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Posted by Mach X on May-22-2009 04:10:

textsfromlastnights.com

Funny stuff right here... kinda same dealio as FML... but just people re-posting funny texts either recieved or sent... the top ones are quite humourous!

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Posted by PurpleHaze on May-22-2009 04:28:

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p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

hahaha

Posted by Mach X on May-22-2009 04:28:

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(310): Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.

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(978): Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this

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(614): The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(252): We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?

Posted by DeleteFromUsers on May-22-2009 04:34:

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(626): What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
(1-626): You have mice?
(626): no why?

Awesome site!

Posted by LightsOut on May-22-2009 04:46:

(480): p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Good Night (619) Bad Night (76)

Posted by Playa24_7 on May-22-2009 11:28:

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(978): Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this

Posted by Skipper on May-22-2009 12:03:

haha, I love this site. Passes many a long afternoon at work.

(724): Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.

Posted by devnull on May-22-2009 14:57:

wow this is the best discovery since youtube. laughing my ass off at work

Posted by Playa24_7 on May-22-2009 15:08:

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(202): On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
(703): It's the American dream

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(314): Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
(1-314): Man I wish I had been there
(314): Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...

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(404): Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.

Posted by kotsy on May-22-2009 15:25:

hilarious site!

Posted by ~C~ on May-22-2009 15:26:

THIS SITE IS AMAZZZZZZZING!!!! work is boring, this will entertain me. Thx

(848): I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

(480): p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

GOLD

Posted by Jer on May-22-2009 15:28:

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(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

Posted by English Rachel on May-22-2009 15:30:

I was sent this a few weeks ago, I am crap for not posting it...

They make me howl with laughter, I have even posted a couple of my own

Posted by Big Boss on May-22-2009 17:19:

This, much like fmylife, is great at the beginning, but some of the texts/situations sound made up.

Posted by Skipper on May-22-2009 17:28:

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Originally posted by Big Boss
This, much like fmylife, is great at the beginning, but some of the texts/situations sound made up.

For sure.
The bryce's mom one and this one are pretty good of the recent ones:

(631): If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org

ha ha.

Posted by Man_Devil on May-22-2009 17:34:

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Originally posted by Big Boss
This, much like fmylife, is great at the beginning, but some of the texts/situations sound made up.

Yeah I immediately noticed this as soon as I saw fmylife. One of them was like 'I was having a one night stand and when I was about to blow my load the girl wrapped her legs around me and yelled out 'be my baby's daddy'... as if that would happen anywhere else but in a movie.

Posted by pmoisse on May-22-2009 19:07:

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(403): The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."

Posted by Capo di tutti on May-22-2009 19:16:

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Originally posted by pmoisse

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA oh man.....no comment lol

Posted by MattVagrant on May-22-2009 19:56:

Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

Posted by Skipper on May-22-2009 19:57:

heh.

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(703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'

Posted by MattVagrant on May-22-2009 19:58:

My god

I desparately need that feature

Posted by love_child on May-22-2009 20:02:

(703): it wasn't lemon gatorade

Posted by Skipper on May-22-2009 20:07:

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(847): Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight

Posted by ChemEnhanced on May-22-2009 20:09:

it amazes me how many people do blow

Posted by Playa24_7 on May-23-2009 06:46:

Re: My god

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Originally posted by MattVagrant
I desparately need that feature

There's actually an iPhone app that does just that haha

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