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Posted by MSZ on Nov-24-2009 18:13:

FAO: david.michael

is that nou in your avatar?

Posted by MSZ on Nov-24-2009 18:15:

tell me now you insignificant bastard

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-24-2009 19:34:

loollo

Posted by Ania_xox on Nov-24-2009 19:45:

zaraz w morde dostaniesz to zobaczysz

Posted by MSZ on Nov-24-2009 19:53:

szybko sie znajdzie w twojej cipie, sasquatch

Posted by Rose on Nov-24-2009 23:03:

quote:
Originally posted by msz
szybko sie znajdzie w twojej cipie, sasquatch

I guess there is no Polish translation for 'sasquatch'.

Posted by MSZ on Nov-25-2009 01:29:

lol, there probably is; however, i do not know it.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Nov-25-2009 03:18:

Posted by infiniteJEST on Nov-25-2009 03:27:

Posted by david.michael on Nov-25-2009 14:59:

My own FAO thread? Great, so much for my insignificance.

Posted by david.michael on Nov-25-2009 15:00:

Oh, and yes.

Posted by ziptnf on Nov-25-2009 15:56:

quote:
Originally posted by couch-potato

Posted by david.michael on Nov-25-2009 17:27:

I would force-choke the inventor of Farmville.

Posted by MSZ on Nov-25-2009 18:36:

Glass of Water
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Are you jealous of all your friends who can prepare delicious glasses of water with ease while you can't do shit? Have I got a guide for you! This here recipe will tell you how to make the most thirst quenching glass of water the world has ever seen! Just follow these 5 simple steps!
Items Needed

* Water
* A glass

Directions

1. Grab a glass from your cupboard. Be sure that it is not too large, nor too small, and most importantly, don't drop it, as it will break and everything you tried for will be ruined!
2. Slowly bring the glass beneath your faucet. Be sure not to chip or break the glass on the faucet itself, as faucets have a much higher E value than glass on the Rockwell Hardness Scale developed by Hugh M. Rockwell in 1908.
3. Turn on the faucet. Pay extra attention as to which knob you are turning. As one is hot, and the other is cold. Turn the cold one. This knob is usually marked with a C or the color blue. If you are red-blue colorblind, ask for assistance from a trusted source such as your Mom, or your Sister!
4. as the water line approaches the top of the glass, turn off the faucet completely. Ideally, there should be a centimeter of space between the water line and the top of the glass. You can easily use a dime to measure this distance.
5. If you want this glass of water to be extra special, you may garnish with an orange slice! [See page 213 for instructions on how to garnish your glass of water with an orange slice]

Congratulations! You have successfully poured your first glass of water! Feels good, doesn't it? Now go, have fun, and good luck on your future water-pouring endeavors!

Posted by david.michael on Nov-25-2009 19:07:

Is there an advanced tutorial involving the inclusion of ice cubes?

Posted by ziptnf on Nov-25-2009 19:09:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Is there an advanced tutorial involving the inclusion of ice cubes?

*brain explodes*

Posted by david.michael on Nov-25-2009 19:11:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
*brain explodes*

There once was a time, before the advent of ice machines and convenience stores, where the ice had to be made manually. God I love technology.

The tutorial also neglects to mention washing and returning the glass post consumption. There once was a time when this had to be done manually as well. God I love ~~bitches~~ dishwashers.