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Posted by Slylee on Jul-18-2009 23:22:

Biggest LOL of my year so far

so my mom was looking around for a video store because blockbuster by her closed recently. she finds one and walks in...goes to the counter and asks the gentleman about the advertised deal by the entrance and he assures her it's still going on and she tells him she wants to sign up and rent some movies. he tells her ok. she goes and starts looking at the movies and then suddenly realizes something is very wrong. she looks at the guy close to her and says, "this isn't a regular video store is it". the guy goes, "lol no".

she walked into a fucking porn video shop like a moron, not realizing it was.

i can't stop laughing. i love my mom.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-18-2009 23:24:

Posted by Ian on Jul-18-2009 23:25:

it would've been better had he signed her up first & give her the token keyring

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-18-2009 23:26:

So how many DVDs did she buy?

Posted by Lira on Jul-18-2009 23:27:

So, what did she rent?

Posted by Lira on Jul-18-2009 23:29:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
So how many DVDs did she buy?

Pppfffttt... why buy when you can just rent it and copy the best scenes? n00bs

Posted by Ian on Jul-18-2009 23:29:

Funnier still would be if she picked a movie up and you were on the cover & it was like bangbros or something.

Posted by Slylee on Jul-18-2009 23:35:

i just cannot even begin to understand how omeone can walk into a porn shop not knowing it's a porn shop only my mom.

Posted by bas on Jul-18-2009 23:40:

Well to be fair they keep all the giant black dildos in the back.

Or so I've heard.

Posted by Reza on Jul-19-2009 00:05:

MILF?

Posted by Rodrico on Jul-19-2009 00:06:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Well to be fair they keep all the giant black dildos in the back.

Or so I've heard.

Thats just wrong.

Posted by Fledz on Jul-19-2009 01:21:

Re: Biggest LOL of my year so far

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
the guy goes, "lol no".

Did he actually say "lol"?

Posted by Akemi on Jul-19-2009 01:32:

Hehe that is funny!

I go into those stores just for fun! It's quite entertaining!

Posted by Lira on Jul-19-2009 01:46:

*alt detector activated*

quote:
Originally posted by Akemi
Hehe that is funny!

I go into those stores just for fun! It's quite entertaining!

トランスを聴く日本人？珍しいじゃん、それ。

Posted by BTG on Jul-19-2009 06:30:

i think you made this story up. or your mother did.

you don't have to defend it, it's just btg.

Posted by trancechan on Jul-19-2009 08:42:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Well to be fair they keep all the giant black dildos in the back.

Or so I've heard.

either black or beige, partner.

Posted by TranceOwnsLol on Jul-19-2009 08:53:

Did she rent 'Backyard Sluts 09'???

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-19-2009 09:51:

i bet she was mortified of the content they stocked lol

Posted by Slylee on Jul-19-2009 13:41:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
i bet she was mortified of the content they stocked lol

i'm sure she was. if you knew what a little prude my mom is you would laugh even harder. and plus it was just funnier hearing her tell me. she could barely tell the story she was laughing so hard. she walked up to the counter and everything like, "hey i see you guys have 5 videos for $4.99 a month? i want to sign up for that"

Posted by Slylee on Jul-19-2009 13:51:

another funny moment my mom pulled...

i was sitting on her bed one night watching tv and she was in her bathroom area doing her routine before bed (washing face, etc..) and all of a sudden she was like, "FUCK" and i was like "what?"

turns out she sprayed hair spray directly on her face thinking it was this other spray stuff that is meant for your face

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-19-2009 13:53:

lol could be worse...could of washed her hair with hair removal cream

Posted by Akemi on Jul-19-2009 16:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
*alt detector activated*

トランスを聴く日本人？珍しいじゃん、それ。

私はドラムとベースのように！

Posted by Lira on Jul-19-2009 20:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Akemi
私はドラムとベースのように！

ヌー？ヤン？

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jul-19-2009 20:57:

the best is when my buddy brian smoke a joint between periods in highschool and reached into his pocket to get visine and pulled out liquid paper and dab it in his eye. ambulance had to come and everything. fuckin LOL

Posted by medinaM5 on Jul-19-2009 21:05:

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