I love animals... but have animal activists gone too far?

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Posted by Abercrombie on Jun-08-2009 11:28:

I love animals... but have animal activists gone too far?

source

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Like octopi, worms also 'deserve better'
National Post
Published: Monday, June 08, 2009

Re: Octopi Deserve Much Better, letter to the editor, June 2.

Although the plight of the octopus, as described by your letter-writer, is serious indeed, it is almost nothing in comparison to the mass slaughter of earthworms. These prosaic annelids are often looked down upon because of their demure figures and lack of attractiveness. Regrettably, after each rainfall, the earthworms crawl out upon the man-made roads and sidewalks. The unimaginable holocaust of earthworms ensues when automobiles and cruel-hearted pedestrians flatten their delicate bodies with tires or with the soles of their shoes. To make it worse, when the clouds clear, the sun shines down relentlessly, robbing the earthworms of the moisture necessary for survival.

Therefore, to save many innocent earthworm lives, we need to have Parliament ban the use of earthworms for fishing. We also need the police to close down roadways during and after each rainfall, until the last earthworm has been brought back to safety.

Only we can emancipate the earthworm and put an end to its pointless sufferings.

Pauline Kosalka, Kleinburg, Ont.

Along this letter to the editor, the editors also had a picture of a worm next to the letter for greater attention and a sign of sincerety.

When will it end?

Posted by Kellyboop on Jun-08-2009 11:46:

Oooh poor little a-sexual creatures what shall we do to help lessen your plight? Because everyone can see a bloody earthworm crawling across the road. They're just as obvious as deer!

This woman needs a hobby and/or take up masturbating.

Posted by Nicolas Oliver on Jun-08-2009 13:13:

Close down the roadways during and after each rainfall? Extreme!!

Posted by Jayx1 on Jun-08-2009 13:25:

Dalton will respond by saying that a ban is not appropriate in this case and then move to ban it 6 months from now LOL

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Jun-08-2009 13:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Nick Cenik
Close down the roadways during and after each rainfall? Extreme!!

you think thats extreme?? what about that fucking sun?? we should find a way to shut it off till them worms can crawl back safely back to the ground.

i am so slapping some peta activists this weekend. anybody knows if they have headquarters in toronto??

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-08-2009 13:30:

You sure this isn't from the Onion? Lol. Jesus.

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Jun-08-2009 13:33:

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Originally posted by jennypie
You sure this isn't from the Onion? Lol. Jesus.

its not. its the same c unt who said "Enough with all of this preaching about the Holocaust. We get it."

she needs a good dickin' and a punch in the back of her head

Posted by Jayx1 on Jun-08-2009 13:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
its not. its the same c unt who said "Enough with all of this preaching about the Holocaust. We get it."

she needs a good dickin' and a punch in the back of her head

So exterminating millions of people is ok but we must save the worms?

And people actually listen to this person??

WOW!

Posted by daves on Jun-08-2009 13:54:

it's a left-wing socialist conspiracy!

you heard it here first.

Posted by SasH21 on Jun-08-2009 14:24:

These things are gross - I will kill them any day! Whoever wrote this proposal - is fucked!

Posted by Kellyboop on Jun-08-2009 14:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty

she needs a good dickin' and a punch in the back of her head

LOL do me now please!

Posted by smuncky on Jun-08-2009 16:00:

another closer step to communism.

Posted by Sentinal on Jun-08-2009 16:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Jayx1
Dalton will respond by saying that a ban is not appropriate in this case and then move to ban it 6 months from now LOL

No, he will tax the use of roadways immeadatly after a rainfall and call it the earthworm preservation tax.

Posted by Intangible on Jun-08-2009 16:51:

I'm really concerned about the poor mosquitos getting zapped in my parents back yard.

Posted by Jayx1 on Jun-08-2009 19:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Sentinal
No, he will tax the use of roadways immeadatly after a rainfall and call it the earthworm preservation tax.

That would more likely be Miller's response. But he wouldnt call it a tax, it would be a revenue tool. LOL!

Posted by Abercrombie on Jun-08-2009 19:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Jayx1
That would more likely be Miller's response. But he wouldnt call it a tax, it would be a revenue tool. LOL!

Miller is a revenue tool.

Posted by Jayx1 on Jun-08-2009 19:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
Miller is a revenue tool.

Miller, Morris, Mcguinty, Martin.

Lesson: Never vote for anyone whos last name starts with M

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jun-08-2009 20:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Jayx1
Miller, Morris, Mcguinty, Martin, Mulroney.

Lesson: Never vote for anyone whos last name starts with M

fixed

Posted by Jayx1 on Jun-08-2009 20:45:

quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
fixed

yeah mulroney was a tool too.

Posted by Skipper on Jun-08-2009 21:14:

Regular worms - screw em. But inchworms? Now there is something I can get behind. So cute!

Posted by Jayx1 on Jun-08-2009 22:31:

Its time we save the cochroaches! How dare we exterminate them?

Posted by Irishaddict on Jun-08-2009 22:38:

ahahahahha i stopped reading at "holocaust"

Posted by Kellyboop on Jun-09-2009 02:27:

Guys we can't forget these worms!

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Jun-09-2009 02:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Kellyboop
LOL do me now please!

awwwwww, you're tiny, if i punch you in the back of your head i'll at least cripple you. you're talking about punching in the back of the head right???

hi tiny clap, bring me back some vagimite LOL

but seriously, when will this peta crap stop??

Posted by Jayx1 on Jun-09-2009 04:48:

I walked by the PETA tent at DEMF eating a hot dog.

True story

LOL!

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