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need to take a dump during a dj set?

So who has ever needed to take a dump in the middle of your dj set.
what did you do?

I am not aware of people's bowel movements when I am on the booth

i ususally eat more taco bell

I don't really notice them going to the toilet, but if they ask me for my permission I will gladly let them leave the dance floor for a few minutes, providing they ask nicely.

Please stop making threads.

i guess if you need a shit you need a shit.

i remember timo maas talking once and he said he used to play 10min songs so he could run outside and have a cig due to the smoking ban in the uk now, i guess you could do that aswell if you really needed a shit badly

I once needed to shit during ukta radio so i randomly mixed tiestos remix of silence in, and it was only halfway during the breakdown when i returned. result.

Re: need to take a dump during a dj set?

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Originally posted by movingincircles need to take a dump during a dj set?

I always have a contingency plan. I would put on a really long track (10-17 minutes) before I go and make sure I have a loop set in place near the end, just in case.

Actually, here's the last time I had to to that - last month, during my techno set - and I used a classic Choice - Acid Eiffel ( http://www.discogs.com/Choice--Soof...d/release/17517 ) track and it worked like a charm. The only other time I had to go was last summer during a house music party, and I had no problem utilizing this track in that situation:

http://www.discogs.com/Mole-People-...n/release/42952

I guess having a few prebaked mixes that you can transition to might work in a case like this.

I just press pause and say in the mic that i will make a quick shit and will be right back.

I would take a dump right in front of everyone on CDJ, and when MC says spin that shit, I WOULD SPIN THAT SHIT YEAH

put a airwave track on most of them last fot about 15min give u some time to have a dump

if you play minimal you don't have to worry, just play some klik-klak track, press repeat and you're set to go. You'll also have time to fuck some bitch in the closet.

diaper?

Play something by Eric Prydz.

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Originally posted by Corey if you play minimal you don't have to worry, just play some klik-klak track, press repeat and you're set to go. You'll also have time to fuck some bitch in the closet.

lol

i keep a trash can handy for such instances.

no but if it ever happens I am proud owner of a number of Radio Slave tracks

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Please stop making threads.

just stop

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Originally posted by mimikish i keep a trash can handy for such instances.

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Originally posted by Corey I would take a dump right in front of everyone on CDJ, and when MC says spin that shit, I WOULD SPIN THAT SHIT YEAH

lmfaoooooooooooo

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Originally posted by benni I just press pause and say in the mic that i will make a quick shit and will be right back.

this is the best strategy

Try putting this on:

http://www.amazon.com/Back-Shit-Mil...n/dp/B0000004V4

This thread is priceless.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Try putting this on: http://www.amazon.com/Back-Shit-Mil...n/dp/B0000004V4

"Muffle That Fart"

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Originally posted by bas Play something by Villalobos.

fixed

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