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Posted by PSi on Sep-03-2009 18:57:

asking for a two-line rhyme

ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Posted by david.michael on Sep-03-2009 19:12:

Awful.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Sep-03-2009 19:16:

Posted by WhooCares on Sep-03-2009 20:32:

roses are red, violets are blue, I LOVE YOU...
fuck you

whats my prize

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Sep-03-2009 20:43:

we share this common bond,
you're the only one I can fuck without a condom on,

I hope the only reason that I cope is 'cuz of that fact
and plus, I can bust in that