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small steps
in your lifestyle is the key to becoming a healthier person. today i've started putting ice in my coke so that i'll be drinking more water each day
tell us how you've made changes if your lifestyle to becoming a healthier, happier person

i only rape kids now because they fight back less.
I've started to masturbate before or during my daily shower so I don't get dried semen on all my clothes.
I store my farts up and let one big fart instead of a lot of little farts. I don't know if it's healthier or not but MY GOD does it feel great to let that bastard go.
I stopped eating my boogers after I pick my nose.
I stopped wiping my ass when I take a shit. Saves paper and people leave me the fuck alone all day long cause I stink.
i pretended i got cancer and went to michael jackson's funeral so i could have more friends.
i only eat the skin of one dead calf a day, instead of 4.
I pray to my own asshole before going to bed while lying on my back and staring at it in a mirror.
I started using condoms.
i started swallowing. it's got protein right?
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| Originally posted by lenazi i pretended i got cancer and went to michael jackson's funeral so i could have more friends. |
i like twigglets.
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I'm taking baby steps.

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| Originally posted by iTranscendence I'm taking baby steps. |
No, I took it from google.

I'm on a public transportation kick.
I cook myself breakfast at 4pm
I've stopped eating vegetables....you shouldn't kill plants
i've taken the initiative to relieve mexicans of their duty and am officially fertilizing 1 woman a day
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