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| tub girl A Bath-tub sales rep that uses unique and radical sales methods Tub Girl sold us a bath-tub at a reasonable price! |
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| Gay Face Gay men do not differ from straight men in the size and shape of any facial feature. Rather, the use of certain expressions can become ingrained in the musculature of the face over time. Since effeminate gay men utilize similar facial expressions as women, they develop female aging and muscle contraction patterns in their face. For example, gay face includes tightness around the mouth from pursing the lips, a facial expression common to gay men and women - but not to heterosexual men. Also, gay men are more emotionally expressive, leading to a general €œtightness and muscular activation through out the entire face. Gay face includes an eye expression that is both surprised looking and predatory. Eyebrows are usually arched higher than that of straight men, and eyebrow hair is manicured. There is often a slightly tan and/or leathery look to the skin, especially among older gay men. Lesbians also have a version of gay face that emulates the facial muscular usage patterns straight men. They exhibit an under expression of emotion, relaxed brows, relaxed eyes, and less taut mouth and cheek muscles than straight women. The skin is usually pale and splotchy. |
This is all so true.
Yeah, you're gay.
We fucking get it already.
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| tranceaddict omghi2u n00b! A |337 website where tiesto whores battle the pvd whores in a battle to see who has the biggest intarweb pen0r. |
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| Originally posted by Domesticated Posted by: t3h nach0s, Feb 24, 2005 |
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cunt The word cunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don't realise its beauty. It has almost replaced the word 'mate', often used in Australia to refer to people in a conversation when they can't be bothered trying to remember your name. Sick Aussie Cunt: Sup cunt? American feminist: I find that insulting Sick Aussie Cunt: Piss off Sick Aussie Cunt 1: Sup cunt? Sick Aussie Cunt 2: Nothing much, cunt. |
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cunt Thought to be the most effective word in the english language for making ones point. It may also be sprinkled onto everyday sentences to spice them up rather dramatically. It is often ranked higher in power than both fuck and cock combined. Certain combinations of words have reached its effectiveness (such as 'smell my vagina it's full of pus' or 'what is that my tongue keeps hitting in your ass?') but no single word has come close. Where cock and fuck must be used strategically for effectiveness, **** needs no extra help. It is universally effective, regardless of the context. The word is so powerful that it has been known to cause embarrassment when using words that sound like it. For example, many sideways glances have been observed in school children singing 'My CUNTry tis of thee'. An interesting note: The word is universally effective, but when it is used by a male, it is estimated to be an additional 50 to 75% MORE effective than when a woman uses it. "Mom, I can see your cunt through those pants, can't you wear something else?" ... "Hello 911? I got a hotdog stuck in my dog's cunt, can you help me?" ... "I have a feeling Mother Theresa kept a spider in her cunt, but I also believe she did a lot of good for the people." ... "Cunts first" (when opening a door for a lady) |
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| Tiesto umm... Dj Tiesto rocks? |
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cunt Turned into a "dirty word" by the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood (CUNTS), the secret organization behind all feminism and feminazism. Their logic was that if no one was willing to use their acronym for fear of being ostracized, their existence would remain a secret. "It's bad enough she's a paganazi and a veganazi; does she have to be a cunt, too?" "Oh my god -- she belongs to the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood?" |
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| trance By far the best form of music that exists. A recent study showed that if a population is divided into musical preference, those who claim a strong allegiance to trance have the highest average IQ. Trance is the music of the genius-generation. |
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| Trance Music listened to only by people with High IQ's. The Best form of music ever to grace the earth. (Einstein is writing an equation.....) "Oh Shizer I am Stuck!" (Turns on Wireless and listens to DJ Tiesto - Lord Of Trance) "Good God I Think Ive Got It!" (Einstein goes on to write Relativity Theory and wins a Nobel Prize.) |
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery |
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| Bas 1: Noun; Word that you want to pronounce like the fish, but no better than to do so. 2: Adjective: To describe someone obnoxious, self-centered, egotistical, and at the same time awesome. 3: Person: European forum goer who's aliases were/are among EgoTripper, EgoT, Basman, and SuperBas. The forum he spent the most time on was neotaku, but after going under, Bas has been seen on Invisionfree Forums and buying Adam West merchandise in Northern Europe. Bas Hates stupid people, retards, small animals, babies, children, and the common Bass Fish found in the Mississippi River. Memorable moments in Bas' life include belittling people on forums, exploring his sexuality as a little girl whose father is Batman, getting a job, and moving out of his parent�€™s house. As of June 24th, 2006, is the #1 Ranked player in Outrun 2006 on PC. 1: Bas... Like the Fish, or the Amplifier? 2: You fucking Bas, you got her pregnant AND had sex with her best friend on her bed, while she was sleeping in the other room? FUCK. 3: Bas hates everyone, excluding Adam West, including Himself. |
Bas is the answer, you god damn hack.
more bas related entries. too bad they rejected this gem.
1. igottaknow 31 thumbs up love it hate it
bald skinny and gay. Sits on his computer all day watching and pressing refresh on his browser hoping some responds to his posts on the cor on ta. Also known to sit on his porch and ponder why so many people flame him. Harasses young girls on the net. posts pics of them on threads and gets flamed for invasion of privacy. No job No girl NO hair and hardly any time left in life. Whats a brotha to do?
also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums.
Billy you better shut down the computer. your gonna get igottaknowed
by Vivid Mar 20, 2005 share this
2. igottaknow 20 up, 1 down love it hate it
getting gangraped on the internet. an internet punching bag. also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums
oh man last night i was walking down this alley and got igottaknowed by a gang of black guys
by anonymous Mar 16, 2005 share this
3. igottaknow 11 up, 2 down love it hate it
A pedophile who has a tampon/menstrual fetish and likes to discuss them on various internet forums.
Also know for mental breakdowns.
This igottaknow obsesses over used tampons and little kids.
douche lame n00b wart 1337
by FunkJax Oct 11, 2006 share this
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| 1. vivid boy A child who manifested itself from the vaginal secreations of his/her mothers cum-stained uteran lining. Look at that Jenny, he must be his mothers proud vivid boy! |
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| Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Ok thats not really in there, but it should be! |
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| dervish 43 up, 27 down love it hate it (verb) to fuck your girlfriend in the ass right before you dump her, such that the last sexual contact you have with her is in the form of an ass-drilling. Man, I dervished the fuck out of her last night- I'm done with her crazy, lying, manipulative, played out ass. |
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| frankie goes to hollywood 10 up, 53 down love it hate it when you are fucking a girl doggystyle while she is on her knees then you stand up, while she is still on her knees and lift her up off the ground with your dick, and commence spinning her counter-clockwise. man, last night, that i fucked that trick laura right? man i went frankie goes to hollywood on her ass. by prancing pirate Sep 19, 2003 share this |
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marblecake 170 up, 68 down love it hate it When, upon performing anal sex, semen and shit are mixed. Dominic asked that his boyfriend not wipe, then proceeded to marblecake him. |
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| 1. hot lunch 1402 up, 371 down the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk |
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| 1. boston pancake 1434 up, 391 down When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup. |
I have to say, I find scat fetish impossible to understand. What is going on in these people's minds? "Fuck, the smell of shit makes me so fucking horny! I want someone to shit on my chest NOW!"
The distancing of oneself from fecal matter is both an instinct and an innate taboo of almost every culture I know of. Perhaps it is the violation of taboo, that is in fact the fetish, not the shit, itself.
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| Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I have to say, I find scat fetish impossible to understand. What is going on in these people's minds? "Fuck, the smell of shit makes me so fucking horny! I want someone to shit on my chest NOW!" |
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