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Curvy students 'perk of the job'

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A university leader has caused controversy by saying curvy female students are a "perk of the job". Terence Kealey, of the University of Buckingham "Most male lecturers know that, most years, there will be a girl in class who flashes her admiration and who asks for advice on her essays." "What to do? Enjoy her! She's a perk." "She doesn't yet know that you are only Casaubon to her Dorothea, Howard Kirk to her Felicity Phee, and she will flaunt you her curves. Which you should admire daily to spice up your sex, nightly, with the wife." Dr Kealey recalled the days when sex between student and tutor, in return for academic favours, could go by unchecked. "Thanks to the accountability imposed by the Quality Assurance Agency [the university watchdog] and other intrusive bodies, the days are gone when a scholar could trade sex for upgrades."

I'm sure they are interested too, check out this slice of a bit of all right:

As long as you don't pork the perk, it's like a walk in the park

any time there are hot sluts in the workplace...its boosts morale

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Originally posted by Scoops any time there are hot sluts in the workplace...its boosts morale

So true.

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She doesn't yet know that you are only Casaubon to her Dorothea, Howard Kirk to her Felicity Phee

Does talking like this really get the girls wet?

I am guessing it probably makes them laugh at the silly overintellectualized old man.

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Originally posted by Lira As long as you don't pork the perk, it's like a walk in the park

Pecker!



(I just wanted to say pecker. )

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I am guessing it probably makes them laugh at the silly overintellectualized old man.

And get the A.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On And get the T & A.

fixed

Hahaha, is the T because they're old men?

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I am guessing it probably makes them laugh at the silly overintellectualized old man.

Actually, young students are by far the most awesome thing a professor can have (tenure being a close second). Really! The younger they are, the better they like your geekiness.

I taught English and Spanish in a cram school before teaching at university. It was so awesome I could barely contain myself. I'd have girls look at me as if I were the best damn thing to have ever uttered a word in English to them simply because of my pseudo-Cockney accent - and I'd keep throwing concepts in linguistics all the time, to no avail. At university it is not so obvious, but you can feel it. I've had passionate glares at the oddest of times. When all is gloomy and dorky in the life of a professor, I'm sure young girls help him keep his pecker up!

Although, literally, it's for your eyes only. Most overintellectualised old men know better

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Originally posted by Scoops any time there are hot sluts in the workplace...its boosts morale

I was just about to diss chicks who get all starry eyed for their profs, but then I remembered how badly I crushed on my physics and math instructor first year. I could barely look him in the eye cause I thought he knew I was always looking at his package. Plus he was such a bumbling idiot, I somehow found that endearing.

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Originally posted by Lira Actually, young students are by far the most awesome thing a professor can have (tenure being a close second). Really! The younger they are, the better they like your geekiness. I taught English and Spanish in a cram school before teaching at university. It was so awesome I could barely contain myself. I'd have girls look at me as if I were the best damn thing to have ever uttered a word in English to them simply because of my pseudo-Cockney accent - and I'd keep throwing concepts in linguistics all the time, to no avail. At university it is not so obvious, but you can feel it. I've had passionate glares at the oddest of times. When all is gloomy and dorky in the life of a professor, I'm sure young girls help him keep his pecker up! Although, literally, it's for your eyes only. Most overintellectualised old men know better

How much of that was the fact that you were a professor and how much of it was the fact that you were a foreigner with a cool accent? ;-)

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles How much of that was the fact that you were a professor and how much of it was the fact that you were a foreigner with a cool accent? ;-)

We were all Brazilian, so maybe it's got something to do with the professorship, I reckon

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Originally posted by jennypie I was just about to diss chicks who get all starry eyed for their profs, but then I remembered how badly I crushed on my physics and math instructor first year. I could barely look him in the eye cause I thought he knew I was always looking at his package. Plus he was such a bumbling idiot, I somehow found that endearing.

Do girls really do that? Heh.

I do it. But I couldn't help it with him. He wore pleated Dockers all the time, and it always looked like he had his crotch stuffed with something, lol.

I love hot sluts!

of course we do. the first thing i noticed on my bf on our first date was how great his ass looks in jeans. i'm not really an ass girl when it comes to things i love about guys but i couldn't help but notice what a nice ass he had. and it didn't disappoint when i saw it bare either. i smack the shit out of his ass every chance i get. love it.

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Originally posted by Slylee of course we do. the first thing i noticed on my bf on our first date was how great his ass looks in jeans. i'm not really an ass girl when it comes to things i love about guys but i couldn't help but notice what a nice ass he had. and it didn't disappoint when i saw it bare either. i smack the shit out of his ass every chance i get. love it.

I know women ogle too, but I just found it interesting that Jenny checked his package. I never thought that could be... pleasant to look at

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Originally posted by jennypie I do it. But I couldn't help it with him. He wore pleated Dockers all the time, and it always looked like he had his crotch stuffed with something, lol.

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Originally posted by haqq I love hot sluts!

they make life worth living

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Originally posted by Lira I know women ogle too, but I just found it interesting that Jenny checked his package. I never thought that could be... pleasant to look at

Well it's not literally pleasant to look at. But I mean, once you know which way a dude hangs and the general size, you can pretty much imagine the rest. That's the fun part.

My high school teacher STILL texts me - 6 years later ....

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL My high school teacher STILL texts me - 6 years later ....

there was an assistant coach in my high school who was in his 20's and all buff/italian and was dating a senior from another high school. she was prob 18 and he was like 25/26. it was so funny how all the chicks oogled over him in the hallways and i was the only one who thought he looked like a meathead fag. i never even paid attention to him and i felt a few times like he was trying to get my attention. fucking creepy perv he was feeding off that shit so much, i doubt he even cared about coaching it was just a reason to be at high schools lol

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL My high school teacher STILL texts me - 6 years later ....

about what?

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