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i've had it with these motherf'ing snakes in my motherf'ing garage!

beautiful day to do some cleaning and...















and here i thought it was my cat that drove all the mice away from our garage...

dude your cat is fatter than my dog

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Originally posted by Slylee dude your cat is fatter than my dog

Your dog is fatter than my cactus

your cactus is fatter than my ass

And probably has less pimples too

impossible

mmm ass pimples

*squirts ass pimple on slylee

ew dude i was jk go away

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I chopped a snake on the front porch with a shovel once. I was surprised at how much red blood came out. Sounds stupid but I never really thought about snakes having red blood

yeah i killed a small one with shovel last year. maybe this one's a family member - here for revenge!

Piss in it, then drink it later on.

Reminded me of this

Did you just find it's skin? I came very close to stepping on a brown snake that I couldn't see out in the scrub a while back. Gives you shivers up your spine like you wouldn't believe.

yeah. just the skin. i mean it's winter now. i dunno what snakes do during the winter but i never see them around... do snakes hibernate?

i live in a pretty wooded area. see about 3-5 snakes every year. but never quite that big. i mean this bitch must've been 3-4 ft. long. and i found it in my garage... no idea how it got in there. we took everything out and looked around - every nook and cranny. didn't find it.

i remember seeing a special on discovery that when they shed their skin it's their weakest moment or whatever. so they seek a secluded spot to do it... however it's usually within their "dwelling" so maybe it's still there...

biggest i've seen so far was about 2 ft. last summer. i was on my deck reading a book and saw something moving around about 5 feet away. this thing was crawling towards me! i grabbed a shovel and cut the ******'s head off.

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Originally posted by denys envy yeah. just the skin. i mean it's winter now. i dunno what snakes do during the winter but i never see them around... do snakes hibernate? i live in a pretty wooded area. see about 3-5 snakes every year. but never quite that big. i mean this bitch must've been 3-4 ft. long. and i found it in my garage... no idea how it got in there. we took everything out and looked around - every nook and cranny. didn't find it. i remember seeing a special on discovery that when they shed their skin it's their weakest moment or whatever. so they seek a secluded spot to do it... however it's usually within their "dwelling" so maybe it's still there... biggest i've seen so far was about 2 ft. last summer. i was on my deck reading a book and saw something moving around about 5 feet away. this thing was crawling towards me! i grabbed a shovel and cut the ******'s head off.

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i still think it would be better to have one snake than numerous mice.

now, multiple snakes....

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Originally posted by denys envy but never quite that big. i mean this bitch must've been 3-4 ft. long.

Awww, just a little one

Thats one fat pussy!!!

Fuck, I hate snakes.
Only thing in the world that scares me shitless. I would move somewhere else if I were you. Like Alaska.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Awww, just a little one

Fuck, is everything in Aussie land jumo sized?

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Originally posted by enydo Fuck, is everything in Aussie land jumo sized?

I used to regularly see 2+ meter (6.5+ feet) carpets snakes where I grew up. They're harmless to people (they eat possums and stuff like that), but they still give you a bit of a shock when you nearly step on one

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