roll call : slap your annoying co worker day

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Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Oct-20-2009 03:44:

roll call : slap your annoying co worker day

THIS FRIDAY !!!!

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed... other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-ass always messing up stuff!" or my favourite "fuck you you fucking cocksucker ****"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

proudly sponsored by ike turner association: "BETTER TOMORROW"

Posted by VERTiG0 on Oct-20-2009 03:47:

Oh yes this'll go over well

Posted by VolumE_TO on Oct-20-2009 04:14:

I am a tradesman... Bad idea as most of them are twice my size

Posted by techcellence on Oct-20-2009 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by VolumE_TO
I am a tradesman... Bad idea as most of them are twice my size

AND you work with electricity

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Oct-20-2009 04:19:

quote:
Originally posted by techcellence
AND you work with electricity

electricity is not a weapon !!!!!

Posted by Sorin.16v on Oct-20-2009 05:54:

Hahahaha great idea, my boss would probably stab me and hang me somewhere

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
electricity is not a weapon !!!!!

It's the means to an end

Posted by sugar_sparkles on Oct-20-2009 06:33:

lol this will make working allllll day friday much better....

"fuck you you fucking cocksucker ****" <---- what does the **** stand for?

Posted by Mach X on Oct-20-2009 08:02:

Can you please e-mail my boss in advance so he knows what to expect?

Posted by Abercrombie on Oct-20-2009 08:49:

Posted by MSZ on Oct-20-2009 09:54:

Posted by Prometheus Xex on Oct-20-2009 12:23:

Posted by VDub on Oct-20-2009 12:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
electricity is not a weapon !!!!!

How about a crane???

Posted by VDub on Oct-20-2009 12:26:

quote:
Originally posted by sugar_sparkles
lol this will make working allllll day friday much better....

"fuck you you fucking cocksucker ****" <---- what does the **** stand for?

Hint...

You have one...

Posted by Prometheus Xex on Oct-20-2009 12:26:

quote:
Originally posted by VolumE_TO
I am a tradesman... Bad idea as most of them are twice my size

Man it up and take down the biggest one... the rest will show RESPECT!

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Oct-20-2009 13:45:

quote:
Originally posted by VDub
How about a crane???

nope

Posted by VolumE_TO on Oct-20-2009 14:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Prometheus Xex
Man it up and take down the biggest one... the rest will show RESPECT!

Haha excellent plan

Posted by Geoffb3 on Oct-20-2009 14:16:

Ok wow ... This is a great idea ... however I would be slapping my boss ? is that permitted ? slash not such a good idea

Posted by DigiNut on Oct-20-2009 22:26:

Does it have to be slapping? What about a knee to the meatballs?

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Oct-20-2009 23:26:

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Originally posted by DigiNut
Does it have to be slapping? What about a knee to the meatballs?

nope, thats dec 13th. also known as my b-day. instead of presents i get to knee guys in the 'nads and cockpunch chiks in their tits.

Posted by Mach X on Oct-21-2009 08:21:

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/13052_s...orkers-day.html