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Posted by shaw on Oct-17-2009 23:53:

middle-age women can't drive

30-40-year-old women, regardless of ethnicity, seem to be the worst drivers i see on the road. more cell phones, more distractions, more poorly executed lane changes, fewer turn signals, and MUCH more erratic speed. apparently, the increase in sex drive causes an inability to maintain constant pressure on the gas pedal or check mirrors for reasons other than applying makeup and checking for blemishes.

does anybody not agree?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-17-2009 23:56:

Actually I remember reading an article in the paper not too long ago that said women were better than men behind the wheel with respect to parallel parking, signalling intent, lane changes, and staying within the speed limit.

Posted by Sunsnail on Oct-17-2009 23:57:

Well I read an study that said men are better drivers

Posted by Arbiter on Oct-17-2009 23:59:

Re: middle-age women can't drive

It depends what you mean by "better."

Posted by shaw on Oct-17-2009 23:59:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Actually I remember reading an article in the paper not too long ago that said women were better than men behind the wheel with respect to parallel parking, signalling intent, lane changes, and staying within the speed limit.

you're just gathering your defenses ahead of time, aren't you?

please don't run into me

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-18-2009 00:07:

Hahaha. Nah I'm a diligent and safe driver.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Oct-18-2009 00:11:

Teenage girls are the worst.

Posted by Reza on Oct-18-2009 00:19:

Posted by bas on Oct-18-2009 00:23:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Actually I remember reading an article in the paper not too long ago that said women were better than men behind the wheel with respect to parallel parking, signalling intent, lane changes, and staying within the speed limit.

PFfft...please. The article was clearly written by a woman, or someone trying to sleep with a woman. Dames

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-18-2009 00:27:

Yeah it probably was, lol. Women are fuckin' horrible drivers who am I kidding, lol.

Just today we got stuck behind some stupid bitch who STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION to reach over and fuck around in her purse.

*rage rage rage*

Posted by shaw on Oct-18-2009 00:35:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Yeah it probably was, lol. Women are fuckin' horrible drivers who am I kidding, lol.

Just today we got stuck behind some stupid bitch who STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION to reach over and fuck around in her purse.

*rage rage rage*

let me guess. someone honked at her and she got all pissy, yelling through her closed windows, then started to speed away and almost hit someone else in the process.

Posted by winston on Oct-18-2009 00:37:

pissy!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-18-2009 00:45:

Actually no this bitch was completely oblivious. I fucking hate stunned cunts like her. Fuck.

Posted by winston on Oct-18-2009 00:46:

stop cussing 'young' woman

Posted by shaw on Oct-18-2009 00:51:

Re: Re: middle-age women can't drive

have you ever even been in a car without handcuffs or shattered glass?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-18-2009 00:54:

quote:
Originally posted by winston
stop cussing 'young' woman

No, I learned it from my father. *turns nose up*

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Oct-18-2009 01:00:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Actually no this bitch was completely oblivious. I fucking hate stunned cunts like her. Fuck.

you wash that mouth with soap young woman! do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Posted by bas on Oct-18-2009 01:07:

Re: Re: middle-age women can't drive

quote:
Originally posted by ********
I disagree.

Who cares? You're insane.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-18-2009 01:07:

quote:
Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
you wash that mouth with soap young woman! do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Yes actually I do.

I'll never forget the first time I said 'fuck' in front of my dad. I was 12 and he was driving us to school, and these 3 girls walked out in front of the car and we almost hit them. It was the rare time I was sitting shotgun and I just blurted out "Fuckin' DUMMIES!" and instantly shrank in my seat, fearing a slap across the face. But my dad didn't even seem to notice, lol. Oh man I was scared shitless.

Posted by owien on Oct-18-2009 01:14:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Yes actually I do.

I'll never forget the first time I said 'fuck' in front of my dad. I was 12 and he was driving us to school, and these 3 girls walked out in front of the car and we almost hit them. It was the rare time I was sitting shotgun and I just blurted out "Fuckin' DUMMIES!" and instantly shrank in my seat, fearing a slap across the face. But my dad didn't even seem to notice, lol. Oh man I was scared shitless.
he was to concerned with all those bad female road drivers,to show any interest with your swearing.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-18-2009 01:24:

You mean bad females pedestrians. Bitches can't even walk right, shit.

Posted by shaw on Oct-18-2009 01:25:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You mean bad females pedestrians. Bitches can't even walk right, shit.

Posted by kadomony on Oct-18-2009 02:13:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
stunned cunts

lul

Posted by Ania_xox on Oct-18-2009 03:14:

I never pass people on the road because I'm big on obeying the speed limit (max. like 7km over) . Having said that, I do adjust my speed to meet the flow of traffic.

Anyway, just last week some bitch in front of me was going like 35 and I was trailing behind her and subconsciously getting frustrated and I just zipped to the side and sped up making sure to not look at her as I passed and zipped back in front of her. All while talking to my girlfriend.

She then goes "OMG Ania... did *you* just pass someone?!?!"

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Oct-18-2009 03:51:

My mom has always seemed the better driver than my father.