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Posted by DJ TranceFormer on Jun-16-2002 02:58:

Girls/Boys Prayers.

A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.

A BOYS PRAYER
Lord, I pray for a girl with nice tits, and
a nice ass.
Amen.

Posted by nils on Jun-16-2002 09:12:

hehe...

Posted by Drifter on Jun-16-2002 10:43:

amen i hear ya

Posted by Sandman on Jun-16-2002 17:00:

so true......

Sandman

Posted by Endre on Jun-16-2002 19:06:

Posted by Uisgdlyast on Jun-16-2002 22:06:

what about legs? i could go for a girl with nice legs too

Posted by Mail Man on Jun-16-2002 22:18:

LOL! i like these jokes.

yeah i think we can also pray for nice legs

Posted by S-Type on Jun-17-2002 01:26:

roflmao... so true

Posted by mecha on Jun-17-2002 03:46:

lol

Posted by jdat on Jun-17-2002 04:25:

Re: Girls/Boys Prayers.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ TranceFormer
Lord, I pray for a girl with nice tits, and
a nice ass.
Amen.

cmon man that's so stereotypical!

Posted by Ste on Jun-17-2002 16:48:

Re: Girls/Boys Prayers.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ TranceFormer
A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.

hehehe

Posted by Spyder on Jun-22-2002 13:36:

actualy the boys prayer should read

God give me a girl that i can fuck

Posted by Uisgdlyast on Jun-22-2002 16:01:

i usually ask for 2

Posted by WaxDog on Jun-22-2002 17:58:

lol