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Posted by mr. poopyhead on Jun-18-2002 03:51:

geography of a woman...

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>>>
>>>Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
>>>discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
>>>fertile deltas.
>>>
>>>Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
>>>developed and open to trade especially for someone
>>>with cash.
>>>
>>>Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
>>>and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging
>>>but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
>>>
>>>Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war
>>>- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
>>>now necessary.
>>>
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
>>>glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
>>>
>>>After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
>>>where it is, but no one wants to go there.

>>>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>>>Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
>>>dick.

Posted by Shudder on Jun-18-2002 05:37:

LMAO!!!!! that is so true

Posted by Endre on Jun-18-2002 07:04:

Re: geography of a woman...

quote:
Originally posted by mr. poopyhead
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>>>
>>>Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
>>>discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
>>>fertile deltas.
>>>
>>>Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
>>>developed and open to trade especially for someone
>>>with cash.
>>>
>>>Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
>>>and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging
>>>but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
>>>
>>>Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war
>>>- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
>>>now necessary.
>>>
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
>>>glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
>>>
>>>After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
>>>where it is, but no one wants to go there.

>>>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>>>Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
>>>dick.

Posted by Drifter on Jun-18-2002 09:49:

thats is so true

Posted by PatMcGroin on Jun-18-2002 14:51:

HAHAHAHAHHAH

thats too awesome

Posted by halo99 on Jun-18-2002 20:10:

lmao

that was really good

Posted by Slylee on Jun-18-2002 22:27:

hahahahaha....that was great omg

Posted by Andrew K on Jun-20-2002 06:40:

LOL!!!

Posted by RazerYokes on Jun-20-2002 13:27:

hehehe, i'm currently at work, and can't stop laughing about the man part

~ RazerYokes

Posted by mr. poopyhead on Jun-20-2002 16:30:

i don't get it.... what happens to a man AFTER 80?

90 year old men are just as dirty as 19 year old men.... they should change that number. even at 90, guys think with their balls. this is, after all, the age of viagra, =P.

Posted by BTG on Jun-21-2002 17:26:

ROTFLMAO!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jul-21-2002 04:40:

digging thru some old threads and found this. LMAO.

Posted by djshorts on Jul-21-2002 23:09:

couldnt be more true!

Posted by S-Type on Jul-23-2002 05:06:

haha that's funny

Posted by blazed it on Jul-24-2002 01:02:

haha excellent.... except i don't agree with the india part.

Posted by DJ TranceFormer on Jul-24-2002 01:11:

LOL

quote:
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick

I think that starts even earlier...

Posted by Tr1@ntaf1ll0s on Jul-27-2002 16:55:

rotfl

Posted by PeacefulWarrior on Jul-27-2002 23:22:

excellent