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Only xxxx shopping days to Christmas

Into the shop I went today, and there were shelves of Christmas puddings and Christmas cakes.


ITS STILL SEPTEMBER FFS

No shit, I swear it gets earlier each year.

last year I saw santa hats for sale in my local discount store in august


true story

Last night I went cinema with the girl and there were decorations up in the pub we stopped off at.

COOL STORY BRO!

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7 Last night I went cinema with the girl and there were decorations up in the pub we stopped off at. COOL STORY BRO!

and what pub was that just being nosy as you're English like

Fuck. I. Hate. Christmas.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Fuck. I. Hate. Christmas.

Fuck you.

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Originally posted by idoru Fuck you.

You do realise that very soon, Jakey Boy, everywhere you go will be inundated with shiny decorations, urging you to buy now before it's too late.

And the carols, oh yes, the carols. You'd forgotten those, hadn't you?

...Jingle bells..... Deck the halls..... Par rappa pum pum..... Murder the children... Joy to the world...

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...Jingle bells..... Deck the halls..... Par rappa pum pum..... Murder the children... Joy to the world...

... the Jackson 5 version of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" ...

also I can't say I'm familiar with "Murder the Children." Is that big in Australia?

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Originally posted by meriter ... the Jackson 5 version of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" ... also I can't say I'm familiar with "Murder the Children." Is that big in Australia?

Nah, I just threw that in for the lulz. The real version is Come and sit on the creepy Santa's knee, and the second single from the album is My sled is a busted van, let me show you my reindeer.

Good production on the second one. I think there was an Armin remix too.

We should have more Christmasses... that slacker we call God could've been born quite a few more times: Can you imagine how awesome it would be to celebrate Christmas in February, March, April, March (once again), May, June, July, August, September, October, November and, yeah, December?

I'd love that!

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Originally posted by Lira We should have more Christmasses... that slacker we call God could've been born quite a few more times: Can you imagine how awesome it would be to celebrate Christmas in February, March, April, March (once again), May, June, July, August, September, October, November and, yeah, December? I'd love that!

Do you get all the Christmas carols over there in Brazil?

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Originally posted by owien and what pub was that just being nosy as you're English like

It was a Harvester. Would you like a salad cart?

In the city where I live, we have a Christmas store that is open all year. Bizarre.

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Originally posted by Lira We should have more Christmasses... that slacker we call God could've been born quite a few more times: Can you imagine how awesome it would be to celebrate Christmas in February, March, April, March (once again), May, June, July, August, September, October, November and, yeah, December? I'd love that!

I smell a murdering spree coming.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles In the city where I live, we have a Christmas store that is open all year. Bizarre.

are the people who own it creepier or less creepy than the people who run the haunted house & petting zoo?

fuck a nigga named Kris Kringle

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Originally posted by inconspicuous are the people who own it creepier or less creepy than the people who run the haunted house & petting zoo?

Haha, I've never been in it actually.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Haha, I've never been in it actually.

Pics.

Will take some in the next few days.

Cool. I hear Stu needs a new wallpaper.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles In the city where I live, we have a Christmas store that is open all year. Bizarre.

We've got that too in Amsterdam. Don't understand how it doesn't go bankrupt!? It's in the middle of the city center, pretty expensive rent price I'd say.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous Cool. I hear Stu needs a new wallpaper.

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Originally posted by Lira We should have more Christmasses... that slacker we call God could've been born quite a few more times: Can you imagine how awesome it would be to celebrate Christmas in February, March, April, March (once again), May, June, July, August, September, October, November and, yeah, December? I'd love that!

I've always wondered what it'd be like to have all your Christmasses come at once.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Do you get all the Christmas carols over there in Brazil?

Yes, we do. That's why I think having more Christmasses could be a good idea. Every Christmas would have its special colour (just like ordinary Christmas is red, we could have a Fuchsia Christmas in July). The carols (and quarrels) could also change. That way, we'd get used to the aural massacre inflicted on us in December, and we'd be able to tell the time of the year solely by listening to those bloody choirs mistreating their vocal traits on the street

All my Christmasses at once would be like carnival... which is something I'm used to anyway

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