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Posted by IronDragon on Jul-04-2002 23:13:

Favorite things from The Simpsons

Favorite Simpson: Grandpa

Favorite recurring character:Lenny/Karl Karlson

Favorite now dead recurring character:Maude Flanders

Favorite one shot character:Sherry Bobbins

Favorite celebrity guest:Ron Howard

Favorite quote from a Simpson: "I'm gonna get me a job...a real malibu....and see if Stacy can invent..me"

Favorite quote(s) from a recurring character: "Thanks Homer! Now I can focus on my crippling emotional pain! Oh why won't you hug me daddy? You hugged the mailman..."-Moe Syslak
"It responds to the percussive sounds of my hand with a vigorous shaking of its groove thing"-Professor John Frink

Favorite simpons resteraunt: IRS burger (after the IRS seized Krusty burger)

Favorite Simpsons toy: Defective Malibu Stacey ("My spider sense is tingling!" "Did anyone call for a webslinger?")

Favorite Simpsons fantasy:
Lindsay Nagel: "What you need Mr. Simpson is a financial planner"
Homer: "Financial panther eh.."
Bank manager: "Mr. Simpson you're a dollar overdrawn...."
Homer: "Get him Sheba!"
Panther mauls Bank manager

Posted by jp on Jul-04-2002 23:18:

me likes Itchy & Scratchy

Posted by Az on Jul-04-2002 23:20:

"yes...I'm going to go now.......and.......STALK.....lenny and karl.....D'OH"

"hey the lights on yellow, gotta move gotta move....if only I had somewhere to go "
hehe simpsons rules

Posted by PhaseFour on Jul-04-2002 23:47:

nothing at all....NOTHING AT ALL!

Stupid sexy flanders -homer

that was pretty funny

Posted by Endlesswave on Jul-05-2002 00:42:

Heheheheheheheheheh.

Marge: Everybody is afraid of something Homer...
Homer: Pffffffff yeah right (I think he says that)
Marge: SOCK PUPPETS!!
Homer: AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHERE?! WHERE?!?!?!

lmao, I died twice watching that.

Posted by Warez Guy on Jul-05-2002 00:57:

Mr Burns: Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket

Smithers: You don't have to tell me sir!

Funniest saying ever.

Posted by DragonFlyJoneS on Jul-05-2002 01:09:

homer: why do they call it the international house of pancakes if u cant eat the walls???????

Posted by Vanilla on Jul-05-2002 01:40:

Guess how many boobs I seen today.....fifteen!

Posted by mr. poopyhead on Jul-05-2002 01:48:

homer: i'm SOOO BORED
grandpa: there's plenty of ways to pass the time. hitch up your pants. air whittle.. doo doo doo...... make friends with a chinese man.
craig: uhh, mr. simpson, you weren't supposed to leave the home.
grandpa: thank you, ping-pong!
craig: uhh, my name's craig.
grandpa: SUUUURE it is.

hahaha... or this one..

lisa: dad, what's a muppet?
homer: its not quite a mop, its not quite a puppet...(something... i forget the rest)

marge: why don't you solve the mystery of who put all that mud in the freezer?
bart: who wants chocolate ice cream???

haha... too many funny quotes.. i could go on forever...

no tv and no beer make homer, something, something...

Posted by Drifter on Jul-05-2002 04:05:

lisa: its bad enough they eat meat but do they have to rub it in to my face...*then hamburger patty flys right into her face*

Posted by Choobak on Jul-05-2002 05:55:

"dental plan... lisa needs braces... dental plan... lisa needs braces... bullseye"

"for the love of god sir... there are two seats"
"i like to put my feet up"

"i have a friend his name's joey joe joe shabadoo..."
"homer, that's the worst name i ever heard"
"joey joe joe!"

"kill my boss? do I dare live out the american dream?"

Posted by BeatFreak on Jul-05-2002 07:46:

Homer: "They make the internet for computers now?"

Posted by Philby on Jul-05-2002 08:11:

hehe don't get me started...

are you saying your'e never going to eat any animal again? what about bacon?
no!
ham??
no!
not even pork chops????
dad, those all come from the same animal!
oh yeah right, a wonderful, maaagical animal!

hello, my name is mr burns. i believe you have a letter for me.
alright mr burns, whats you first name?
i dont know...

i cant be bothered listing anymore

Posted by DarkTrance on Jul-05-2002 09:19:

for me my favourite line in the simpsons is the following its from the episode where lisa's saxamaphone gets ran over :P

Burns and Smithers are in a car and burns has a string the goes out of his car and is tied to some money on the street, well someone tries to get the money, I believe lisa (no sure since I haven't seen this episode in a wihle) and the way burns says this is the shit, when the person goes for the money burns goes "drive smithers, drive" with an evil look on his face, thats the best part in the simpsons for me, burns doing that and someone chasing the money then

Posted by Az on Jul-05-2002 14:55:

Captain: So Simpson, what do you want out of life??
Homer:*reaching for the peas* I want peassssssssss
Captain: Yes well all want peace, but whats the best way to get it??
Homer:*having got the peas with his knife* With a knife??
Captain: Yes, not with the olive branch, but with a knife, you know Simpson your like the son I never had
Homer: and your like the father I never visit

and in the "Who shot Mr burns episode" when Homer has just sprayed his name all over burns' office and burns walks in and says
"who the devil are you??"

"Like the time I put Milhouse on the FBI's most wanted list"

Posted by DJ Sunburn on Jul-05-2002 15:17:

Grandpa: (Takes sip of cola after watching a commercial about it.) AHHH MY MOUTH IS BURNNING!!!!!

Posted by P4z! on Jul-05-2002 15:52:

Homer sitting in front of his computer:

"To start, press any key...where's the any key?" lol classic!

//DJ_A

Posted by nekholm on Jul-05-2002 16:32:

8.58, first time I ever been early for work. Exept for all those daylightsaving days, lousy farmers!

quote:
Originally posted by Dj_Activated
"To start, press any key...where's the any key?" lol classic!

I see esc, catarl, and pigup. There doesn't seem to be any any key! All this computer-hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a tab. Hup, no time for that, the computer's starting! Check core temperature, yes slash no.. Yes! Core temperature normal. That's too ~something~. Vent radioactive gas. N O! Venting prevents explosion. (Laughs) This is hard, where's my tab? OK then, yes, vent the stupid gas!

Homer: *Teasing Bart and Lisa* Bart and Lisa have to go to school while I get to stay home, nananananana!
Lisa: I like school
Homer: Oh why don't you live in it then?
Lisa: I would if I could..!

Vent radioactive gas, Y E S. ~Something~, Y E S. Decalcify calcium ducts? Well, give me a word, give me a-- Hey.. All I have to type is Y! .. Y, Y! Let's see, so many letters to choose from. I'll pick Y. Y, Y, Y.. (Notices the dog while it's searching for a spot to sleep on) Wha.. What the heck are you doing over there!? (Pushes the dog to the floor) There, you found the floor.

All from the same episode, s07e07

Posted by Munken on Jul-05-2002 17:10:

My favorite quotes:

Homers brain: "Just look sad and say doh"
homer: "doh"

"So what are u gonna do? unleash the dogs on me or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when the bark they shot bees after you"

Person: "So why do you want to be a big brother?"
Homers brain "don't say revenge... don't say revenge"
Homer: "uhm.... revenge"
Homers brain: "That's it I'm outta here"

Posted by dr me on Jul-05-2002 21:14:

"You did your best, and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

Posted by eye_03 on Jul-06-2002 04:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Munken
My favorite quotes:

Person: "So why do you want to be a big brother?"
Homers brain "don't say revenge... don't say revenge"
Homer: "uhm.... revenge"
Homers brain: "That's it I'm outta here"

From that same episode at the end, when he is fighting with Bart's big brother and he falls down on the fire hydrant...

i died 3 times in one sitting, watching that..

Homer: this is more painful that it looks

heh

ROFL

Posted by Trancer85 on Jul-06-2002 21:20:

Homer :
Its a little dirty...ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD!!!
So its a little airborne...ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD!!!
So its a little slimy...ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD!!!

Bart : Dad

Homer : I know

Posted by Trancer85 on Jul-06-2002 21:22:

SAVE ME JEBUS SAAAAAVEEEE MEEEEEEE!!

JEEEBBBUSSSS ...lol

Posted by 69 KrAzY G 69 on Jul-06-2002 23:42:

Class:"OOOO lisa likes nelson!!!"
Milhouse:"No she doesnt!"
Class:"Millhouse likes lisa!"
Jaine:"NO he doesnt!"
Class:"Janie likes millhouse!"
Music Teacher guy":NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!"

and another one

Homer:"Lisa do u want a donut or somthing to eat?"
Lisa:"Dont u have any fruit?"
Homer:"This donut has purple........purples a fruit"

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh there are tooo many to name

Posted by kr00t0n on Jul-06-2002 23:55:

Fav quotes:

Homer: Bakeena Fasso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
Homer Brain: Quiet, it may have been you.
Homer: No... I'm gonna ask Marge.
Homer Brain: No! Wait! Just sign it and I'll release some more endorphins!
Homer: Ooooohh.... yeah.....

Lisa: Y'know dad, in China they have the same word for 'crisis' as for 'opportunity'...
Homer: Yes! Crisitunity!

Moe: C'mon Homer, who you trying to fool?
Homer look-alike: Homer? Who is Homer? I am Guy Incognito...
*look-alike gets thrown out of bar*
*Homer walks buy*
Homer: Hey! This guy looks exactly lik me!
*Homer sees dog*
Homer: Oooh! A dog with a puffy tail! Here puff! Heehee!
*Homer chases after dog*

*Homer hacks through door with axe*
Homer: Heeeeere's Joooohny....!
*room is empty*
Homer: Doh!
*Homer hacks through another door*
Homer: Daaaavid Leeetterman..!
Grandpa: Hi David, I'm Grandpa!

Simpsons rule the planet!!!!

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