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i challenge you

tta, to a small scale war

*bashes tta over the head with a frozen cod*

takes 2 lead pipes and breaks tu_face's kneecaps

*uses tta's mouth as an ashtray, then bats him in the stomach with a half-eaten crusty garlicbread*

grabs jeff's oversized lips and grabs one...pulls it over jeff's head...forces jeff to swallow.

*sticks his arm down his inverted throat and pulls his head out his arse*

*places a tube on tta's stomach, fills it with rats and sets the top on fire*

reaches in...pulls out jeff's entire inner contents.....and bashes it to a bloody pulp with a hammer

*breaks every single one of jeff's toes and feeds them to rabid dogs in ste's backyard.

*regathers his internal organs*

*takes a chainsaw to tta's groinal area*

/me dodges the chainsaw.......takes it from tu_face's grasp.....saws both tu_face's arms and legs off

/me slaps andy the f00 with his famous old cheap 486 keyboard

*grows new arms and legs, picks up the old ones and smacks tta around the face with the wet ends*

*Joins in the fight and pours a truckload of lemons on TTA (using his own weapon against him)

you'll never win andy...there's too many of us:

takes the lemon squeezer and takes taha, trancedj and jeff's empty heads and crushes them into pulp

*drinks the pulp and has the strength of 3 TA's*

*sews tta's eyelids open and feeds him sleeping pills*

I'm not missing no WAR .. heheheh

*throws her books at tta and spills jeff with Calgon Morning glory body lotion for him to become all soft.. *

*gets her water gun ready and and bubles*
*throws pillows at gruby to make him sleep and get out of the way*

i'm with torontotrance

spider?

spider???

*steps on Julie_Spyder, cuts her limbs off with scissors, goes upstairs

*pours gasoline from 2 storeys above, throws darts at tu_face's back and butt, swings mouse at fastmp3, kicks trancedj in the balls

*holds flame in hand

now gimme all your money or i'll whip your sorry asses, and light you all on fire. mwahahhahahaaha.

*crushes andy with a giant teddy stuff with golf balls*

*eats a load of vindalooo then sprays a blerty shit all over taha's pillow*

*puts soem surelax in jeffs orange*

*grabs jeff out of the war and takes him to safety....comforts and cares for his injuries*

*gives everyone a telling off for hurting her poor jeffybabes*

I will not participate in any of these childish games

*pinches nita's arse*

*gives everyone a thousand cuts with a rusty spoon, then throws them all in a big vat of salt and viniger*

HEY HEY... watch thoes spiders why dont ya..

i'm not piccing just on the Uk and i AMM from toronto you bum cheeks..

i'm on the border line of UK and TO

'IT IN MAH FACKING MANOR!'

**Me grabs tta's Headbutts him**

**Kicks him around the floor like a sack of shit**

**drops bolders on tta's head**

**nails tta to the floor with 9 inch nails**

**grabs a chisel and a hammer and hammers the chisel between his fingernails**

**Invites all his UKTA mates to stomp on tta whislt DJ Scot Project plays a 6 hour set**

**Puts headphones on tta and plays every garage record known to man plus some hhc records**

**cuts tta up with a razor**

**Pours petrol all over the cuts let it soak for a few hours, then adds lemon juice, salt and vinegar**

**Sets tta on fire**

NEXT!

**Kneecaps fieroavian so he can't walk**

**sets a pack of starved rottweilers on Fieroavian**

**watches and laughs as the poor bugger gets mauled and eaten to death**

Warning!!!

decide sides those who haven't yet theres no inbetween no UK and anywhere else, your UK or the others make up your mind, or you will be hurt to in the crossfire!

quote:

Originally posted by RainbowBrite *grabs jeff out of the war and takes him to safety....comforts and cares for his injuries* *gives everyone a telling off for hurting her poor jeffybabes*

lol.. i started it thanx anyway xxxxxx

*batters flystyler in the face with an iceberg (lettuce)*

quote:

Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan 'IT IN MAH FACKING MANOR!' **Me grabs tta's Headbutts him** **Kicks him around the floor like a sack of shit** **drops bolders on tta's head** **nails tta to the floor with 9 inch nails** **grabs a chisel and a hammer and hammers the chisel between his fingernails** **Invites all his UKTA mates to stomp on tta whislt DJ Scot Project plays a 6 hour set** **Puts headphones on tta and plays every garage record known to man plus some hhc records** **cuts tta up with a razor** **Pours petrol all over the cuts let it soak for a few hours, then adds lemon juice, salt and vinegar** **Sets tta on fire** NEXT! **Kneecaps fieroavian so he can't walk** **sets a pack of starved rottweilers on Fieroavian** **watches and laughs as the poor bugger gets mauled and eaten to death** Warning!!! decide sides those who haven't yet theres no inbetween no UK and anywhere else, your UK or the others make up your mind, or you will be hurt to in the crossfire!

So i'm on google and I try to search for - ukta - teddy - in search of pics to show christina who every1 is from my bash... and this ccomes up... freaky

nice to see every1 still picks on tta

Damn, you awakened the UKTA Hitman

lol @ every1 playing nice with one hit at a time then calla comes in n destroys them all bah i miss the irish bastard

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