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Posted by 00soups00 on Jun-27-2009 00:38:

MJ Jokes

they're bound to happen, so lets give it a thread.

let me preface this by saying i have full respect for the man as a musical and performing talent.. these jokes are all aimed at his personal exploits and decisions he made which landed him with the reputation he has....

{and they're funny}

Whats the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August

Posted by narcism on Jun-27-2009 02:04:

Posted by EgosXII on Jun-27-2009 03:33:

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jun-27-2009 04:45:

Farrah Fawcett died, and when she got to heaven God asked her what she wanted. Farrah told him "I want all the children in the world to be safe".

So God killed Michael Jackson.

Posted by Lilith on Jun-27-2009 06:53:

I heard he died having a stroke in the children's ward

Posted by Darkarbiter on Jun-27-2009 10:49:

How did micheal jackson die?

Food poisening:

he ate 2 12 year old nuts

Posted by Dj_Es-Dva on Jun-27-2009 11:18:

MJ drowned because noone would throw him a buoy

Posted by James Brooke on Jun-28-2009 06:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
I heard he died having a stroke in the children's ward

ROFL!!!!!

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jun-29-2009 00:22:

I heard MJ wanted to be buried face down in case Elton John popped in for a coldie.

Posted by Fpcookie on Jun-29-2009 11:49:

What's black and white and molests children?

Dead.

Posted by pagaille21 on Jun-29-2009 14:33:

No details on the burial arrangements, but I heard MJ is going to be melted down into plastic toys so children can play with him for a change.

Posted by AParajuli on Jun-30-2009 04:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
I heard he died having a stroke in the children's ward

My favourite =)

Posted by Light The Fuse on Jun-30-2009 05:29:

whats black and has 8 legs?

the jackson 4

Posted by Light The Fuse on Jun-30-2009 23:12:

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.

Posted by Aesthetic on Jun-30-2009 23:23:

lol

Posted by mattos000 on Jul-02-2009 16:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Light The Fuse
whats black and has 8 legs?

the jackson 4

haha

Posted by Deeman on Jul-10-2009 02:35:

The Jackson 5

Posted by Light The Fuse on Jul-10-2009 02:50:

lololololololololololololol!

however.....

has always intrigued me.

fuck im bored!

Posted by Lilith on Jul-10-2009 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Deeman
The Jackson 5

lol!

Posted by vman83 on Jul-10-2009 08:48:

I fuckin died watching this

Its a rip from the Downfall movie but WATCH THIS SHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8

Posted by Deeman on Jul-10-2009 09:02:

^^^

Oh man I nearly pissed my pants!!

Posted by Philby on Jul-11-2009 10:25:

haha that's awesome! i love the family guy derailment too lol