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Posted by tubularbills on Nov-12-2009 23:38:

An Inconvienent Truth...

So you're sitting on the toilet; you take a shit (to where?); and then you pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in (if necessary), tighten the belt again (also, if necessary), and THEN you wash your hands. seems kinda wrong; like, wtf you potentially have shit on your hands (if you suck at wiping, that is), and now you've smeared it on your clothes.

while one could avoid this inconvienence of said shit on clothes in your own home by walking over to the sink w/ said clothes still undone and around your ankles; but what about if you're at a public bathroom?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-12-2009 23:39:

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-12-2009 23:42:

I think the best practice here is to not get the shit on your hands.

Second best is to jump off of a cliff if you are consistently getting shit on your hands while wiping.

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-12-2009 23:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I think the best practice here is to not touch the shit with your hands.

Second best is to jump off of a cliff if you are consistently getting shit on your hands while wiping.

accidents happen, mr ygrene. accidents happen.

and what if not perhaps shit on your hands; but airborne fecal matter? even in the smallest amount, you still just (potentially) smeared shit on your clothes.

:unasty:

Posted by Wasa Wasa on Nov-13-2009 00:11:

I thought for sure the "Inconvienent Truth" was you're a homosexual in the military.

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-13-2009 00:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Wasa Wasa
I thought for sure the "Inconvienent Truth" was you're a homosexual in the military.

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-13-2009 01:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Wasa Wasa
I thought for sure the "Inconvienent Truth" was you're a homosexual in the military.

Nice to see you again, IGK.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-13-2009 01:32:

I love how people can sniff out IGK after like 5 minutes.

Must be the smell of his 1976 Econoline Van and the sudden influx of free candy.

Posted by bananas on Nov-13-2009 01:37:

I dont understand how they do it

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-13-2009 01:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I love how people can sniff out IGK after like 5 minutes.

Must be the smell of his 1976 Econoline Van and the sudden influx of free candy.

And turtle wax. For his bald spot, not the van.

Posted by bas on Nov-13-2009 01:44:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
And turtle wax. For his bald spot, not the van.

Posted by Lira on Nov-13-2009 01:46:

Re: An Inconvienent Truth...

Posted by Slylee on Nov-13-2009 01:48:

Re: An Inconvienent Truth...

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
So you're sitting on the toilet; you take a shit (to where?); and then you pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in (if necessary), tighten the belt again (also, if necessary), and THEN you wash your hands. seems kinda wrong; like, wtf you potentially have shit on your hands (if you suck at wiping, that is), and now you've smeared it on your clothes.

while one could avoid this inconvienence of said shit on clothes in your own home by walking over to the sink w/ said clothes still undone and around your ankles; but what about if you're at a public bathroom?

lol welcome to my OCD mind on a daily basis.

when i change my tampon, i leave my pants around my ankles and go to the sink and turn the faucet on using my elbow so i can wash my hands and then put my pants back on. one of these days my bf is gonna walk in on me doing this and it's going to be hilarious

Posted by Sphere City on Nov-13-2009 01:51:

i usually get shit on my thumb when i dont fold neatly

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-13-2009 01:51:

Because he'll notice you've been putting it in your belly button all of these years?

//This post was meant for Slylee, but I like the ambivalence otherwise.

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Nov-13-2009 01:55:

On the rare occasions I get shit on my hands I carefully avoid touching anything, run the tap of the adjacent sink with my unsoiled hand and then plunge the other hand into a stream of piping hot water until it's boiled and the shit is gone.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-13-2009 01:56:

Lol you seriously get shit on your hands?? Bahahahaha.

Posted by bananas on Nov-13-2009 01:58:

I only get it if I rip through the toilet paper, happens sometimes:[

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Nov-13-2009 01:59:

Well, I can count the number of times it's happened in my life on one shit-stained hand, but that's the occupational hazard of continuing to read the newspaper while wiping.

Posted by bas on Nov-13-2009 01:59:

quote:
Originally posted by bananas
I only get it if I rip through the toilet paper, happens sometimes:[

What the fuck do you wipe with?

Take it easy man, that's how you get hemorrhoids.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-13-2009 02:00:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
on one shit-stained hand

LOL

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-13-2009 02:01:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
What the fuck do you wipe with?

sandpaper although that doesn't really rip....soo....like tissue paper?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-13-2009 02:01:

I just keep a shoehorn next to the pot.

Posted by bananas on Nov-13-2009 02:01:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
What the fuck do you wipe with?

Well sometimes I don't fold enough of it, and it's really thin:[

Posted by astroboy on Nov-13-2009 02:02:

Re: Re: An Inconvienent Truth...

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

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