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Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Sep-09-2009 08:12:
quaid...start the reactor.
i hope this doesn't count re the whole '1 child' policy.
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AMAZED doctors have found a one-year-old girl is carrying a baby in her stomach.
Little Kang Mengru, from China, left medics confused after her belly became grossly enlarged.
Doctors carried out a CT scan to discover the cause of the growth and found a foetus.
They believe it is her parasitic evil twin.
She is now waiting for an operation to have the foetus removed. |
yes, i added one word to the above quote. finding it is but one of the many games more fun than sushi's.
Posted by aquila on Sep-09-2009 08:24:
quaid?
Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Sep-09-2009 08:29:
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Originally posted by aquila
quaid? |
lols. yeah i suck.
Posted by bamski on Sep-09-2009 08:31:
ooooppenn yooour miiiind 
Posted by Fledz on Sep-09-2009 09:57:
lol evil
That's just scary 
Posted by aquila on Sep-09-2009 10:22:
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Originally posted by bamski
ooooppenn yooour miiiind |
epic track
Posted by Acton on Sep-09-2009 11:23:
Why remove it? Let the foetus develop and give the kid a caesarian.
A mum at the age of one, cashback.
Posted by bamski on Sep-09-2009 11:24:
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Originally posted by Acton
Why remove it? Let Kuato develop and become Caesar.
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Posted by narcism on Sep-09-2009 11:26:
how cool would it be to be the parasitic evil twin.
Posted by Acton on Sep-09-2009 11:42:
I only just figured out the title of the thread as well.
Joke fail.
Posted by Teezdalien on Sep-09-2009 13:21:
Is this a Guinness World Record?
Posted by Meat187 on Sep-09-2009 13:25:
It really shows today's decline of moral values when girls get pregnant at an age like that.
Posted by Akridrot on Sep-09-2009 13:47:
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Originally posted by Acton
Why remove it? Let the foetus develop and give the kid a caesarian.
A mum at the age of one, cashback. |
I wish humans could have kids really early though. Like micro-babies. If you have a kid before puberty, it's a micro-baby... not premature (because it will be healthy), but smaller than usual in order for it to come out.
Maybe we could have these micro-babies come out of the baby and then put it back in the original mother so that she can gestate her granddaughter/clonedaughter for her own daughter.
This would allow us to grow scores of children for personal/family use at a much faster rate. It would be convenient for those of us who needed a lot of babies in a short period of time, without all the overhead (black market, human trafficking, surrogate wombs for rent).
EDIT:
of course this doesn't take boys into account (and why would I? I don't need boys), perhaps we should have something to impregnate babies so that they can create the micro babies. Like... impregnate the baby girl, have her make a little embryo... then remove it in a few weeks or something, and repeat. So you can exhaust her eggs before she even hits puberty and you have a whole collection of granddaughters.
after you extract the micro-babies, you have to suspend their growth so that it's not wasted. i'm sure you can preserve them for a long time with current technology (and future technology will only improve).
only problem is... who's going to deliver those babies? with all the extra people overseas, I'm sure you could pay a few hundred lower class women to have those babies for a small fortune. Then you just ship or fly them back here and enjoy.
Posted by boris_the_bear on Sep-09-2009 15:15:
^
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Originally posted by Meat187
It really shows today's decline of moral values when girls get pregnant at an age like that. |
Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-09-2009 15:54:
Is that a massive hole in the crotch of her pants?
Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Sep-09-2009 16:07:
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Originally posted by jennypie
Is that a massive hole in the crotch of her pants? |
you pedo
Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-09-2009 16:13:
Good idea: somebody chop pedobear coming out of the hole in her pants.
Posted by bas on Sep-10-2009 00:21:
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Originally posted by Akridrot
only problem is... who's going to deliver those babies? with all the extra people overseas, I'm sure you could pay a few hundred lower class women to have those babies for a small fortune. Then you just ship or fly them back here and enjoy. |
You thought all that out and didn't get to the natural conclusion of Nano-bots? You fuckin moron 
Posted by aquila on Sep-10-2009 11:01:
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Originally posted by jennypie
Good idea: somebody chop pedobear coming out of the hole in her pants. |
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Posted by Acton on Sep-10-2009 11:03:
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Originally posted by aquila
? |
Posted by trancechan on Sep-10-2009 11:18:
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Originally posted by bamski
ooooppenn yooour miiiind |
the truth is there to finddd
Posted by boris_the_bear on Sep-10-2009 11:38:
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Originally posted by aquila
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this is wrong in all 15 dimensions of the string theory
Posted by Fledz on Sep-10-2009 11:44:
There's only 11 you nutcase.
Posted by aquila on Sep-10-2009 11:46:
Yes I know. A two-dimensional anthropomorphic perverted bear cannot exist in the third dimension with an impregnated baby whilst the photo has inadvertently captured but an element of four dimensions.
Posted by boris_the_bear on Sep-10-2009 12:09:
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Originally posted by Fledz
There's only 11 you nutcase. |
it my string theory there are 4 additional dimension in which the legal age all over the world is 14+
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