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Posted by Jake Benson on Aug-23-2009 11:11:

updated drunk thread

the reason i updated drunk therad is becauwe there are many drunk threads. but which one is current? this question i bring forth to ethe table. and this hamburger i had no udea was do juicey! love, taste buds.

si why didn't i get laid tonight? that is a godo quesiton, we will revisit this matter later on in this chatper.

but today, i lets talk about food. because it's SO FUCKING GOOD OMG . i will fuck a hamburger with my face. Let that be set for the records in case someone tries to defmae my charater. becaus ei have no charater. i only have hamburgers. deep juicey and fried fucking hamgubers. and i dont know how to type them, but i do want to win the lotery. like TODAY omg.

i may just go to 7-11 right now. will i meet mr. right? who cares if i win 200 million fucking DOLLARS! becuase that's my goal. i dont understand though if i aim high and keep trying to ewin the lotto and i dont win. thwat the fuck!>!>!>

so in theroy, then end. in conclusion. i am lonely. i am laughing and cyring. i use anti-static monitor wipes on my brand new vans shoes. what else r u gonna do ? huh???

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Aug-23-2009 11:18:

Re: updated drunk thread

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
si why didn't i get laid tonight?

Because you're posting fucking drunk threads.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Aug-23-2009 11:22:

It seems like it's been a while since a drunk thread was started by somebody who was actually fucking trashed.

Posted by Jake Benson on Aug-23-2009 11:30:

Re: Re: updated drunk thread

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Because you're posting fucking drunk threads.

no you are incorrect, but you lcan learn form your mistakes. what have you leanred and why are you a mystery> i am so intrigued by he concept of 7-11. i fucking love that store. nothign comapre.s

Posted by bananas on Aug-23-2009 13:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
It seems like it's been a while since a drunk thread was started by somebody who was actually fucking trashed.

+1, i missed that. this is good

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Aug-23-2009 13:27:

Re: Re: Re: updated drunk thread

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
no you are incorrect, but you lcan learn form your mistakes. what have you leanred and why are you a mystery> i am so intrigued by he concept of 7-11. i fucking love that store. nothign comapre.s

A rcneet sduty...

Posted by the_voice on Aug-23-2009 17:19:

omg guys will be guys

Posted by Reza on Aug-23-2009 20:29:

i wish i was drunk

Posted by chimera66 on Aug-24-2009 04:42:

i like jake benson he entertains

Posted by trancechan on Aug-24-2009 07:14:

i am drunk.

now wat?

Posted by MSZ on Aug-24-2009 10:17:

benson do you ever wish you were a tranny?

Posted by winston on Aug-24-2009 11:55:

that's good to hear, benson. I'll buy your house!

Posted by colonelcrisp on Aug-24-2009 12:55:

i made one of these a couple weeks ago and got baninated for it..... enjoy your bannination

Posted by Darkarbiter on Aug-24-2009 13:22:

quote:
Originally posted by trancechan
i am drunk.

now wat?

You're too young to be drunk.

Posted by Jake Benson on Oct-01-2009 06:32:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
i made one of these a couple weeks ago and got baninated for it..... enjoy your bannination

Not only was I banned, but they forgot to un-ban me. 4-5 weeks in I finally messaged the right mod and they were like "oops we forgot to un-ban u" hahahaha.

Anyway, I learned a lot from this ban. I'm taking the GRE in November and am taking a Neuroscience class at UCLA. All because of this ban. Naaa I'm fucking kidding I didn't learn a god damn thing. But the GRE & UCLA are true stories. Say hello to Neurolojake!

Please don't re-ban me! I AM SOBER NOW!

Posted by Jake Benson on Oct-01-2009 07:22:

Omg i need to get banned again. TA is so mindlessly entertaining. The c0r especially sucks but I read every other thread and lol fucking have no life again great thanks.