My family is being stalked by a turtle.

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Posted by BTG on Jun-12-2009 21:38:

My family is being stalked by a turtle.

everyday i come home from work, there's a turtle at the side of my house.

every day i take it to the pond and let him swim away, and every day..he comes back.

now there's really no point to this thread, and i'm sure most of you would rather not know about my run ins with a turtle, but it's too late for that now.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Jun-12-2009 21:47:

lmao. When I was a kid - my mom went in reverse and ran over a turtle.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Jun-12-2009 21:48:

She also just recently... ran over an iguana and we laughed the whole way home. That shit slammed so hard against the metal under the car and when I looked back to see what it was - the poor iguana did a barrel roll.

Posted by notelfreak on Jun-12-2009 21:50:

u look like a gay.

Posted by Palladium on Jun-12-2009 21:51:

is gonna kill jew all, it must be a nazi turtle

Posted by Xan_2v2 on Jun-12-2009 22:00:

is it trying to stay in/out of the shade/sun

Posted by coolestrl on Jun-12-2009 22:05:

the turtle iz rape you

Posted by The17sss on Jun-12-2009 22:34:

Posted by wing on Jun-12-2009 22:35:

it's god in turtle form, obviously. you know what to do; don't fuck up your chance to get into heaven.

Posted by Slylee on Jun-12-2009 22:53:

cmon adopt it! that's what he wants.

he's like "yo you bitches got AC n shit, lemme get sommadat"

Posted by bas on Jun-12-2009 22:57:

For a small fee I will help you and your family rid yourselves of this evil turtle.

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-12-2009 22:57:

Gamera is watching you Bradley.

Posted by Damerchi on Jun-12-2009 22:58:

the turtle is going to rape you when you die

Posted by Leon on Jun-13-2009 00:12:

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss

lol