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Posted by Jake Benson on Aug-11-2009 18:26:

Drunk So I just got emailed THIS

Bare in mind I have NO idea who this person is, and have NO idea who Douglas is, and I think in his deep turmoil he accidentally emailed me instead of another Jake (and again I have no idea who this guy is and no idea how he got my email). He CC'ed about 5 other guys too including some gay club promoter I recognized. So anyway, just spreading his love and wow, this email is just awesome. So awesome. I think I'm going to turn it into a comic strip. And the grammatical errors are just so classic. Read each sentence very slowly and just imagine the way he looks, standing upright with his hand on his hip.

quote:
DOUGLAS I DO THIS NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO HURT YOU. BUT I WANT TO CLEAR OUT WITH EVERY ONE. BUT I CANT BELIEVE YOU DO THIS TO ME. YOU TOLD EVERYONE I AM CRAZY. WE WERE DATING (BF) AND WE HAVE SEX TOGETHER, WE DO THINGS TOGETHER. WE WENT OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY. YOUR MOM AND YOUR LILTLE SISTER, TO SHOPPING, EAT, EVEN GO TO THE BEACH TOGETHER. WE HANG OUT TOGETHER. WE WENT TO AFTER HOUR TOGETHER. EVERYTIME YOU NEED ME HELP WITH ANYTHING I AM ALWAY THERE FOR YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR RENT I GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU WANT TO BUY STUFFS FOR YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER I BUY IT FOR THEM. YOU WANT ME TO PAY FOR YOUR BILL I PAY IT FOR YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY TO USE I GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU WANT ME TO MOVE TO SALVADOR, I PUT UP EVERYTHING OVER HERE TO MOVE WITH YOU TOO. AND WHAT DO GET FROM YOU OR EXPECT ANYTHING FROM YOU. NO DOUGLAS. I NEVER ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING FOR ME.. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY TOO MUCH FOR ME. AND DOUGLAS, YOU KNOW HOW I AM. I NEVER HURT ANYBODY OR DONE ANYTHING WRONG TO ANY ONE. I AM NICE AND FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE EVEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT I JUST MET A FIRST TIME, AND YOU KNOW IT THE TRUTH. YOU REALLY HURT ME A LOTS. I DON'T THINK I DESEVE THIS. NOW JAMIE DON'T WANT ME TO BE AT CLUB ANY MORE.


Posted by ziptnf on Aug-11-2009 18:29:

Jaime dont want him be at club no more


Posted by david.michael on Aug-11-2009 18:31:

COR wants his e-mail address.


Posted by Rose on Aug-11-2009 18:39:

Jamie, why don't you want him to be at the club anymore?


Posted by boris_the_bear on Aug-11-2009 18:56:

DOUGLAS HAD SEX WITH YOU? YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANY MORE!!!!!!


Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-12-2009 12:30:

I read that all in Hank Azaria's voice doing some kind of Latin accent. Like in The Birdcage.


Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Aug-12-2009 12:38:

quote:

YOU TOLD EVERYONE I AM CRAZY


douglas had him pegged alright.


Posted by noikeee on Aug-12-2009 13:09:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
douglas had him pegged alright.



Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Aug-12-2009 13:28:

King

Douglas is a pimp.
That mo'focka was getting all his bills paid, and even buying gifts for his family with this lil bitch's money


Posted by denys envy on Aug-12-2009 13:31:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I read that all in Hank Azaria's voice doing some kind of Latin accent. Like in The Birdcage.


i read it like Skwisgaar Skwigelf from Metalocalypse.


Posted by denys envy on Aug-12-2009 13:32:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
douglas had him pegged alright.


spot on, spot on.


Posted by enydo on Aug-12-2009 13:35:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
i read it like Skwisgaar Skwigelf from Metalocalypse.


bahahahahaha


Posted by tubularbills on Aug-12-2009 22:10:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I read that all in Hank Azaria's voice doing some kind of Latin accent. Like in The Birdcage.


i read it as your voice


Posted by bas on Aug-12-2009 22:14:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I read that all in Hank Azaria's voice doing some kind of Latin accent. Like in The Birdcage.

lmao me too!


Posted by amp3 on Aug-12-2009 23:27:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
i read it like Skwisgaar Skwigelf from Metalocalypse.



That is exactly how I read it! By the second sentence that was all I could think of was someone from deathklok


Posted by Jake Benson on Aug-13-2009 00:44:

So...I turned it into a comic strip. Thoughts?

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Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-13-2009 00:49:


Posted by noikeee on Aug-13-2009 01:09:

awesome.


Posted by chimera66 on Aug-13-2009 01:24:

comic is awesome


Posted by denys envy on Aug-13-2009 02:39:

awesome work jake


Posted by Nerologic on Aug-13-2009 02:47:

wow awesome comic is AWESOME!


Posted by Arbiter on Aug-13-2009 02:51:

Bravo! It's the facial expressions that really make it work.


Posted by Spam on Aug-13-2009 03:38:

The comic missed his misspelling of "Deseve" haha.


Posted by supersaw abuse on Aug-13-2009 03:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
So...I turned it into a comic strip. Thoughts?

Photobucket

Photobucket

wonderful


Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Aug-13-2009 03:57:

lol jake you've outdone your self this time


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