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Posted by Domesticated on Aug-16-2009 23:13:

A question for vegans

What do you eat when you're hungover?

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-16-2009 23:14:

who cares. vegans aren't real people anyway

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-16-2009 23:15:

ok, first thought was bread. like whole what bread.

Posted by Reza on Aug-16-2009 23:19:

fruits?

Posted by owien on Aug-16-2009 23:57:

pasta and lots of it i say

Posted by Paradox Lost on Aug-16-2009 23:59:

Reminds me of a rather solid vegan joke:

What do vegan zombies eat?

GRRRAAAAAAAAINS

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Aug-17-2009 00:10:

Do vegans eat pussy?

Posted by trancechan on Aug-17-2009 00:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Do vegans eat pussy?

if there's a yeast infection.

fungi doesn't count, amirite?

Posted by ziptnf on Aug-17-2009 00:25:

quote:
Originally posted by trancechan
if there's a yeast infection.

fungi doesn't count, amirite?

******** just got a boner.

Posted by Domesticated on Aug-17-2009 00:51:

Surely the answer is french fries cooked in vegetable oil?

If you can't get something really fatty, the next best idea is something salty...

Posted by itsamemario on Aug-17-2009 01:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Paradox Lost
Reminds me of a rather solid vegan joke:

What do vegan zombies eat?

GRRRAAAAAAAAINS

Posted by Krypton on Aug-17-2009 03:26:

Vegetables kill! Think of the plants!

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Aug-17-2009 04:30:

unfortunatley vegans will evolve towards apes again. The high protein content found in meat is what lead to our brain developement.

Posted by meriter on Aug-17-2009 04:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
unfortunatley vegans will evolve towards apes again. The high protein content found in meat is what lead to our brain developement.

Yeah this makes a lot of sense.

A question for people who work out..

..what kind of cigarettes do you smoke?

Posted by Domesticated on Aug-17-2009 04:33:

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Aug-17-2009 04:47:

obviously it was a joke. IT would take thousands and thousands of years to see any evolutionary change in humans. We would also have to have siginificant selection presures to trigger that. Do you think w'ell actually be around in 50,000 years?

you cannot neglect the fact that if our ancestors didn't eat meat 2.5 million years ago our branch off to the homo genus from australopithecus would not have diverged very far. We would still be low in the food chain with any other animals who spend 90 % of their wake hours eating shitloads of grass and plants to meet their daily nutritional requirements.

Posted by Sunsnail on Aug-17-2009 04:48:

I guess. meat has about 5x higher protein density than beans for instance

Posted by Domesticated on Aug-17-2009 04:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
obviously it was a joke. IT would take thousands and thousands of years to see any evolutionary change in humans. We would also have to have siginificant selection presures to trigger that. Do you think w'ell actually be around in 50,000 years?

No, no it wasn't. Also, we've had this discussion before, and no, it doesn't take thousands of years to see changes. Earlobes.

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
you cannot neglect the fact that if our ancestors didn't eat meat 2.5 million years ago our branch off to the homo genus from australopithecus would not have diverged very far. We would still be low in the food chain with any other animals who spend 90 % of their wake hours eating shitloads of grass and plants to meet their daily nutritional requirements.

So why didn't lions and jaguars and hyenas and sharks and all the other meat-eaters evolve intelligent brains?

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Aug-17-2009 05:01:

ill continue this debate with you tomorrow as i have to be up in 5 hours. Unless someone else can fill in my shoes on this position.

there are tons of articles published on this content. Sure eugenics can create change in a sparse amount of time, but when we are dealing with natural selection it tends to take thousands of years to see "CONSISTANT" change.

Lions are smart. Find me any herbivore with superior intelligence to a carnivore of the same phylum.

To hunt you have to outwit your prey. Do not forget that.

Posted by Ian on Aug-17-2009 07:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
ill continue this debate with you tomorrow as i have to be up in 5 hours. Unless someone else can fill in my shoes on this position.

I'm going nowhere near your shoes Karim.

Posted by Rose on Aug-17-2009 08:43:

Tofu?

Posted by Renzo on Aug-17-2009 08:47:

I don't understand how anyone can eat/drink anything other than soup when hung over. Soup is the way to go.

Posted by kadomony on Aug-17-2009 08:53:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
whole what bread.

Posted by amp3 on Aug-17-2009 16:17:

Reminds me of a Simpson's quote

Lisa: Oh, the earth is the best! That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Jesse: Heh. Well, that's a start.
Lisa: Uh, well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Jesse: I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Posted by Zane on Aug-17-2009 16:18:

haha funny thread

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