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Posted by Krypton on Apr-18-2009 02:56:

So my girlfriend is going to surprise me

for my 22nd birthday which was last Monday. It's 8.55PM, and all I know is her message, "come to my house at 10.15PM." Any guesses on what that surprise is going to be?

Posted by Ghost Raver on Apr-18-2009 02:58:

A glowstick up your ass

Posted by Sushipunk on Apr-18-2009 02:58:

She wants to give you your present

Posted by Dervish on Apr-18-2009 03:02:

Hmm maybe.... SURPRISE!!!! I FORGOT YOU'RE BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Dervish on Apr-18-2009 03:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
She wants to give you your present

So raped by a midget? .............. I can see a market.

Posted by Krypton on Apr-18-2009 03:03:

2 suggestions of rape. We'r moving pretty far along in COR standards..

Posted by Dervish on Apr-18-2009 03:07:

After considering all options fully in a probability matrix indexed with a full suite of real world pertinent data.....

SURPRISE! We's gonna hav a brown bayyyyyyyyyyybe!

called Tyreek

?

Posted by Krypton on Apr-18-2009 03:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
After considering all options fully in a probability matrix indexed with a full suite of real world pertinent data.....

SURPRISE! We's gonna hav a brown bayyyyyyyyyyybe!

called Tyreek

?

This would happen...

Posted by Dervish on Apr-18-2009 03:25:

Congrats on the new kid!!!!!!! Maybe you should write a list?

Earl?

Posted by jupiterone on Apr-18-2009 03:27:

anal

Posted by Krypton on Apr-18-2009 03:30:

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
anal

Three guesses with something to do with a butt hole. Excellent.

Posted by jupiterone on Apr-18-2009 03:37:

well it better be anal, i'd be pissed if it wasn't

Posted by Domesticated on Apr-18-2009 03:43:

a) You made a thread specifically to let people know you have a girlfriend.

b) You made a thread specifically to make people think you have a girlfriend.

Either way, you're a loser.

Posted by Krypton on Apr-18-2009 03:43:

thanks.

Posted by winston on Apr-18-2009 03:46:

it's my dick in a box

Posted by jupiterone on Apr-18-2009 03:47:

quote:
Originally posted by winston
it's my dick in a box

are you suggesting she's a tranny?

Posted by Zild on Apr-18-2009 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
are you suggesting she's a tranny?

no he can teleport specific body parts

Posted by winston on Apr-18-2009 03:51:

i have a lazer for penis

Posted by wing on Apr-18-2009 04:07:

three some with ania

Posted by bigjimslade002 on Apr-18-2009 04:17:

what your probably thinking it will be: sex

what its probably going to be: not sex

because it wont be sex you in turn will be mad,say something ignorant to her,and the night will end in disaster.or at the very least the night will still be ruined for you because its not sex but you'll tough it out and refrain from saying something bad to her like:

"we should be having sex and not watching marley and me this is horrible if i knew this i wouldnt have come over well i wouldnt always complain about it if we did it more often dont hand me that when was the last time huh WHEN thats right two weeks two weeks i cant believe its been that long oh please work hasnt been that busy you just dont want to do it i dont CARE if your parents are home right now they can watch for all i care well you dont have your period in both holes you always look at me like that when i say that arent you the least bit curious how it would feel look just the tip ok just the tip just to see how you like it WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUVE HEARD THAT BEFORE???!!!!"

so anyway let me know what it is.

Posted by Palladium on Apr-18-2009 04:48:

"i have the aids"

Posted by Alex on Apr-18-2009 04:50:

It'll be a pen and a stack of immigration forms, you're getting married I'm so happy for you!!!

Posted by nchs09 on Apr-18-2009 04:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
Three guesses with something to do with a butt hole. Excellent.
ya, all suggested you would be receiving and not giving it

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-18-2009 04:55:

I disagree with everything bigjimslade said. It had to have been sex.

Was it sex?

Posted by Alex on Apr-18-2009 04:57:

Is her name Shenqiqua Jackson? Or Consuela Sanchez?

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