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106 Pages of Epicness created by some kid Joe

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...3240131&page=38

If you have no life and bored at work you should def read..

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This is awesome. If I were to get bj from you I could tell my buddies my balls slapped three different chins at once. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Klo - oh i love u will u marry me lol that was soo sweet even tho u stole most of the lyrics from another song i still appreciate it so how often r u on ur meds lol im not sure wat side of u is better on rthe meds or off u let me know babe ttusoon k I love you too baby! Where do you want to get married. In the meantime I drawed you a very good picture. It is probably my best work yet so enjoy. Sent picture to her

hahahahah

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Drunkninja - I hate to do this but I may have to report your picture for being too damn sexy Yes its a corny line but I enjoy it. c1 - Haha, thanks for making me smile. Drunkninja - No seriously. My keyboard is all sticky and shit because I missed the paper towel when fapping to your pics. You are paying for the first date because I need the money for a replacement keyboard now.

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Drunkninja - I hate to do this but I may have to report your picture for being too damn sexy Yes its a corny line but I enjoy it. Asian - Yeah that was pretty corny Drunkninja - Haha, you no enjoy. I actually copies your picture and ran it through the My Heritage database and you look like my favorite celebrity. Asian - Who is that? Drunkninja - Lassie you ****ing bitch

this is great
me and him think alike lol

Brilliant.

I laughed at the start, but then it got out of hand. This guy is really horrible. I feel sorry for them

hahaha love BB.com

lol

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Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr Fran - I'm just trying to meet people in NY again.If something else comes of it thats awesome. I moved back a few months ago, and haven't really gotten to talk to many old friends or make new ones Drunkninja - Yeah you definitely should meet some new people. I like the glasses BTW. If you get together with me you will need them as a splash guard. Fran - A splash guard for what? haha Drunkninja - My jizz sometimes is like a fire hose going off seriously. Like for instance I like to assassinate my ninja turtle figures by just taking them out with my load. I line 10 of them up in a straight line with there backs turned so I can take them out execution style. I try to take out as many as I can til I can get to the final boss "shredder" who is lined at the end. At first I took out my 3 foot soldiers. Then I got to BBop and Roxsteady and they were pretty easy as well. Then I got to Baxter as a machine and ****ed him up then spewed hot jizz on his figure when he turned into a damn fly. Then there was general Traag and Krang. I was stuck on him for a while. I just could never get enough semen build up or force to finally take him out until today. It was like any other day, I got home from work and plotting an assasination on my TMNT figures. I turned on MILF's getting ****ed up the ass. I knew I wasn't going to beat Krang this way so I turned on the tube to see if I could find some better fap material. I flipped through the channels for a while and got a little discouraged. I thought about fapping to Opera but didn't think that would be enough. I finally got to the disney channel and holy ****. That little Miley Cyrus chick came on and holy ****ing **** balls. By penis got so hard and I think the ground shook a little. I knew I was ready. I jerked vigorously and literaly seconds later an explosion of steamy, hot, white, man goo erupted. I took out the foot soldiers, BBop, and Roxsteady, with just one shot of semen. After that I was going off like a machine gun. Pop, pop, pop, pop, Both baxters, Krang, and traag went down in a glorious fashion. Then I felt the final shot coming. I knew this had to aimed perfectly. I aimed it right a shredders torso. The final shot hit him right in the torso but did not have enough force to knock him down out right. He teetered and tottered until he finally lost his balance and fell off my kitchen counter into the trash can. I did it I finally ****ing defeated Shredder. I feel like a god now. So what do you like to do for fun?

That man needs to be behind bars.

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Originally posted by echosystm I laughed at the start, but then it got out of hand. This guy is really horrible. I feel sorry for them

This.

I'm not surprised that this is on a bodybuilding forum. I noticed that some of the users have tags in their signatures saying 'part of the I lost 100 pounds club', meaning they were once fat bastards themselves. People who are that heavily into bodybuilding that they would actively seek a forum for it fall into one of three groups:

1. Fat people with self-esteem issues who want to look good.

2. Ugly/short/skinny people with self-esteem issues who want to look good.

3. People who were molested, bullied or otherwise made fun of as children, resulting in low self-esteem and the desire to look good.

Pretty much fucking losers, really.

the dude has some serious issues in life, but i cant stop loling

http://drunkninjamaster.com/Page1.htm

lol the pineapple diet special sauce

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Originally posted by Domesticated People who are that heavily into bodybuilding that they would actively seek a forum for it fall into one of three groups: 1. Fat people with self-esteem issues who want to look good. 2. Ugly/short/skinny people with self-esteem issues who want to look good. 3. People who were molested, bullied or otherwise made fun of as children, resulting in low self-esteem and the desire to look good. Pretty much fucking losers, really.

Load of shit, quite frankly.

this is a dude on a weightlifting forum who feels better about himself for tricking/putting down heavier girls? what's funny about that? don't they have enough issues with their bodies already without someone going out of their way to be mean about it? it's not like they don't know they're fat. rubbing it in doesn't help anything.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Load of shit, quite frankly.

Why do you say that? I never said there was anything inherently wrong with going to the gym or attempting to bulk up, only that if you seek a forum on it where you can brag about your physical statistics that you obviously have body issues. Would you agree with this? Why/why not?

Couldn't someone join a bodybuilding forum for information and workout suggestions rather than to brag about their body?

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Originally posted by Domesticated Why do you say that? I never said there was anything inherently wrong with going to the gym or attempting to bulk up, only that if you seek a forum on it where you can brag about your physical statistics that you obviously have body issues. Would you agree with this? Why/why not?

I disagree with your assumption that joining a bodybuilding forum = obsession with physical appearance. I started off going to the gym with friends, but if I'd been starting from scratch on my own I'd definitely want people to discuss it with. I train at home now and I generally don't have anyone to talk to when I want to change things or alter my routine. I've learned plenty of things I've tried out from coming across forum threads from Google searches.

As for statistics and so on, most people set themselves goals to give purpose and drive to the monotony of training. Currently my goals are to lift certain weights, but other people often have weight or size gains that they keep updated so they stay motivated. It's not necessarily bragging.

Finally, I just find it annoying when people associate lifting weights with psychological insecurity. It consistently amazes me that the same people who spend time and money cutting and styling their hair, keeping their teeth clean and buying clothes can say, without irony, that it's insecurity to try and better your physical appearance through gym work. It's basically projected neurosis, because almost everyone who doesn't want to die alone gives a shit about how they look, they're just intimidated and/or too lazy to make the extra effort.

I'm not saying the above applies to you, and I'm aware that there are plenty of insecure wankers in any gym, but you're touching upon that kind of double-think.

Hahaha I seen that thread. Fucking miscers.

It's wrong but too funny

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Finally, I just find it annoying when people associate lifting weights with psychological insecurity. It consistently amazes me that the same people who spend time and money cutting and styling their hair, keeping their teeth clean and buying clothes can say, without irony, that it's insecurity to try and better your physical appearance through gym work. It's basically projected neurosis, because almost everyone who doesn't want to die alone gives a shit about how they look, they're just intimidated and/or too lazy to make the extra effort.

Okay, points taken, but I still think that people who are serious enough about 'bodybuilding' (as opposed to 'lifting weights') to sign up to a forum probably have body issues.

I have put on around 5kgs from weight lifting over the past two years. It's a casual thing for me that I do as much for the social aspect as for the health benefits and increased satisfaction with my appearance.

However, there is also the point to consider that we all have 'body issues', no matter how high our self-esteem or how perfect our body. Who doesn't lift weights for a month and then marvel at the slight change of definition they can see in the mirror and gain a small boost in self-esteem? I know I do. While I suppose there is a difference between 'doing it for yourself' as you and I are, as opposed to doing it so other people will think better of you as those with low self esteem probably do, it's all tied back to your own perceptions of your body, and all I'm arguing is that those who consider 'bodybuilding' a hobby or take it seriously are compensating for something.

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