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Tiger Woods seriously hurt in car accident: reports

Golfing superstar Tiger Woods has been seriously injured in a car accident near East Lake, Fla., according to Florida media reports.

Citing a report from Florida Highway Patrol, local media outlets said that Woods pulled out of his driveway at around 2:25 a.m. ET, struck a fire hydrant, and then a tree at his neighbour's property.

He was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition.


http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2009...golf-woods.html

noooooo

HOLY MOLY!

twitter nation says he's alright lol

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@BreakingNews Health Central hospital tells BNO News that Tiger Woods has been released from hospital his manager tells CNBC he is "fine"

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Originally posted by jon jon twitter nation says he's alright lol

lol i was reading yahoo finance and a blurb came up in red TIGER WOODS HURT IN CAR ACCIDENT

how hurt could he be?
he hit a fire hyrdrant while pulling outta his driveway ... its not like he could have been going that fast

lol so dramatic

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The one-car accident occurred about 2:25 a.m. near his home in Windermere, a suburb of Orlando, according to an incident report from the Florida Highway Patrol. Woods, 33, had just pulled out of his driveway and begun to drive down a street when his Cadillac SUV struck a fire hydrant, the Florida Highway Patrol said. The front of his vehicle then struck a tree.

Woods was ze hammered.

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Originally posted by Swamper Woods was ze hammered.

"The Florida Highway Patrol also reports that alcohol is not related to the accident."

http://www.thestar.com/sports/golf/...r-accident?bn=1

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Originally posted by E2EK1EL "The Florida Highway Patrol also reports that alcohol is not related to the accident."

I read that...doesn't mean I believe it. More details will shed some light on it.

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Originally posted by E2EK1EL "The Florida Highway Patrol also reports that alcohol is not related to the accident." http://www.thestar.com/sports/golf/...r-accident?bn=1

Then he must be part asian

wtf was he smocking?

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew wtf was he smocking?

he could have been smocking the house in advance of a pesticide treatment... or smocking the walls for a more accurate paint job

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Originally posted by Swamper Woods was ze hammered.

Yep, he was pretty clearly liquored up

He drives a caddy? Pffft whimp.

I blame his caddy.


At 2:25am he leaves his driveway and hits a firehydrant and tree at the end of it, and got facial lacerations.


So from what I read... He left the 19th hole, and did a short drive and goes out of bounds hit finally hit a natural hazard with a bad slice.






Mulligan!

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Originally posted by E2EK1EL "The Florida Highway Patrol also reports that alcohol is not related to the accident."

The Florida Highway Patrol further reports that Tiger Woods did not drink 12 beers, that those bottles could have been anyone's, that beer doesn't even come in bottles, and that there is probably no such thing as beer anyway, and that Woods was definitely not on his way to a booty call after a violent argument with his wife that ended up with him breaking a bottle on the counter and waving it around threateningly before dropping it and stumbling out the front door.

"These allegations are absolutely ridiculous," said Woods. "I hit the fire hydrant because I was tired and I hit the tree because I was pissed off. Being shitfaced had nothing to do with it. Wait, what I meant was, I didn't hit the tree just because I was drunk. I mean I wasn't drunk. And I didn't hit any tree. He doesn't even have a tree. And I don't have a car. I'm not answering any more questions for you lying liars, you're all trying to trick me."

More on this story at 6.

MY BUICK DROVE INTO A FUCKING TREE GODDAMNIT GM FUCK YOU GO BANKRUPT

dying a bit here

literally




holy fuck



















the tears

right click save as

'Bout time he hit something in his career.

Heeeeyyoooooooo!

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Originally posted by The Ear

Where's the gif that cuts to a golf ball going in someones anus? lol
so funny.

edit...ha! fuck...on second look, that's it. It must have not loaded at first glance.

TMZ reports:

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant. We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club. We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree. We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

^ just got interesting enough to put a control post here

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