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Just talkin bout it in chat n thought this would be a good idea, write down the st00pidest things u have made food wise when drunk or just generally spannered or hungry!
Just to start us :
<[N]uk|eu[Z]> nice n spicy nik naks. in water
hehe this should be fun 
i once ate a piece of paper for a fiver, bought tenshi with it 
jeff and that ketamined bloke at spad n jas' house ate tomato sauce on a wheetbix.
heinz tomato sauce iu can't eat without it
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| Originally posted by gibbo heinz tomato sauce iu can't eat without it |
Marmite and cheddar cheese sandwiches are gorgeous!
hehe just thought of a few others :
When i was pissed to fuck n we ran out of alcahol the only thing left in the house that was semi possible to drink was Tommy K so i ended up drinkin a half pint of that
I fuckin hate the stuff.
N another time i remember makin mustard, dairy lea and tomatoe sandwidches which surfice to say were still in my room when i woke up cuz they were proper rank 
We mixed together all the left over drink, which was carlsberg, strongbow, orange juice, barcardis breezers all flavours, just anythign you could think of, god that was rank, it had a really shocking after taste 
erm... i got too many to mention...... but one time... i had sum vodka, but nothing to mix it with and didnt fancy doing it str8, so i put sum water in it and tommy K. and i can safely say that that aint gonna end up on no cocktail lists!!! lol
see tommy k is used for everything
erm.... chunk of cheese
chunk of cucumber. tomato an choc ice and salad cream all stcked together.. lol.... that was actually quite nice tbh..i ate it b4 i went to crasher, and i had the bestnight of my life!
last week.... i was at my mates house, we got an indian on the sat nite.. ange got sum onion bahgees.. but they wernt round, they were like erm, how can i describe them?... they looked like a big manky beard. with batter on it!! honestly.
anyways, the next mornig i had a joint and got the munchies, but there was no food.... BUT WAIT!! the beard like onion bahgees from the nbight b4..... so i took one out of the bag... and it looked like an alien.. like off of aliens.. ya know the little ones that cum out of the belly.It even had a moving head. legs and 2 arms (which wre a bit deformed, which was understandable, cos afterall, it was an onion bahgee)... so i pretnded that it was coming out of my stomach (i had no top on btw).. after that i gave it a name.. i cant remember what i calld it (ask angela).. but anyways... after a good 30 minutes of carresseing it and hugging it.. and even haveing my foto taken with it of me hugging it...... i finally decided to bid farewell.. and i ate the bastard thing!!!! lol 
i had a deep fried mcvities digestive...nice
drank vinegar & salt...mingin [i had ulcer and fishbones in throat]
mustard with olives...sick [hunger]
chicken curry sarnies...mmm...
mashed peas with maple syrup...the syrup is nice but the peas were sick
tomato ketchup sarnies...quite nice actually
coke, vodka, stella, lemonade...niceish...needed to ring out ma lizard a few times tho...
beef crisps & ice cream...ok...wouldnt recommend eating alot of tho...
thats all i remember for these last few weeks...
i eat tomato sauce (sometimes with black pudding) on fryed/fried bread 
i also once ate with a bar of chocolate (100g effort, or summat like that) whilst being so drunk i couldn't walk, tasted nice at the time, but stayed down for all of 10 minutes until finding its way on2 my m8s bedroom carpet, lol. i h8 the **** anyway. there was a house party at his over christmas and they locked the dogs and cat in his room and they had about 10 turds between them LMAO 
rofl.....noted
Part of one of the bets I made was to eat an egg-plant mixed with some cigarette ashes & hot sauce- I also added some sault to spice it up 
Well im spannered again ate some shit erm...... end of story 
Vanila ice cream and tomatoe sorce
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM well nice (when ure span-iard anyway)
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