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Posted by KilldaDJ on Nov-07-2009 23:39:

aids

Posted by Omega_Blue on Nov-07-2009 23:40:

i get that way if i go nuts with opiates for too long. usually after day three it ends up moving whether i want it to or not

ex-lax dude.

Posted by Meat187 on Nov-07-2009 23:45:

... and so you thought making a shit thread would help?

Posted by djhaziel on Nov-07-2009 23:49:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
aids

no

cancer

Posted by Meat187 on Nov-07-2009 23:51:

quote:
Originally posted by djhaziel
no

Lupus

Fixed.

Posted by floyd741 on Nov-07-2009 23:53:

aren't you supposed to be in mexico or something?

Posted by bas on Nov-08-2009 00:26:

Re: havn't pooed in a week

quote:
Originally posted by ********
Ok I havn't been eating much at all, but how much longer should I give it before I get concerned? I've had almost no flatulence either.

I've been peeing regularly

I would be concerned after a day or two. You should be shitting once a day dude. Just drink some of that terrible water down in Mexique, you'll be aight.

Posted by Ania_xox on Nov-08-2009 01:04:

If you don't ingest solid amounts of hard carbs/calcium/protein, you're not going to shit.

If you haven't been eating much of anything....... you're not going to shit. lol

1. order pizza tonight
2. eat 4-5 slices
3. enjoy your dump tomorrow afternoon

PS. Try drinking chamomile tea first thing in the morning. It won't be a normal poop, and it won't be comfortable, but significant amounts of stuff will come out //ew

Posted by Orbital32 on Nov-08-2009 01:05:

I rememeber when i went in the woods for an military exercise. I didn't crap for 1 week. When i finally did, i was literally shitting dried rocks. That was fucking painful.

Posted by djhaziel on Nov-08-2009 01:18:

beans + 3 eggs + beer + oatmeal + ceviche = will make you shit 2 kilos in no time

Posted by owien on Nov-08-2009 02:21:

Re: havn't pooed in a week

Posted by iTranscendence on Nov-08-2009 04:20:

Just, for the love of God, whatever you do. DO NOT post us example pictures.

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-08-2009 04:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
It won't be a normal poop, and it won't be comfortable, but significant amounts of stuff will come out //ew

LOL fucking hell that's funny

Posted by woscar on Nov-08-2009 04:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
... and so you thought making a shit thread would help?

Nice pun

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Nov-08-2009 04:56:

Dude. You are in mexico. Just eat any type of bean burrito and that will help you shit.

Posted by djhaziel on Nov-08-2009 06:15:

quote:
Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
Dude. You are in mexico. Just eat any type of bean burrito and that will help you shit.

actually just drink water from the Faucet

Posted by Reza on Nov-08-2009 07:04:

eat some prunes

Posted by infiniteJEST on Nov-08-2009 07:29:

ATTACK KILL DESTROY

Posted by Trance Nutter on Nov-08-2009 07:35:

The reason you haven't shat is too much fibre in your diet.

Cut out all fibre.

what?

Posted by devnull on Nov-08-2009 08:14:

KFC toonie tuesdays, never fails!

Posted by KilldaDJ on Nov-08-2009 08:26:

get drunk

Posted by Lews on Nov-08-2009 08:37:

That was always my idea for if I got kidney stones. I figured I'd get a couple 18 packs of piss, lay down naked in the bathtub, drink until I passed out, and hopefully piss them out while blacked out.

Posted by stren on Nov-08-2009 08:47:

so you're saying you're full of shit, like we didn't know that already

Posted by echosystm on Nov-08-2009 09:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
If you don't ingest solid amounts of hard carbs/calcium/protein, you're not going to shit.

insoluble fibre is what helps you go to the toilet - it isn't digested in your stomach and it binds water to your shit while it is in your intestines. protein and calcium are the complete opposite and will only constipate you further.

Posted by MSZ on Nov-08-2009 09:21:

echosystem knows his shit

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