A one-liner for all you facebook junkies

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Posted by b4k-oz on May-28-2009 13:59:

A one-liner for all you facebook junkies

So I thought I'd start this thread because I want to see what kind of one-liners people come up with.

My contribution:
...okay who put a stop payment on my reality check?

Posted by The Ear on May-28-2009 14:35:

Posted by Intangible on May-28-2009 14:39:

quote:
Originally posted by The Ear

I've been waiting for that

Posted by Abercrombie on May-28-2009 15:35:

My favourite that I used a couple of times over the years is...

AJ is... updating his facebook profile status

Posted by love_child on May-28-2009 15:42:

Posted by English Rachel on May-28-2009 16:06:

quote:
Originally posted by The Ear

LOLOLOL Stealing it

Posted by FunkyCrew on May-28-2009 16:22:

haha for Easter mine said "my Jesus is still alive", since Orthodox Easter was a week later this year :P

Posted by nifty narcotix on May-28-2009 17:11:

If I'm not the coolest person in the world, then I have no idea what cool is.

Posted by jchung52 on May-28-2009 19:07:

Footwork this Saturday. Hit me up for reduced glist

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on May-29-2009 00:37:

srba mast is a vagitarian

Posted by exstasie on May-29-2009 00:52:

quote:
Originally posted by love_child

haha...fuck the Nigerians!!

Posted by Abercrombie on May-29-2009 00:53:

quote:
Originally posted by exstasie
haha...fuck the Nigerians!!

whoa, easy there buddy... in the last 3 months, we fucked the jews, fucked the tamils, and now nigerians.... niger please.

Posted by Spam on May-29-2009 02:34:

... is unstatusfied.

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on May-29-2009 02:49:

I don't regret the things I've done, but those I did not do!

Posted by Kamka on May-29-2009 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
whoa, easy there buddy... in the last 3 months, we fucked the jews, fucked the tamils, and now nigerians.... niger please.

I think that's spelled with two g's my friend...

I put one yesterday that I overheard two guys in my local grocery store saying: "there's no flattery with Flaherty". I thought it sounded kinda cool since they at first seemed to be comparing the two words to each other.

Posted by Kamka on May-29-2009 04:10:

This is one that one of my Facebook friends put up, which I liked: "Some days are grinds and full of substandard lighting, other days are full of new sun and even the dark looks just right."

Posted by Abercrombie on May-29-2009 04:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Kamka
I think that's spelled with two g's my friend...

Niger is a country in Africa, is locally pronounced "Nij�" and spelled with one G.

Posted by haqq on May-29-2009 07:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
whoa, easy there buddy... in the last 3 months, we fucked the jews, fucked the tamils, and now nigerians.... niger please.

Posted by Jer on May-29-2009 14:28:

quote:
Originally posted by FunkyCrew
my Jesus is still alive

Posted by ChemEnhanced on May-29-2009 14:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
whoa, easy there buddy... in the last 3 months, we fucked the jews, fucked the tamils, and now nigerians.... niger please.

Posted by FunkyCrew on May-29-2009 14:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Jer

haha someone noticeced
my roommate's mom was so shocked at this at first (she's Catholic), then it was all giggles too

Posted by Abercrombie on May-29-2009 15:33:

quote:
Originally posted by haqq

Posted by b4k-oz on May-30-2009 00:34:

A budget is just a technique for going broke methodically!

or

Posted by Rodrico on May-30-2009 00:47:

likes his women like he likes his scotch...12 years old and mixed up in coke.

Posted by italarmo on May-30-2009 23:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico
likes his women like he likes his scotch...12 years old and mixed up in coke.

lmfao! amazing

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