your safety will stay in tact but, i had something similar happen in high school....these 3 guys always fucked with me after school waiting for the train, i would jsut be sitting down and they would walk by and pretend to hit me and stupid shit like that...well one day, one of the fucks tried tripping me, he did trip me, but i didn't fall....well the next day i showed up with all my best friends and many other friends...must have been like 40 of us and we chased them and they were scared shitless, we never actually hurt them, but still seeing them scared shitless was worth it!! the following day they walked by me and gave me an evil look and i just waved my finger at them signifying "na uh" tehehehehhehehehe...i love my friends |
Just tell him that he plays cricket like a pom and that all the beer from his homeland is flat and warm.
Aussies love hearing that sort of thing. 
Designated Driver
"Fosters, Australian for beeeer"
jk
bah .. hit the aussie as hard as u like, he'll just get up again.
if u think i'm lying, watch the sports we play. sure we play cricket. but we also play much harder contact sports than gridiron or hockey, and we don't fuck around body armour and helmets and shit...
trust me, aussie men don't all look or act like crocodile dundee (if u want proof:
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but believe me, once the fight is on, we all get in touch with our primordial roots.
just remember: we're all descended from the scum of 18th century british society
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| Originally posted by webmeister just remember: we're all descended from the scum of 18th century british society |
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| Originally posted by webmeister trust me, aussie men don't all look or act like crocodile dundee (if u want proof: <-----) |
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| "Fosters, Australian for beeeer" |
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| Originally posted by blazed it BOO!!! Fosters is good and all for a beer, but i hate the way they claim its australian for beer. They brew the beer in canada, so it can remain an import to the US. But the thing is if i'm hearing all this stuff about australian for beer i want it to be imported from AUSTRAILIA!!! not canada. On a side note nothign against canada or its beers but its the principle of the matter... |
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| Here. As Orbax said walk over to the **** and twat him as hard as you can, but aswell don't stop go like a fucking madman cave his nose in, keep an smallish Iron bar in your pocket, when the others come at you say 'Yeah fucking want some aswell you ****s' pull it out and swing for the nearest bastards jaw with it, another one he's short grab him in the corridor and fucking grab his head push it downwards and knee him in the face as hard as you can. Be Shocking Be Ruthless Be most of all Crazy, you will get respect for it mate. |
hahahaha ftnb I know I'm encourage him to do GBH or violent assualt, but you know some people don't listen to words, and if someone was what I would call bullying me even though I never have been bullyed I'd do the same thing as I mentioned.
When people see you get pushed around they'll take Liberties and walk all over you, adopt a zero tolerence policy to everything be crazy you may get into trouble, but people will respect you aswell as fear you and not mess.
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| Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan hahahaha ftnb I know I'm encourage him to do GBH or violent assualt, but you know some people don't listen to words, and if someone was what I would call bullying me even though I never have been bullyed I'd do the same thing as I mentioned. When people see you get pushed around they'll take Liberties and walk all over you, adopt a zero tolerence policy to everything be crazy you may get into trouble, but people will respect you aswell as fear you and not mess. |
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