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So if the swine flu kills us all...

...well not all. But imagine a "The Stand"-like scenario, where 99,9% or so die. If you are one of the few ones who are immune, what would you do? How do you think it would all turn out? De-evolution, rebuilding, Randy Flagg killing all the good ones?
And do you, like me, think it would be totally awesome to witness the downfall of the entire human civilization?

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What if TA is the only part of civilised society left?

i just hope it kills you first mothafucka

You can't resist your inner troll, can you?

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Originally posted by Darkarbiter What if TA is the only part of civilised society left?

Then we're all doomed.

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Originally posted by Darkarbiter TA ... part of civilised society

Does not compute.

If the swine flu kills all of you, can I have your stereos?

Dunno about that, but tubular can give you mono.

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Originally posted by Zoso If the swine flu kills all of you, can I have your stereos?

Sure, but be aware that there'll be no energy since the guys running the power plants are dead. But maybe you could install some solar cells and get a TV and a PS3 running.

I would have sex with lots of women telling them that since I have the resistive gene, I need to mate and produce more offspring with that gene.

i'd survive and raid every record collection i could find.

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Originally posted by Fledz I would have sex with lots of women telling them that since I have the resistive gene, I need to mate and produce more offspring with that gene.

What if she doesn't want kids and still can't get over the death of her beloved boyfriend with whom she used to go jet skiing? Rape or looking for another one?

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Originally posted by Meat187 Sure, but be aware that there'll be no energy since the guys running the power plants are dead. But maybe you could install some solar cells and get a TV and a PS3 running.

Meh, what do we need power plants for? I get my electricity from the socket!

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Originally posted by Meat187 What if she doesn't want kids and still can't get over the death of her beloved boyfriend with whom she used to go jet skiing? Rape or looking for another one?

Na, no rape. I would never ever rape a woman.

I would just cunningly convince her that humanity depends on it

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Meh, what do we need power plants for? I get my electricity from the socket!

There's electricity in Finland?

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Originally posted by Fledz I would just cunningly convince her that humanity depends on it

So you'd steal drugs somewhere and give them to her. I see, very clever.

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Originally posted by Meat187 There's electricity in Finland?

OK, so you caught me in a bit of a lie.

Actually we just rub two penguins together for static electricity.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Actually we just rub two penguins together for static electricity.

But what makes them spin

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Originally posted by Fledz But what makes them spin

I think the answer is 'we' (?)

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Originally posted by Meat187 Sure, but be aware that there'll be no energy since the guys running the power plants are dead. But maybe you could install some solar cells and get a TV and a PS3 running.

So the people at the power plants are dead, but all the people who work in the TV studios are still alive? That's the most selective virus I have come across!

Anyway, in answer to the original question, I would probably become the new world leader after building an army of survivors, Mad Max style.

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Originally posted by Acton Anyway, in answer to the original question, I would probably become the new world leader after building an army of survivors

Bring on the new world order, brotherrrr

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Originally posted by Acton So the people at the power plants are dead, but all the people who work in the TV studios are still alive? That's the most selective virus I have come across! Anyway, in answer to the original question, I would probably become the new world leader after building an army of survivors, Mad Max style.

retard, he needs the tv for the ps3

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Originally posted by Fledz But what makes them spin

Polar bears in huge hamster wheels, obviously.

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Originally posted by Acton So the people at the power plants are dead, but all the people who work in the TV studios are still alive? That's the most selective virus I have come across!

Uhm no, that's why you need the PS3.

And how will you make sure your army follows you? Money will be of no value.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Polar bears

Polar bears?






edit: Although those polar bears are more like bipolar bears

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Originally posted by Meat187 Uhm no, that's why you need the PS3.

Gotcha

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Originally posted by Meat187 And how will you make sure your army follows you? Money will be of no value.

Well that would come down to leadership ability and my natural charm

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