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Posted by Vivid Boy on Apr-09-2009 02:44:

Futbol culture

I love watching street soccer. its a shame tricks have no place in the actual game.

you try any of this shit and either A) you'll lose the ball or B) get your legs taken from out under you for being a fuckin show off bitch





Posted by SYSTEM-J on Apr-09-2009 02:53:

Tricks help develop a good touch. This kind of flashy shit is only good for the cameras though. Looks nice, means nothing.


Posted by Palladium on Apr-09-2009 03:07:

first one is pure cgi


Posted by woscar on Apr-09-2009 03:15:

When done correctly at the right time at a real match it can be pretty un-stabililizing on the opponent and the results are often fantastic.








Posted by eROs.au on Apr-09-2009 03:41:

lol Zidane.


Posted by SuspicionVandit on Apr-09-2009 04:04:

chanting is in the culture right?


I love the chants.


Posted by woscar on Apr-10-2009 00:07:

quote:
Originally posted by eROs.au
lol Zidane.



Posted by d-miurge on Apr-11-2009 18:21:

Gourcuff's goals are amazing.

This one from Robinho is quite good too (excuse the poor quality):




Posted by shadow_419 on Apr-11-2009 18:37:

It's just like a well executed crossover dribble in basketball. When done at the right time it can leave the defender feeling helpless.


Posted by Dervish on Apr-11-2009 18:51:

In a real game you don't really have time for 99% of that stuff if you are playing at the right level (i.e. not way better than the people you are playing). My wee bro is really good at that stuff and as a player. He nutmeged a guy who scored (and won) in a UEFA Cup final when he was about 11 and about 4ft hahaha.

Chants are a huge part of real football culture. Few Aberdeen ones:

In your Glasgow slums,
You rake in the bucket for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your glasgow slums

(taking the piss out of celtics 'you'll never walk alone')

Sign on, Sign on
With hope, in your heart,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job

Sheep shaggin bastards,
We're only sheep shaggin bastards,
Sheep shaggin bastards,
We're only sheep shaggin bastards

We hate Glasgow Rangers
We hate Celtic too, they're shite
We hate Dundee Utd
But Aberdeen we love you
Altogether now...

(main one)

Stand free
Wherever you may be
Cos we are the famous Aberdeen
We don�t give a fuck
Whoever you may be
Cos we are the famous Aberdeen

We're Red!
Your Dead!
We're dancing on your Head!
Aberdeen! Aberdeen!

My fav (wegie = someone from Glasgow, giro = free money for scum):

You are a wegie a fucking wegie,
You only happy on giro day,
You mams a stealer you dads a dealer,
But please don't take our hubs caps away.

Those are the 'nice' official ones. There is one about Rangers player Ian Durrant getting his career ended by one of our players (sick but tolerable it's just to wind them up). But the one about the Ibrox (Rangers ground) Park disaster is just sick really ("66 died and too many survived..." etc all to the tune of English country garden).

Have a few more nice ones too like Northern Lights (but it's quite sappy so only sung every so often, plus wouldn't make any sence to most of you)

Rangers and Cltic have a few really dodgy ones too.


Posted by bas on Apr-11-2009 18:54:

One of my favorites to Frank Lampard from Liverpool fans:

You fat bastard
You fat bastard
You fat bastard
You fat bastard

Gets him every time.


Posted by Viber on Apr-11-2009 18:57:

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Posted by Zild on Apr-11-2009 19:03:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
One of my favorites to Frank Lampard from Liverpool fans:

You fat bastard
You fat bastard
You fat bastard
You fat bastard

Gets him every time.


LOL

I love Lampard. He is literally a genius IQ wise not to mention his skill on the pitch.


Posted by bas on Apr-11-2009 19:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Zild
LOL

I love Lampard. He is literally a genius IQ wise not to mention his skill on the pitch.

Too bad he's a fat bastard.

Steven Gerrard is better too


Posted by Zild on Apr-11-2009 19:06:

Fat Frank is the shit.

Stevie G is better though.


Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Apr-11-2009 22:52:

Makes me laugh how many cretins actually think that first video is real.


"IF DAMIEN DUFF DON'T TICKLE HER MUFF WE'LL SEND IN GEREMI, GEREMI! GEREMI!"


Posted by Gauss on Apr-11-2009 23:04:

No such thing as football/soccer culture.


Posted by aquila2 on Apr-11-2009 23:34:

Football & Bitch Fight


Posted by Dublin Guy on Apr-12-2009 00:42:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF6WySOHbs0


Posted by bananas on Apr-12-2009 00:45:

The first video doesnt seem to be about football but rather about athletisicm, the second one, i dunno, i mean watch some dinho, zidane videos - they're even better, because when they pull off shit like that it's at least useful



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