Hey boss, I won't be in today because...

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Posted by Blondie Girl on Jun-21-2002 05:30:

Hey boss, I won't be in today because...

I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally,
I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may
now contain false information.

The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even
gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when
I am startled.

The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

I prefer to remain an enigma.

My mother-in-law has come back as one of the undead and we
must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her
heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.

I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined
that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I
have to arrange for helicopter transportation.

I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.

I refuse to travel to my job in the District until there is a commuter
tax. I insist on paying my fair share.

Posted by bluE_Neon on Jun-21-2002 05:34:

excuses excuses

Posted by BTG on Jun-21-2002 06:26:

i cant go to work, cause my aunt has yellow pubic hair.

Posted by randummboy on Jun-21-2002 06:26:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...p?s=&forumid=15

Posted by EarnYourKeep on Jun-21-2002 19:32:

or u can say i cant go to work because I DONT LIKE IT~
probably wont be able to go back but tell me it wouldnt be sweet to just say that once.

Posted by davinox on Jun-21-2002 19:58:

office space....lol

Posted by PhaseFour on Jun-22-2002 06:16:

because my monkey ate my spleen!!!!!

hey davinox, did gouryella and 7th city get banned AGAIN? wtf

Posted by DJ LIQUID on Jun-22-2002 08:15:

because....im fucking your daughter

Posted by eXeTik on Jun-22-2002 08:26:

Because I have to surf TA some more

Posted by Tak on Jun-22-2002 09:04:

Ther is a really ugly cat with no ears standing infront of my car that gets in my way whichever way I go.

THIS HAS WORKED FOR ME BEFORE AT SCHOOL *I said on the road but*