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you're definition/idea of "tough"

just watching the news and there was a story about a couple and the lady gave birth, but the husband is in afghanistan so he couldn't be there for his own child's birth. then it occurred to me that that woman is tough. i couldn't do it (be away from my husband and give birth alone).


oh yea and fighter pilots and fire fighters are also "tough" to me.

and DJ Skez

Eating a mushroom without knowing what it is.

michael vick

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Originally posted by Big Worm michael vick

the dump after a mexican dish

people that can use your and you're properly

people who clean up after crime scenes... i bet that's tough

Clicking a Slylee thread.

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Originally posted by Slylee and DJ Skez

ROFL

After my friends dad had a heart attack & died in his kitchen, my friend had to be the one who put him in the bodybag.

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Originally posted by Big Worm michael vick

Beat me to it

As a serious reply, I've recently seen a documentary on Joe Simpson. Surviving that is really quite awesome.

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Originally posted by Tony Morello people that can use your and you're properly

I just noticed this

Tom and his son James were wandering through the wilderness near Prairie Creek, Alberta, searching for moose antlers. Now I honestly had no fucking clue that moose actually shed their antlers, but apparently they do, and James really likes to go around in the woods, pick these things up and make them into decorative pieces of art. I kind of envision the final product being something along the lines of those crazy antler chandeliers you see at those kitschy over-the-top "lodge-style" family-dining restaurants with the stuffed (hopefully fake?) animal heads hanging on the walls, but I really don't know that for sure. I guess it's irrelevant in the long run.

Anyways, Tom and James are out there doing God-knows-what, just minding their own business, when all of a sudden they see a small Grizzly bear cub hanging out in the woods just being one of the most goddamned sickeningly-cutest things that has ever existed on the Material Plane:


Now, when most people see something like this their first thought is usually along the lines of, "OMG TOTEZ ADORABLE NEEDS HUGZ LOLOL!!!"

People familiar with the woods know better. They see these adorable bear cubs as brutal harbingers from the most infernal layers of Hell itself, presaging the doom of all those unlucky enough to see them and the violent, bloody death of all that they hold dear. They know that when they see Mr. Oh-Em-Gee-It's-So-Cute-I'm-Going-to-Projectile-Vomit up there, this isn't very far behind:


And they're usually right. Big Momma Bears don't like it when you fuck with their kids � or when you're in a position where you could theoretically fuck with their kids - and they really have only one way of expression their displeasure: By killing the ever-loving ass out of you. So on this fateful day in the Candian wilderness, Mrs. Totez Adorable saw James Wanyandie standing within the acceptable minimum safe distance of her son, and went completely thermonuclear on him with her giant fuzzy, suddenly-not-so-cute death claws of death.

James barely had a chance to say, "OH HOLY SHIT BALLS" before the insane, pissed-off Grizzly was on him. Mrs. Bear ran up, grabbed him with her razor-sharp teeth, and chucked him up into the air like a fucking professional strongman launching a pinata full of Creatine into the stratosphere. Seemingly before he'd even hit the ground, the Grizzly was on top of him, pinning him to the ground hard with her paws (breaking his arm in the process) and biting the ever-loving crap balls out of him with her giant scary kill-teeth. James, who has a heart condition and wears a pacemaker, was in some seriously deep shit.

Well, Big Tom Wanyandie doesn't like it when you fuck with HIS kid, either, and Mrs. Bear apparently didn't realize that she needed to worry about this guy just as much as most people need to worry about man-eating killer bears.

Tom is a 78 year-old Cree Indian who spent his entire life venturing through the woods as a hunter, trapper, and wilderness guide. He's been hardened by nearly eight decades of badass mountain man survivalist shit, seen everything there is to see, fought everything there is to fight, and even though he's pretty much decrepitly old he wasn't going to sit around and watch some jackass bear assault his kid like Yogi Bear wolfing down a picnic basket in Jellystone National Park.

Tom grabbed the closest instrument of brain-smashing kill-sanity that he could find, which just so happened to be the broken-off tree branch he was using as a walking stick during the journey, and fearlessly charged balls-out towards the bear without any regard for his own safety or well-being. In lieu of a badass battle cry, he just started screaming an epically-graphic string of Cree profanity so nut-shrivelingly virulent it would make even the most hardcore pirate start weeping tears of blood. After unleashing a verbal assault consisting of goddamned near every swear word ever invented in the history of the Native Americans, the 78 year-old father proceeded to simply bash the fucking bear about the head and neck with this stick. Once he had the bear's attention, he jammed the stick into its mouth to keep it from continuing its once-unstoppable toothy assault on his son, and with the stick lodged in the creature's grill Tom just started punching the fucking shit out of it with his bare (bear?) hands.



Well Mrs. Bear was a giant, 600-pound beast from a species that had been genetically disposed to kick ass at brutal hand-to-hand combat, and she certainly wasn't going to give up that easily. She turned on Tom, smashing the glasses off his face (thereby rendering him pretty much completely blind), and breaking his hand in her powerful onslaught. Tom STILL didn't give a fuck. He's a hardcore Canadian mountain man, and it's going to take a hell of a lot more than a haymaker face-punch from a giant man-eating Grizzly bear Berserker to keep this dude from heroically saving his son from certain death. Tom tackled the fucking thing (!), and just started whacking it with his stick repeatedly in the head and neck like a crazy face-smashing maniac. The two unstoppable asskickers went at it like a couple of badass heavyweight fighters, each one battling for his life, locked in an epic death match against a formidable adversary. I like to imagine that Tom continued violently swearing at this thing the entire time, but I couldn't find anything to confirm that.

Well, finally, after being ruthlessly smashed in the face repeatedly with a stick, the bear decided it'd had enough and got the fuck out of there as quickly as its four legs could carry it. Tom helped his badly-injured son half a mile back to their truck, where they immediately drove to the hospital. James was admitted with serious injuries, and needed surgery to save his life, but he is expected to make a fully recovery. Tom was treated for a few minor wounds and released the same day. His first plan of action is to go back to the spot of the battle and assess what happened.

Tom Wanyandie is just hard like that.



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MARSOC/JSOC Air force PJs

HARD AS FUCK

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Originally posted by Slylee and DJ Skez

the only thing tough about DJ Skez is his asshole for being such a powerbottom

i found a video of dj skez in his younger years.

DEVGRU, Seal team 6

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Originally posted by trancechan

QFT

Christ on a fucking uneducated lazy bike

Re: you're definition/idea of "tough"

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Originally posted by Slylee just watching the news and there was a story about a couple and the lady gave birth, but the husband is in afghanistan so he couldn't be there for his own child's birth. then it occurred to me that that woman is tough. i couldn't do it (be away from my husband and give birth alone).

I don't agree with this. It's born from necessity in handling the birth without her husband, not because she's particularly tough.
We throw words around far too much this day in age, especially the word "hero". If ever there was an overused word in the English language it's "hero".

Ooooooh you just spent 6 months driving an armoured truck around Afghanistan where you may get shot? <-----Not a hero, just doing his job.

Ooooooh you just ran into an enemy base by yourself to rescue 6 of your captured squad members who were being tortured while putting your own life in great danger to save someone elses? <----Motherfucking hero and a half!

Fucking Les Stroud.



The man who dismantles a harmonica, makes a motherfucking spear out of it and goes hunting for food.

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