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Things that make you go lol inside of a club
After hearing these "seasoned clubbers" talk to each other i was just dying laughing.
This was here in SD while i was watching Fedde Le Grand.
A: "Fuck man Fedde is fucking rocking it"
B: "Yeah man he is crazy, but he's no Tiesto"
A (With a confused face): "Ya you know what, I think your right"
I tried my best not to laugh, so i just smiled and giggled a little bit. It was probably one of those things you had to be there and witness to actually LOL, but it made my night lol
So I am sure I am not the only one that has heard or seen something that was funny (inside of a club), so anyone else?
I've heard the exact same thing before. The worst is when some random kid told me at one of my gigs that I am the next Tiesto. 
People wearing sunglasses in a club.
ehhhh sunglasses happen all the time.
i'd rather see people wearing sunglasses than seeing their eyes look huge.
funnier is bluetooth in the club.
nOObs
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| Originally posted by dajacobo funnier is bluetooth in the club. |
Billy is guilty of this one!!!
Billy had a good excuse.
he had to know where his next location to promote was.
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| Originally posted by omega1n I've heard the exact same thing before. The worst is when some random kid told me at one of my gigs that I am the next Tiesto. |
Guy: "I'm not as perfect as Tiesto." (Explaining himself as a DJ)
or
Me: "Do you know who the DJ is?"
Guy: "I think it's Daft Punk bro."
Me: "..." (I discovered later the DJ was Antoine Claraman)
or
Girl: "I can't have fun unless I'm drunk!"
or
Guy with blood pouring from his nose & dirt on his shirt: "Dude, what happened?" (I had never met him before that moment, he was fucking HIGH, woo-hoo for EDC!!!)
Douchebags.
Washing machines always me go lol 
People who got to go see a huge DJ because of the name and go in and constantly think the opener, no matter how good or bad, is the headliner and chants out their name.
Haven't seen it in awhile, but seemed to happen too much.
was at avalon last year for i believe paco osuna and jamie jones, they had the stage set up in the VIP area this night and not on the stage. the front left VIP table area (if you're facing the stage/vip area) had this skank chic and big fat, greasy guy in there. he was standing up with his pants open, she was on her knees blowing him. the bouncer jumped over the railing and grabbed them and as she is coming up looking confused, she wipes her mouth and then wonders why he is kicking them out of the club.
i almost fell over from laughing so hard.
down in SD for lee burridge and sander k at belo. lee is on and i'm dancing. some guy starts talking to me and says how much he loves sander. i'm like um yeah ok that's cool me too. but then he goes on to say how great he (sander) is spinning right now. i'm like dude lee burridge is on right now. and he serioulsy argued with me for 5 minutes and refused to believe that was lee behind the decks and sander wasn't on yet. i finally just laughed in his face and said whatever man, i'm pretty sure i know the difference between lee and sander.
ugh, some people, lol
someone last night (while i was opening for Fedde in SD) came up to the DJ booth waving his hands and goes "CAN YOU PLAY PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT I HAVE TO GO SOON".
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| Originally posted by Zombie0729 someone last night (while i was opening for Fedde in SD) came up to the DJ booth waving his hands and goes "CAN YOU PLAY PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT I HAVE TO GO SOON". |
i was djing at a bar not too long that opened at 10 pm. i was opening, playing some deep house stuff and around 10:15 this suuuuper drunk chick comes stumbling in w/ a couple of friends.
drunk chick: HEEY! Play some drum n bass! Its my birthday!!
me: sorry, i didnt bring any dnb w/ me tonight.
drunk chick: whattaya mean??? real djs play drum and bass!!
drunk chick: gwwaad! can you play castles in the sky???
(i almost busted out laughing in her face at this point. how does she go from DNB to castles in the sky???)
me: sorry, no castles in the sky either.
drunk chick: (talking to her friends) UUGH! ive obviously been going to raves toooo long! (then she stormed outta the room LOL)
was probably funnier in person, but i lol'd the rest of the weekend about that.
a more recent one:
MNS lawler is spinning, a girl comes up to him and ask, "do you have any brittany spears?"
steve: "no"
girl: well do you like brittany?
steve: " i'd fuck her but i wouldn't play her music
girl: well do you have any tiesto?
steve: no, i don't like his music nor would i fuck him
lol classic
lol
- mushrooms
- people fighting
- vip tables
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| Originally posted by DaveT People who got to go see a huge DJ because of the name and go in and constantly think the opener, no matter how good or bad, is the headliner and chants out their name. Haven't seen it in awhile, but seemed to happen too much. |
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| Originally posted by CND Oh yea I was in Mazatlan Mexico and a guy got shot on the dance floor. |
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| Originally posted by R!CH OH MY GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!! |
Kinda strayed from lol to fucked up situations. My mistake. Shootings are not funny.
just two weeks ago, girl is dancing and thought my friend would grind with her but friend steps back and she falls...
different friend put the same girl in the head lock later in the morning
I used to wear glasses, and I do it here and there. Like someone said, if your dropping pills its better than seeing some big ass dialated pupils, or if you like to get S**T faced from drinking u save your dignity. But thats just me. Excuse me, it wasn't meant to be douchy.
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| Originally posted by woscar People wearing sunglasses in a club. |
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