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textsfromlastnight
good stuff
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
my favorite
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
(hope this isn't a repost, I didn't put too much effort into my search)
Bas' thread about this > your thread about this.
(213): Repost
Re: textsfromlastnight
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| Originally posted by amp3 good stuff http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ my favorite (214): dude. I'm so drunk. (972): stu, this is your mum (214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass (972): ok, just dont wake your dad |
(843):Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.

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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN |
Who's BaS?
203): I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Fail
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...tsfromlastnight
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(314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
My favorite was something along the lines of "I just saw that girl you left with - Chris Hanson is looking for you."
(816): Are you guys doing anything tonight?
(859): Krysta
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| (312): Text. Mid BJ. 8 points. |
A friend once called me in the middle of the night and the conversation went like:
friend: Dude, you gotta call my girlfriend!
me: wtf? What's up?
friend: I wanna know if we're still together.
me: Why wouldn't you be?
friend: I might have dumped her earlier.
me: You might? wtf is going on?
friend: So I got really drunk tonight and then called her. Now I can't remember what I said, but I'm afarid I might have broken up with her. I gotta find out before I call her again, so you have to help me.
me: 
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