frivolous lawsuit thread #320,974 - ugly man vs deodorant

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Posted by Trance Nutter on Nov-02-2009 03:14:

frivolous lawsuit thread #320,974 - ugly man vs deodorant

quote:

Loveless Lynx man sues deodorant maker feeling 'cheated'

AN Indian man claims he has been cheated by the cosmetics firm that makes popular deodorant Lynx after failing to land a girlfriend for the past seven years.

Vaibhav Bev has been using Lynx deodorant since 2002, in the hope the company's promotional campaign - which features scantily clad women throwing themselves at men - had some basis in real life.

Mr Bev is suing the maker of Lynx - marketed as Axe in his home country - for more than $100,000, seeking compensation for "depression and psychological damage".

"I used it for seven years but no girl came to me," he told the Daily Record.

Indian compensation lawyer Ram Jethmalani advised the company that makes Axe, Unilever, to settle out of court.

He said any claims by Unilever that Mr Bev failed to find a girlfriend because he was unattractive were unlikely to succeed.

"In fact, some of the best-looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys," he told the Daily Record.

Unilever has so far declined to comment on the case.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/...5006301,00.html

oh c'mon, really?

Posted by Domesticated on Nov-02-2009 03:18:

...useless without pictures of the ugly man.

Posted by Lews on Nov-02-2009 03:18:

I hate people like this. Wasting time and money and making lawsuits more and more common.

Posted by yukii on Nov-02-2009 03:29:

quote:

"In fact, some of the best-looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys,"

even IF a woman marries an ugly guy, it'll probably be because his personality compensates for his unattractiveness, in this guys case, he's obviously unattractive AND retarded as a brick.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-02-2009 03:35:

lol, as if the cosmetic industry has found a cure for indian stink.

Posted by Lira on Nov-02-2009 03:41:

It's never your own fault. Ever!

Posted by Domesticated on Nov-02-2009 03:42:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Vaibhav-Bedi/1127423116

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Posted by kadomony on Nov-02-2009 03:47:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii

even IF a woman marries an ugly guy, it'll probably be because his personality compensates for his unattractiveness

precisely

Posted by Domesticated on Nov-02-2009 04:01:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii

even IF a woman marries an ugly guy, it'll probably be because his money compensates for his unattractiveness, in this guys case, he's obviously unattractive AND poor.

Posted by shaw on Nov-02-2009 04:06:

Posted by yukii on Nov-02-2009 04:47:

hah. if i marry, it will be for love, not money

personality > money.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-02-2009 04:50:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii
hah. if i marry, it will be for love, not money

personality > money.

krypton is shit out of luck.

Posted by jonSun on Nov-02-2009 04:56:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
indian stink.

lol

Posted by idoru on Nov-02-2009 04:57:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
krypton is shit out of luck.

Fuck.

Posted by yukii on Nov-02-2009 04:59:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
krypton is shit out of luck.

pkc, if krypton wanted a girl who would like him for money then that's real easy, get a call girl.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-02-2009 05:01:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii
pkc, if krypton wanted a girl who would like him for money then that's real easy, get a call girl.

lol, i love how your response wasn't

quote:
Originally posted by yukii
pkc, krypton has a wonderful personality

Posted by yukii on Nov-02-2009 05:05:

lol, shut up

i love his personality, i know when he's around me he acts so extremely retarded and i must say i love it so much. i could write you a list of things he does to annoy me and let me tell you i love it all. so go back to pdd i've had enough of you.

Posted by idoru on Nov-02-2009 05:06:

Wait, wait, wait, wait, waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiit. I've been out of the loop for a bit... what the fuck is going on between you and Krypton?

Posted by yukii on Nov-02-2009 05:08:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Wait, wait, wait, wait, waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiit. I've been out of the loop for a bit... what the fuck is going on between you and Krypton?

.................. are you serious? :|

Posted by idoru on Nov-02-2009 05:10:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii
.................. are you serious? :|

Thank for verifying. You have my sincerest condolences.

Posted by yukii on Nov-02-2009 05:12:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Thank for verifying.

awesome.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-02-2009 05:13:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
what the fuck is going on between you and Krypton?

no 69ing.

Posted by Cpt.Cocaine on Nov-02-2009 05:16:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
krypton is shit out of luck.

Posted by yukii on Nov-02-2009 05:18:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN

lol, pkc you probably have to PAY for sex.

Posted by Ania_xox on Nov-02-2009 05:18:

I always wonder, when hearing stories like this, if the suer in question had a eureka moment;

like DING DING DING! OMG I'm going to SUE them.

And if this moment happens at a particular moment of crisis regarding the relevant lawsuit issue

In this case, perhaps Parminder had just been snubbed by a brown delight at a bar - he then questioned the woman's actions after assuring himself of his good looks, nice shoes, and (INDEED!) the sensually arousing smell coming from his armpits that promised half-naked women to fall at his feet. Since the first two factors were obviously not a part of the problem, he became outraged at the fact that his deodorant was not getting him laid, went home, ate some lamb curry, shat out a buick, and plotted the demise of Axe.

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