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Posted by Tim Rise on Mar-18-2009 13:36:

Jester BEST EBAY POSTING EVER -must read write-up on this item!

This is boom-gnarly!



http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....23844720&_rdc=1

Kill dem wit positive vibez!


Posted by Geoffb3 on Mar-18-2009 13:53:

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This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.


For those who are to lazy to open link


Posted by Prometheus Xex on Mar-18-2009 14:11:

"... because I'm Rad to the power of Sick"


LOL... that's the funniest!


Posted by Endgame on Mar-18-2009 16:18:

HAHA Thats amazing!

Check out the awesome comments:

quote:
Questions from other members
Date

Q: Dudu , thats the sickest description ive read to date . Had me and my family in stitches. If you reconsider postage for this bike im happy to pay you for your...more

A: Hello Radster. I suppose I could skid down to the postie and see what it would cost to post. I don't know where you live, but I might just try guessing....more
30 Jan, 2009



Q: dude, does this bike come with contraception because i all ready have 3 kids.this is the best description i have ever read i think you should go into business...more
A: Thanks Sick Guy. It doesn't come with contraception, but I will include a photo of me doing a stunt if you like. It's pretty blurry, but it's[/b]...more
30 Jan, 2009


Q: How long are the skids that this bike can do?
A: Dear Mad Dog. The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock. I once did a skid that went for two weeks.


Posted by Abercrombie on Mar-18-2009 16:48:

Eric selling his bike?


Posted by CAKE on Mar-18-2009 17:00:

ROFL!


Posted by English Rachel on Mar-18-2009 17:23:

Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind



LOL!


Posted by gummybear on Mar-18-2009 18:40:

i wanna hang out with that dude...


Posted by phlog on Mar-18-2009 18:49:


Posted by chinamon on Mar-18-2009 20:38:

i dunno.. i dont really find it that amusing. it just seems the seller has some serious growing up to do. childish humour. meh.


Posted by cammaxwell on Mar-18-2009 21:13:

SOLD


Posted by rabbitjoker on Mar-18-2009 21:26:

I wish I had a BMX bike.


Posted by MarkT on Mar-18-2009 21:35:

awesome.

he may have a future in marketing.


Posted by Prometheus Xex on Mar-19-2009 00:12:

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Originally posted by chinamon
i dunno.. i dont really find it that amusing. it just seems the seller has some serious growing up to do. childish humour. meh.


I disagree. I think his marketing tactics are genius. As childish as it may seem, I think his imagination is wild. I can't imagine how much that piece of text has spread around the word. He wanted to advertise... well it worked.


Posted by Owen M on Mar-19-2009 05:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Prometheus Xex
I disagree. I think his marketing tactics are genius. As childish as it may seem, I think his imagination is wild. I can't imagine how much that piece of text has spread around the word. He wanted to advertise... well it worked.


yes. spread around the world for a grand total unique views of.......340!!!

Marketing tactics = far from genius
Hilarity level in copy writing = "Rad to the power of Sick"

Awesome!


Posted by Prometheus Xex on Mar-19-2009 10:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Owen M
yes. spread around the world for a grand total unique views of.......340!!!


That's it huh? So much for that... LOL!


Posted by Tim Rise on Mar-19-2009 12:36:

Childish? He started this piece of shit for a dollar... He made over 100 times that! Brilliant!


Posted by English Rachel on Mar-19-2009 12:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Tim Rise
Childish? He started this piece of shit for a dollar... He made over 100 times that! Brilliant!


I think it's brilliant, too!

Welcome to TA, Tim Rise.


Posted by Tim Rise on Mar-19-2009 13:09:

Cheers love! Happy to be here. The readings here are enthralling!



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