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how would you tell a chic she has bad personal hygiene??
so i was with this chic friday night and OMFG she had the most ridiculous case of bad breath. i mean i couldn't look this girl in the face whenever she would talk to me, it was that bad.
and to top it off her pussy was really smelly too. she was this really hot young thing but had horribly bad breath (worse than a pile of shit, i kid you not) with a stinky twat 
i would like to see her again but i have to let her know, for her own good, that she has to do something abt her personal hygiene.
how would you go abt telling a girl that????? i dont wanna fuck this up because she has a hot bod and also loves anal!
there is no way
If you did her in the butt to avoid the twat, there is no hope.
well the breath part is ez..
u can just tell her: " hey did u have garlic today? she'd be like no... and u be like(with a smile and a nice way" : o sorry ur breath is kinda garlicy would u like some gum?" she would probably get the point.
but the pussy part... i dunno light a match in there
offer to sex her in the shower
Re: how would you tell a chic she has bad personal hygiene??
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| Originally posted by AnotherWay83 and to top it off her pussy was really smelly too. she was this really hot young thing but had horribly bad breath (worse than a pile of shit, i kid you not) with a stinky twat |
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| i would like to see her again |
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| Originally posted by Krypton If you did her in the butt to avoid the twat, there is no hope. |
Re: Re: how would you tell a chic she has bad personal hygiene??
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| Originally posted by The17sss + = Does not compute |
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| Originally posted by narcism offer to sex her in the shower |
Right, so she's a stinky bitch that gives anal on the first date.
Good catch.
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Right, so she's a stinky bitch that gives anal on the first date. Good catch. |
perhaps you should cut back on the ass-to-mouth.
Send her an anonymous douche/tooth kit in the mail.
Next!
Re: how would you tell a chic she has bad personal hygiene??
[QUOTE]Originally posted by AnotherWay83
look at this face and tell me you never ever go there again!!!
Desperate? No girl is that hot...
If her odor displeases you in spite of her hotness, then the odor defeats the hotness. Odor Hotness Scissors.
"You are hot but you need to freshen up before I fuck you. Man law"
Btw, if her scent/smell repulses you, you could actually be related. It's an evolutionary trait to dislike the smell of your relations, particularly your siblings as it minimizes incest.
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| Originally posted by Fledz Btw, if her scent/smell repulses you, you could actually be related. It's an evolutionary trait to dislike the smell of your relations, particularly your siblings as it minimizes incest. |
Er....yea....actually it is. It's a common evolutionary trait among primates.
if you truly love her, it shouldn't matter.
If she truly loved you, she'd do something about it.
If life was easy, life woudlntt[
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| Originally posted by Akridrot AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Why do I find this so funny? BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE. |
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| Originally posted by iTranscendence http://blogcritics.org/culture/arti...-of-sex-appeal/ bottom of the first page. |
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| Originally posted by Akridrot AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Why do I find this so funny? BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE. |
Oh fuck, did someone just get the book thrown at them?
Maybe next time confirm your facts before screaming WRONG?
in all honesty, if she's willing to give you anal so soon, she won't be that offended if you tell her she has currysnatch
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