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Posted by Sunsnail on Aug-07-2009 01:59:

what does sex feel like

is there anything you can compare it to?

Posted by idoru on Aug-07-2009 02:01:

That feeling of relief you get as you release a giant turd? It feels good once that pressure is suddenly gone.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Aug-07-2009 02:08:

It does feel really good if you've had to go for a long time and then cut loose once you hit the toilet.

Posted by Sushipunk on Aug-07-2009 02:09:

I personally like a nice wet shart.

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Aug-07-2009 02:10:

I've always got time for reading a good book on a Sunday afternoon while having a lengthy shit.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Aug-07-2009 02:10:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I've always got time for a reading a good book on a Sunday afternoon while having a lengthy shit.

Ha, this too.

Posted by idoru on Aug-07-2009 02:13:

You know what I like? When it feels like I have to take an epic dump but (lol) and the second I sit down to shit, all that happens is one loud, quick burst of air that doesn't even classify as a fart. Magically, all of the pressure is gone.

Awesome.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Aug-07-2009 02:17:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
You know what I like? When it feels like I have to take an epic dump but (lol) and the second I sit down to shit, all that happens is one loud, quick burst of air that doesn't even classify as a fart. Magically, all of the pressure is gone.

Awesome.

LOL. Whenever that happens to me, it builds back up soon enough and I have to go through the process again.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-07-2009 03:03:

You all sound like pansy shitters. Just sayin'.

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-07-2009 03:08:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
You know what I like? When it feels like I have to take an epic dump but (lol) and the second I sit down to shit, all that happens is one loud, quick burst of air that doesn't even classify as a fart. Magically, all of the pressure is gone.

Awesome.

i don't know why, but i lol'd and it made me think of sitting at a rest stop and hearing that FFFOOOOOOOOOP sound from a few stalls down and a sigh that says, "dammit, i thought i had to shit".

Posted by coolestrl on Aug-07-2009 03:08:

i have a ak-47 built in

Posted by The17sss on Aug-07-2009 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
I personally like a nice wet shart.

I hope you're joking. I like 'em solid and binding... no soft serve or wet splatter; those usually come after eating a lot of weird sauces (like on sushi) or something spicy as fuck.

Posted by Krypton on Aug-07-2009 03:23:

I love it when the turd is at least 12 inches long. Picture-worthy..

Posted by The17sss on Aug-07-2009 03:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
I love it when the turd is at least 12 inches long. Picture-worthy..

LOL!!! which do you prefer, the aligator that's laying half way out of the water or the snake that encircles the bowl?

Posted by Krypton on Aug-07-2009 03:30:

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
LOL!!! which do you prefer, the aligator that's laying half way out of the water or the snake that encircles the bowl?

Always the alligator...the smell is so satisfying.

Posted by The17sss on Aug-07-2009 03:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
Always the alligator...the smell is so satisfying.

you need help dude...lol.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-07-2009 03:36:

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
LOL!!! which do you prefer, the aligator that's laying half way out of the water or the snake that encircles the bowl?

Ew soft serve snakes ftl. You just know you're gonna have to shit again soon after those.

Posted by The17sss on Aug-07-2009 03:41:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Ew soft serve snakes ftl. You just know you're gonna have to shit again soon after those.

YES. This is evident by the fact that you have to wipe like 10 times to (supposedly) clear up the area.

p.s.- you must be the most knowledgable female on shitting I've ever seen.

Posted by plastikE on Aug-07-2009 03:54:

WTF

Posted by enydo on Aug-07-2009 03:54:

Taking shits really fucking high is weird.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Aug-07-2009 03:55:

quote:
Originally posted by enydo
Taking shits really fucking high is weird.

Ever tried to take a shit on acid?

Posted by enydo on Aug-07-2009 03:57:

Nah... acid is something I wish I could actually go through with trying, probably never will though.

Posted by Sushipunk on Aug-07-2009 03:58:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Ever tried to take a shit on acid?

Hahaha, nope. Pissing feels weird enough

Posted by supersaw abuse on Aug-07-2009 04:03:

shit thread, literally

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Aug-07-2009 04:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Hahaha, nope. Pissing feels weird enough

Shitting feels ten times weirder. Feels wrong, almost like an animal is slithering out of your body.

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