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Posted by nchs09 on Jun-22-2009 20:43:

Help...

I just ate a bunch of shit, and now i feel like i am about to throw up.

By shit, i mean doritos, chicken strips i left out since yesterday during the day, slice of pizza that i had left from dinner, a flan, a glass of water and a banana.

I feel like i am going to projective vomit, but i NEED to go get a haircut and i am afraid ill vomit while getting a cut

advice?

Posted by bas on Jun-22-2009 20:44:

Don't vomit.

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-22-2009 20:47:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Don't vomit.
oh ok... why didnt i think of that?

Posted by Danny Ocean on Jun-22-2009 20:48:

drink scotch

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-22-2009 20:48:

I'm not gonna lie. You'll feel better if you vomit. And skinnier.

And WTF...flan?

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-22-2009 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I'm not gonna lie. You'll feel better if you vomit. And skinnier.

And WTF...flan?
excuse you.... what is wrong with flan exactly?

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-22-2009 20:50:

Drink a Red-eye

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-22-2009 20:53:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
excuse you.... what is wrong with flan exactly?

Nothing really but.....

Doritos.......chicken strips........pizza.......flan?

That is clearly not supposed to be the next food item in the series!

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-22-2009 20:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Nothing really but.....

Doritos.......chicken strips........pizza.......flan?

That is clearly not supposed to be the next food item in the series!
Thats true.. im not even high which is the problem, i was just hungry

Posted by ziptnf on Jun-22-2009 20:57:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Thats true.. im not even high which is the problem, i was just hungry

cut your own hair, then when you have to vomit, you can just put down the clippers and turn around and puke in the toilet.

problem solved.

Posted by Palladium on Jun-22-2009 21:19:

go to a curandero o chaman, there are plenty of them in central america

Posted by Leon on Jun-22-2009 21:21:

get a haircut, wait for him to finish, throw up, then be like 'that is what I think-a of your-a haircut'

then you walk out with a mean frenchman face and a free haircut

Posted by skell on Jun-22-2009 21:28:

Re: Help...

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
advice?

Read the workout thread more and stop eating pure shit.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Jun-22-2009 21:46:

lulz

Posted by Krypton on Jun-22-2009 21:49:

eat coal.

Posted by aquila on Jun-22-2009 21:51:

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-22-2009 21:53:

well... i still have not thown up, but i am going to get mah head shaved... wish me luck in not vomiting on top of the guy/girl/myself while getting cut.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Jun-22-2009 22:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
eat charcoal.

Fixed. Since coal would kill you.

Posted by yukii on Jun-22-2009 22:33:

i was about to make a thread like this i ate 100% pure junk & then took a nap until right now..

.. & feel like dying lol

edit: lol @ leon's sig

Posted by RandomGirl on Jun-22-2009 22:42:

LOL @ this thread.

Putting aside inevitable death from clogged arteries, I agree with Ygrene... you should have had a twinkie or something to go with the theme.

P.S. I hope you vomit all over yourself. It would just make for a great story

Posted by Rose on Jun-22-2009 22:43:

Take a shit.

.......then eat again.

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-22-2009 22:43:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand now that theresa posted, the thread has gone to shit. Might as well close it :/