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Posted by Omega_M on Nov-10-2009 17:34:

A Joke

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, a test was held. The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares.

In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs.

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.

The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.

Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk.

"This is the worst test I have ever given." The teacher looked up and said:

"Young man, you have flunked the test. What's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said:

"You tell me..."

Posted by ziptnf on Nov-10-2009 17:45:

I did not laugh.

Posted by DimaShibby on Nov-10-2009 18:22:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
I did not laugh.

Posted by XoxidE on Nov-10-2009 18:27:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
I did not laugh.

Posted by boris_the_bear on Nov-10-2009 19:26:

Re: A Joke

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
"Young man, you have flunked the test. What's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant and took out his cock:

"You tell me..."

i master of funny, fix for you this not funny joke

Posted by ziptnf on Nov-10-2009 19:40:

Re: Re: A Joke

quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i master of funny, fix for you this not funny joke

Still not funny.

Posted by denys envy on Nov-10-2009 19:49:

just one pant? that's hilarious!

Posted by Dublin Guy on Nov-10-2009 20:02:

Whats blue and fu*ks grannies.... pneumonia

Whats red and fu*ks grannies... me in my lucky red coat

Posted by simplcake on Nov-10-2009 20:04:

mehhh...

everyone is getting along and c0r is full of fail, specially females

Rose, Jennypie said she's got a bigger cock than you... just saying

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Nov-10-2009 21:04:

Re: Re: A Joke

quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i master of funny, fix for you this not funny joke

Only you could make an unfunny joke even less funny.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-10-2009 22:01:

haha, poor boris.

and yeah, that was totally shit omega, sorry.

Posted by Reza on Nov-10-2009 22:11:

cor version of the joke?

Posted by Jarvmeister on Nov-10-2009 22:17:

quote:
Originally posted by rT19
cor version of the joke?

A man flunks his test.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by Domesticated on Nov-10-2009 22:18:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
haha, poor boris.

and yeah, that was totally shit omega, sorry.

What's the world coming to when someone tells you an awful joke and you apologise to them?

Posted by Jeez on Nov-10-2009 23:46:

Posted by Krypton on Nov-10-2009 23:48:

What does a gay horse eat for breakfast?

HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Posted by pitchf0rk on Nov-11-2009 12:23:

could anyone post a shitter joke than what is currently in this thread?

Posted by TranceOwnsLol on Nov-11-2009 12:46:

quote:
Originally posted by pitchf0rk
could anyone post a shitter joke than what is currently in this thread?

Person 1: "Hey wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, what is it?"
Person 1: "Women's rights"

Posted by Jeez on Nov-11-2009 14:44:

quote:
Originally posted by pitchf0rk
could anyone post a shitter joke than what is currently in this thread?

John: What you eating?
Peter: Chicken salad.

Posted by Reza on Nov-11-2009 22:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Jeez
John: What you eating?
Peter: Chicken salad.

i actualy laffed

Posted by woscar on Nov-11-2009 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
What's the world coming to when someone tells you an awful joke and you apologise to them?

People should feel sorry for idiots.