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Posted by Akridrot on Jul-21-2009 00:42:

Pregnancy scare

quote:

[20:38] gf: what if im pregnant? im not saying i am but im saying what if
[20:39] Akridrot: ......
[20:39] Akridrot: what
[20:39] Akridrot: talk about out of leftfield holy shit
[20:39] Akridrot: um.... jeez, i'd do whatever you chose to do
[20:39] gf: i choose to kill it but i only have $5
[20:40] Akridrot: are you pregnant for real
[20:40] gf: i can buy bleach and a uhm wire hanger

I feel an odd sensation of happiness, anxiety, and sadness. My girlfriend might be pregnant.

Fuck, I hope we don't end up like one of those white trash couples who have kids before their lives even start and then the kid ruins our dreams and

Having a kid right now would be the worst thing

Posted by Sunsnail on Jul-21-2009 00:45:

man i dont like the internet, this kinda thing should be a face to face conversation no

Posted by Rodrico on Jul-21-2009 00:46:

Judging by how she just held that conversation, it might be too late for the white trash thing to happen.

Posted by kadomony on Jul-21-2009 01:03:

bleach? in the vagoo?

please post if this occurs.

Posted by Ygrene on Jul-21-2009 01:14:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
bleach? in the vagoo?

please post if this occurs.

If hot butter gets Nintendo cartridges, what does bleach get?

Posted by Rose on Jul-21-2009 01:16:

Ffs........you're so stupid. Now what are you going to do? Chug a bunch of cough medicine to forget your problems?

Posted by Ygrene on Jul-21-2009 01:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Rose
Ffs........you're so stupid. Now what are you going to do? Chug a bunch of cough medicine to forget your problems?

It's not the cough syrup that helps you forget, it's the naked.

Posted by Direct on Jul-21-2009 01:21:

He accidently his whole girlfriend pregnant.

Posted by wrzonance on Jul-21-2009 02:10:

ADITC�

(Another day in the COR)

Trademarked

Posted by Krypton on Jul-21-2009 02:20:

wtf is so fucking hard about wearing a condom? NOBODY CARES.

Posted by tubularbills on Jul-21-2009 02:39:

why don't you make a thread about it

oh wai---

Posted by Lira on Jul-21-2009 02:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
If hot butter gets Nintendo cartridges, what does bleach get?

A free nintendo 64!!!

Posted by supersaw abuse on Jul-21-2009 03:08:

bahahaha your girlfriend is an idiot

Posted by Palladium on Jul-21-2009 03:13:

i'll get the vacuum...

Posted by Akridrot on Jul-21-2009 03:29:

We broke up. I'm not sad. I'm free.

Well... weeeeeeeee

Posted by Renzo on Jul-21-2009 03:35:

What? You broke up? Isn't she possibly pregnant?

You really are an idiot.

Posted by Akridrot on Jul-21-2009 03:41:

I don't give a fuck, I was already talking to another girl. This girlfriend was a STUPID STUPID bitch.

Posted by kadomony on Jul-21-2009 03:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
I don't give a fuck, I was already talking to another girl. This girlfriend was a STUPID STUPID bitch.

DAMN SON THATS COLD

Posted by wrzonance on Jul-21-2009 04:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
I don't give a fuck, I was already talking to another girl. This girlfriend was a STUPID STUPID bitch.

http://tinyurl.com/mtj2vz

Posted by supersaw abuse on Jul-21-2009 04:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
I don't give a fuck, I was already talking to another girl. This girlfriend was a STUPID STUPID bitch.

nice, abdicating your responsibilities in the face of difficulty. you're probably the coolest guy i know

Posted by Lira on Jul-21-2009 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
I don't give a fuck

The kid is the Messiah!

Posted by Akridrot on Jul-21-2009 04:21:

WE DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S PREGNANT FOR SURE YET. WAIT SOME MORE TIME.

If she's pregnant, we'll deal with it then. But for now: I DONT CARE.

Also, nice joke Lira.

Posted by boris_the_bear on Jul-21-2009 04:23:

quote:
Originally posted by supersaw abuse
nice, abdicating your responsibilities in the face of difficulty. you're probably the coolest guy i know

zing!

Posted by Ghost Raver on Jul-21-2009 05:25:

The question is will she FMyLife about this.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-21-2009 05:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
The kid is the Messiah!

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