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Posted by evil_cookie on Apr-16-2009 04:00:

the official "let-it-all-out-i-hate-you-thread"

In light of chinamon's frustration with jchung52--to a point where he felt it necessary to dedicate an entire thread to him--I figured we need a thread dedicated solely to the purpose of letting it all out. Be it constructive or down-right moronic, let this be a space where you can freely talk about board members as you perceive them. In short: let it out. Let this be a cathartic thread--a source of solace--a relief mechanism that creates balance on these boards.

I'll start.

Dear kotsy,



Your avatar is nothing short of horrendous--this vulgar image represents all that is malevolent and wrong with the world. It is difficult, if not impossible to imagine anyone conjuring up such an appalling and repulsive image even in their sleep. Considering its ability to provoke such hatred in me, such anger--unfathomable anger--upon every single god-damn-glance, it is as though you deliberately intended to torture people like me with this despicable image.

In any event, it is clear that I am intrinsically drawn to forever loathe your face--so I ask, nay, I BEG of you to stop the fucking torture and change your avatar--I can only take so much.


And here is to hoping that our paths never cross, for I'd be compelled to start the conversation by spitting in your face--I shudder at the thought.

Love,
Me


edit:

P.S.

quote:
Originally posted by evil_cookie
Keep in mind that the purpose of this thread is not to fuel silly back-to-back squabble�s of "fuck you" and "oh yeah? Fuck you too!" If you�re offended by certain observations--that�s fine, move on--do not get defensive. Take the criticism and leave it at that. Like it or not, people are going to have different things to say about YOU; and you shouldn�t be here to challenge opinions which you are unlikely to change anyway. This is simply an opportunity to say what�s on your mind without the risk of getting into a quarrel.


In other words:

quote:
Originally posted by love_child
stop with the fucking rebuttals you butt pirates...

post and get the fuck out


Posted by chinamon on Apr-16-2009 04:05:

oohhh.. i like this idea! good job, mister cookie.
i look forward to see what people say to me.
let the flaming begin.


Posted by Mach X on Apr-16-2009 04:17:

WOW!!! This is going to be intresting!


Posted by Cro_Addict on Apr-16-2009 04:18:

Dear Mr.Chinaboy!

Your pictures are good, but please stop taking pictures of ginos and douchebags! We need more regular people in the pictures.

Also, we all know that Nikon makes a far superior camera!

/THE END


Posted by FREQ PRODUCTION on Apr-16-2009 04:20:

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
oohhh.. i like this idea! good job, mister cookie.
i look forward to see what people say to me.
let the flaming begin.


your a fucking asian douche bag... who i love dearly!

I mostly loved gettin fucked with you every thursday & friday!


But you def are a ASSHOLE!


Posted by Sentinal on Apr-16-2009 04:22:


Posted by barbina on Apr-16-2009 04:24:

Dear TOTA,
I have met a ton of you, some even multiple times.. but I cannot remember who the fuck more than half of you are. I know your TA names but I rarely actually remember your face or real name.. which basically means I usually have no idea who you are when you come say hi to me. Its quite awkward to be hugged by some of you, when I really feel like we're meeting for the first time. Please stop touching me.

Sorry. Blame the booze. Blame Chinamon.


Posted by Sentinal on Apr-16-2009 04:27:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
Dear TOTA,
I have met a ton of you, some even multiple times.. but I cannot remember who the fuck more than half of you are. I know your TA names but I rarely actually remember your face or real name.. which basically means I usually have no idea who you are when you come say hi to me. Its quite awkward to be hugged by some of you, when I really feel like we're meeting for the first time. Please stop touching me.

Sorry. Blame the booze. Blame Chinamon.


Dear Barbina,

GET YOUR ASS BACK TO CANADA!!!! that is all


Posted by evil_cookie on Apr-16-2009 04:29:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
Dear TOTA,
I have met a ton of you, some even multiple times.. but I cannot remember who the fuck more than half of you are. I know your TA names but I rarely actually remember your face or real name.. which basically means I usually have no idea who you are when you come say hi to me. Its quite awkward to be hugged by some of you, when I really feel like we're meeting for the first time. Please stop touching me.

Sorry. Blame the booze. Blame Chinamon.


Excellent, this is exactly the type of stuff this thread is in place for. Nicely said


Posted by barbina on Apr-16-2009 04:35:

quote:
Originally posted by evil_cookie
Excellent, this is exactly the type of stuff this thread is in place for. Nicely said


lmao I've been waiting for a time and place to say that.

quote:
Originally posted by Sentinal
Dear Barbina,

GET YOUR ASS BACK TO CANADA!!!! that is all


May 19th! or 20th! hahaha <3 I'm gonna throw together some sort of dinner/drinking adventure/some kind of shenanigans so I can see everyone.. I'll keep you posted xox


Posted by Yohan on Apr-16-2009 04:38:

better not be 22-24 weekend or else i'm going to have to let it all out i hate you post


Posted by FunkyCrew on Apr-16-2009 04:39:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
Dear TOTA,
I have met a ton of you, some even multiple times.. but I cannot remember who the fuck more than half of you are. I know your TA names but I rarely actually remember your face or real name.. which basically means I usually have no idea who you are when you come say hi to me. Its quite awkward to be hugged by some of you, when I really feel like we're meeting for the first time. Please stop touching me.

Sorry. Blame the booze. Blame Chinamon.


hi


Posted by malek on Apr-16-2009 04:43:

Re: the official "let-it-all-out-i-hate-you-thread"

quote:
Originally posted by evil_cookie
Dear kotsy,



Your avatar is nothing short of horrendous--this vulgar image represents all that is malevolent and wrong with the world. It is difficult, if not impossible to imagine anyone conjuring up such an appalling and repulsive image even in their sleep. Considering its ability to provoke such hatred in me, such anger--unfathomable anger--upon every single god-damn-glance, it is as though you deliberately intended to torture people like me with this despicable image.

In any event, it is clear that I am intrinsically drawn to forever loathe your face--so I ask, nay, I BEG of you to stop the fucking torture and change your avatar--I can only take so much.


And here is to hoping that our paths never cross, for I'd be compelled to start the conversation by spitting in your face--I shudder at the thought.

Love,
Me


+1 only joos spit, i punch.


Posted by barbina on Apr-16-2009 04:45:

quote:
Originally posted by FunkyCrew
hi


You can hug me anytime
lol. I mean the people who I've had mere passing by, hi nice to meet yous, and haven't made lasting impressions on me.. but expect me to remember them. Really? At the end of the night I don't even know who I am half the time .. all jokes aside.. you all should get my point. lmao

ps, Yohanz. I'm in TO until the 28th. On the fence about DEMF right now. We'll see what happens.

/end barbina interjections. back to the hate!


Posted by chinamon on Apr-16-2009 04:46:

Re: Re: the official "let-it-all-out-i-hate-you-thread"

quote:
Originally posted by malek
+1 only joos spit, i bomb.


fixed.


Posted by malek on Apr-16-2009 04:55:

Re: Re: Re: the official "let-it-all-out-i-hate-you-thread"

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
fixed.


fail


chinamon: great photos, but sick and tired of seeing his cap in his self portraits, i'll steal your cap next time I see you


Posted by chinamon on Apr-16-2009 04:58:

Re: Re: Re: Re: the official "let-it-all-out-i-hate-you-thread"

quote:
Originally posted by malek
fail


chinamon: great photos, but sick and tired of seeing his cap in his self portraits, i'll steal your cap next time I see you


coming back to toronto at all this year?


Posted by malek on Apr-16-2009 05:01:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: the official "let-it-all-out-i-hate-you-thread"

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
coming back to toronto at all this year?


more like 2023


Posted by Mach X on Apr-16-2009 05:01:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
On the fence about DEMF right now. We'll see what happens.


LAAAAAAAAAAME! U were sooo balls out about DEMF and turning 21 a few weeks ago!


Posted by chinamon on Apr-16-2009 05:11:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: the official "let-it-all-out-i-hate-you-thread"

quote:
Originally posted by malek
more like 2023


i may not be alive.


Posted by elFreak on Apr-16-2009 05:32:

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
effects are just a neat way to cover up the bad music you're playing

but pressing a button and twisting a knob, SHIT MAN, BEAT REPEAT. "BAW BAW BAW BAW BAW BAW" FUCKKKKKK *crowd is going nuts, 8note reverb ricocheting off the fucking walls like l.l. cool j in rollerball*

*you goooo, you goooo, youuuuuuuuuuuuu goooooooo (fucking beat stretch, via ableton) oh shit, doesn't sound good in texture mode, time to switch to tones*

*crowd holds hands in air, they can't take it any more, guido's are getting boners, their bitches rubbing up against them as deadmau5 blasts through the PA. YOUUUU GO.. YOU GOOO...................reverb, reverse effect on the CDJ......BOOOOSH, DOWN THE LONGEST ROAD TO NO WHERE, holy shit all the guidos pop their cherries, people think it's the machines fogging the club up, but really is the heat and sweat penetrating through their armani and d&g attire*

*their bug eyed chic-miniature sunglasses can't bare the UV rays shooting from the lazers any more, all the guidos remove their sunglasses, and a huge fucking ray of light blasts from the crowd like cyclops, ZOOOOOWWWWW*

*deadmau5 strangles steve duda on stage, no one knows wtf is going on, he switches to an eerie halloween intro of ghosts n stuff. signals everyone to put their shit in the air, crowd follows. guido's go nuts, they're shaking in their fucking uggs right now, deadmau5 is about to drop a sick 'easy-listening vocal' of carl sagan quoting a pale blue dot as he abruptly goes back into the groove of 'alone with you', the tears from all the females fill up the room, people think the ceiling has opened and there is a storm equivalent to hurricane katrina outside, the rolling moog synth slowly comes in, the kick is hard like my boner, abercrombie pants on all the guido's rip even more than they already are during the factory process. they're fucking blow away, BADAAWAWA BADAWAWA BDADADAW, 'alone with you' is rocking the place*

deadmau5 finishes his set, the crowd screams at the top of their lungs, then he takes his mouse mask off and slowly the decibel level fades from +43 to +8. the teeth have made the ecstasy enriched community of clubbers completely uncomfortable

in steps ricardo villalobos, all the guys wearing completely obscure band t-shirts, bands only they have ever heard, shirts you can't fucking buy any where, you gotta print that shit out legit silk-screen by yourself. ricardo drops a bomb unreleased opener of nina simone. *when you are ready i will surrender take me and do as you willll* baw baw baw baw *tribal percs, sick rolling, triplet lion drums all over the fucking place. ricocheting off their metallic encrusted scarves. ricardo is sweating already, he came on set with a completely dry deep v-neck now it's soaked in man sweat. didn't even take 3 minutes, already sweating like a race-horse at the kentucky derby. he's rolling balls. he starts to mix out of this unreleased nina simone track, goes straight into fucking latino-americanos, everyones like WHATTT DAA FACKK, shit don't fit. doesn't matter, ricky ricardo knows what he's doing, he's giving the crowd a mindfuck like they've never seen before. he's keeping the track completely without bass, slowly mixing into an obscure south american classic track, *chingate puttaaaaa, WOA, chingateee putaaaa, WHOA* *rolling groove hats, off-beat water drums* crowd doesn't even know what the fuck it means, but they love it. fist pump fist pump. 8 hours go by, and the set is still at 121 bpm, people don't even notice, they've came about 60 times already, that's all that matters. ricardo mixes out really bad, with a horrible beat repeat from his nifty red soundbyte, leaves it on a 1/4 beat loop for 45 seconds, crowd loves it. fuck it's wicked repetitive but it's working all that horse tranq i took earlier. closing the set with a white label bootleg of 'lonely island - i'm on a boat'


epic


Posted by barbina on Apr-16-2009 05:32:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mach X
LAAAAAAAAAAME! U were sooo balls out about DEMF and turning 21 a few weeks ago!


family shit to deal with, which means i cant ask for a ton of money anymore gayyyy

edit. holy fucking epic. wow.


Posted by Sasha on Apr-16-2009 05:40:

I hate cookies and beacon!


Posted by Mach X on Apr-16-2009 06:23:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
epic


I have never laughed soo fuckin hard in my fuckin life! LMAO! That shit is going to get posted on facebook lol!


Posted by Endlesswave on Apr-16-2009 06:33:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
Dear TOTA,
I have met a ton of you, some even multiple times.. but I cannot remember who the fuck more than half of you are. I know your TA names but I rarely actually remember your face or real name.. which basically means I usually have no idea who you are when you come say hi to me. Its quite awkward to be hugged by some of you, when I really feel like we're meeting for the first time. Please stop touching me.

Sorry. Blame the booze. Blame Chinamon.


Lol, I bet you know who I am damn it. :P


Also, leave Kotsy alone, he's harmless enough and from what I've seen not as sketchy as I'd thought previously (that's a compliment Chris lol)

and huge laugh at that deadmau5, villallobos guido post. HAH.


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