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You should try and get a job teaching english in China, WAY more lucrative.

You're going to end up knocking up some girl named Maria De Los Angeles.

you're going to end up with swine flu

You're going to end up in an institute performing medical experiments on mentally unstable people.

Oh wait..

you're going to be ********

a la puta!! el ******** va venir a Mexico a ensenarme ingles.

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Originally posted by ******** I'll only teach in china if they pay my flight - and that isn't likely from the schools that have contacted me so far. As the flight cost is like months of salary. Although apparently I'm suppose to teach english to taiwanese (online).. if the other offer goes ahead. Doesn't pay much but it'd be a little extra income if I were in a low CPI/CLI country. Teaching in asia is highly unlikely at this point. Actually this spot is mint if it is authentic as it is on the caribean.

But if you get over there you get good per diem along with your paying job.

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Originally posted by ******** So it looks like I was hired again... but once again I'm wondering if it is the real. Just thought I'd start a poll.. Will I actually end up teaching English in Mexico at this place or not?

buy some anal lube, might come in handy

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Originally posted by ******** So it looks like I was hired again... but once again I'm wondering if it is the real.

This order of "the real" is not only opposed to the imaginary but is also located beyond the symbolic. Unlike the symbolic, which is constituted in terms of oppositions such as "presence" and "absence", there is no absence in the real. The symbolic opposition between "presence" and "absence" implies the possibility that something may be missing from the symbolic, the real is "always in its place: it carries it glued to its heel, ignorant of what might exile it from there." If the symbolic is a set of differentiated signifiers, the real is in itself undifferentiated: "it is without fissure." The symbolic introduces "a cut in the real," in the process of signification: "it is the world of words that creates the world of things." Thus the real emerges as that which is outside language: "it is that which resists symbolization absolutely." The real is impossible because it is impossible to imagine, impossible to integrate into the symbolic order. This character of impossibility and resistance to symbolization lends the real its traumatic quality.

with such a sterling resume, why do you doubt the legitimacy of your job offers?

congratulations on making a decent resume

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lol what is this?

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear congratulations on making a decent resume

I still can't think of anyone who would hire him.

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lol what is this?

We have asked this before. Nobody knows, but apparently it's absurdly necessary to keep it on his resume.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I still can't think of anyone who would hire him.

QFT

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Originally posted by Rose You're going to end up knocking up some girl named Maria De Los Angeles.

Uh-oh! That's my mom's name!

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Originally posted by ******** I'll teach you all I know for 10$.

all you know is worth 5$

dude your resume has wayy too much information and it looks like it was made in 1965.

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear congratulations on making a decent resume lol what is this?

i can't stop laughing at that...

I've heard teaching English in South Korea pays the most out of any ESL job.

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Originally posted by Banora I've heard teaching English in South Korea pays the most out of any ESL job.

it pays a crap ton, and pays even more if you're hired by parents as a private tutor. a program called talkorea (i think) pays for your plane trip, living expenses, housing, and gives you ~$1500 a month.

the thing is, parents pretty much want you white and american or english to "fully emerse" their child in western culture- therefore, someone like myself, while i have lived in the US for most of my life, probably wouldn't get hired to teach english privately in korea.

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Originally posted by ******** jobs sz szzzzzzzzzz you could be right though. but I'm not paying the air fare without a backup vacation in store and frankly I plan on learning local language enough to find the bathroom and explain I'm not american before I head off to asia. The same thing any sensible american would do.

They call it the British term "water closet". If you ask for a water closet or "WC" they know exactly what you are talking about. Most of them in our age group and younger have been taught English since they were 4 years old, and see a white person on the street and will come up and try and practice their English with you.

Rosetta stone...

You can also learn Elvish, Klingon and c++.

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Originally posted by Banora I've heard teaching English in South Korea pays the most out of any ESL job.

Yeah but as weak as dollar has become even to the yuan

1 U.S. dollar = 6.82659094 Chinese yuan
(It was almost 8 when I was there 135 US was 1k yuan)

It's closer to Canada in Korea with a ridiculous cost of living increase, he'd be living in a closet, literally. He could be making 100k+ yuan with per diem. Now that would be meager here in the US if he tried to convert it back and come back with the money, but over there, he'd be living really well.

After 2 years living in mexico all I can say is that mexicans make no fucking sense at all...none , zero

So you will do just fine ********

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Originally posted by ******** learn spanish

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Originally posted by Banora I've heard teaching English in South Korea pays the most out of any ESL job.

wait, what? but..... oh man

******** got a job?
That's strange. There was no news of hell freezing over in today's weather report.

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