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Posted by bananas on Nov-13-2009 00:23:

textsfromlastnight

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

rofl

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(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

Posted by Reza on Nov-13-2009 00:37:

Posted by bananas on Nov-13-2009 00:37:

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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

Posted by MSZ on Nov-13-2009 00:37:

Posted by bananas on Nov-13-2009 00:38:

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Originally posted by rT19
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APE?

oh sorry, didn't see anyone posting this:[

Posted by MSZ on Nov-13-2009 00:39:

Posted by Reza on Nov-13-2009 00:45:

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Originally posted by bananas
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

Posted by Lira on Nov-13-2009 00:52:

Posted by Simon_N on Nov-13-2009 02:19:

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(908): Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great

Posted by SteelWolf on Nov-13-2009 18:00:

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(254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...

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(434): question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.

Posted by Acton on Nov-13-2009 18:10:

(303): I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
(510): YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are some epic ones on there.

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Nov-13-2009 18:49:

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(970): The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero

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(402): I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.

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(816): She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"

Posted by jpisani on Nov-13-2009 20:40:

Over / under 85% of that site being made up? I say over.

Posted by Max Thomson on Nov-14-2009 04:07:

my girlfriend showed me this site, priceless