Simpsons quotes that sum up various cultures

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Posted by elektrikal on Jul-07-2009 05:40:

Simpsons quotes that sum up various cultures

Being a slavish fan of the simpsons, I thought it'd be interesting to try and use quotes that sum up cultures, not only geographically speaking but music, sports, etc. Should you choose to add a quote try and list specifically the quote, the speaker, context and episode its from, and the culture you're referring to.

I'll start with two:

We paid for blood - Hans Moleman, Lisa and Bart in the Ice Hockey game shootout. Probably best describes most violent sports cultures like american football, ice hockey, boxing/mma and nascar.

I'm telling you people, the earth revolves around the sun....Burn him!
Principal Skinner tied to a burning stake by a mob led by grandpa showing how springfield is dead last in culture and science, episode w/ the movie festival. Great reference to the lack of cultured, learned americans, and many other nations.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-07-2009 05:53:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted by trancechan on Jul-07-2009 05:57:

homer simpson is a pretty cool guy eh has a tv show & doesn't afraid of anything

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jul-07-2009 06:47:

quote:
Originally posted by trancechan
homer simpson is a pretty cool guy eh has a tv show & doesn't afraid of anything

no.

Posted by Akridrot on Jul-07-2009 06:57:

Peter's chin is an sideways 3.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jul-07-2009 06:59:

I bent my wookiee.

Posted by nekholm on Jul-07-2009 07:53:

8:58, first time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers.
-- Farmers invented daylight saving time

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jul-07-2009 08:04:

this is like a million times more fun than sushipunk's game.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-07-2009 08:10:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
this is like a million times more fun than sushipunk's game.

Pfffft.

2682 posts say otherwise

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jul-07-2009 08:29:

Bonjourrrrrrrrr, yah cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!

  -- The French, Groundskeeper Willie, ep. 2F32 'Round Springfield

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jul-07-2009 09:03:

"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."
-Lisa on Europeans

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-07-2009 09:14:

"That's not enough! We need more asbestos!"

Posted by tubularbills on Jul-07-2009 09:58:

quote:
originally posted by Homer Simpson

To Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of lifs'e problems.

Posted by Ian on Jul-07-2009 10:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
"That's not enough! We need more asbestos!"

And I'm shocked that nobody has mentioned

"Lisa needs Braces"

and as another addition, how about um......

http://www.zshare.net/audio/62334837a41403a9/

the sound is a little bit quiet so you might need to turn it up a bit to hear it

Posted by Akridrot on Jul-07-2009 10:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian

And I'm shocked that nobody has mentioned

"Lisa needs Braces"

and as another addition, how about um......

http://www.zshare.net/audio/62334837a41403a9/

the sound is a little bit quiet so you might need to turn it up a bit to hear it

AHAHAHAHAH. It sounds amazing in Spanish, like fucking spanish music.

Posted by Acton on Jul-07-2009 10:43:

Homer - "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman"

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jul-07-2009 10:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Acton
Homer - "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman"

Save me Jebus!

Posted by Ian on Jul-07-2009 10:55:

transcript of my link if you don't wanna hear it

"Catch'em if You Can" (#FABF14 / SI-1514) - On Niagra Falls Homer and Marge are about to go over the edge, and Canadian and United States Coast Guard are fighting over who should help them:

* American Coast Gaurd: Back off Canadians we got them

* Canadian Coast Gaurd: You back off hosers, they are in Canadian waters, eh'

* American Coast Gaurd: Beat it you puck smacking maple suckers

* Canadian Coast Gaurd: Take a hike you Shatner stealing Mexico touchers

Posted by itsamemario on Jul-07-2009 12:12:

Homer: More aquavit please!

Posted by david.michael on Jul-07-2009 12:24:

Bart, Lisa, and Milhouse are trying to escape.

Milhouse stumbles and falls.

"You guys go ahead and.....carry me!"

Later on (or earlier?), Milhouse swings on a rope across a gap.

Bart: "Throw us the rope!"
Milhouse: "There's no time!" as he throws the rope aside.

Posted by secked on Jul-07-2009 14:33:

I dunno about cultural relevance, but one of my favourite Simpsons moments is/

Maude: "I'm talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!"

Krusty: "Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down years ago!"

luls.

Posted by bas on Jul-07-2009 15:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Peter's chin is an sideways 3.

"look it's that guy...with a balls on his chin"

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-07-2009 15:09:

Marge Simpson, Little Treehouse of Horrors IV:

"Oh GOOOD, the curtains are on fire!"

Posted by psymon.d on Jul-07-2009 15:17:

"Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like the English and Scots. And Irish and Scots. And Japanese and Scots. And Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots�THEY RUINED SCOTLAND!"

Groundskeeper William

Posted by secked on Jul-07-2009 15:19:

Nothing said about Scotsmen has ever been more true.

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