Another get those letters off your chest thread

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Posted by Sonic_c on Dec-22-2009 02:40:

Another get those letters off your chest thread

I loved the last one so here goes

Dear leah,

The fact you said we couldnt have sex because you were on your period but then let me bum you was just awesome, that said im never going to be your man. Im sorry great ass though!

Thanks

Rich

Dear Bailiffs

Give me back my fucking Mazda Mx5 you FUCKING ASSHOLES.

Yours sincerly

Rich

Dear Santa,

Well its that time of year again and once again I have been a bad boy but listen ill cut you a deal. you give me cool stuff and I promise no more casual sex or anything next year you have my word. Oh and i know i said that last year but come on dont hate the player hate the game!

Rich

Posted by z-nasty on Dec-22-2009 02:43:

Dear Sonic_c,
Next time you have an idea for a repost, throw yourself off a bridge first.
Z-Nasty

Posted by Sonic_c on Dec-22-2009 02:45:

oh now thats just mean

Posted by z-nasty on Dec-22-2009 02:47:

Dear Sonic_c,
Can I pee in your butt?
Z-Nasty

Posted by Sonic_c on Dec-22-2009 02:49:

Dear z-nasty,

Thanks for your application to urinate in my ass. It is with regret that I inform you were unsuccesful. You may re-apply in 12 months time however be advised that based on your current credentials it is severly unlikely my position will change.

Thanks

Sonic_c

Posted by Sushipunk on Dec-22-2009 02:52:

Dear Ziptnf,

Please stop making alts and wait out your suspension like a man.

Cheers,
Sushi.

Posted by denys envy on Dec-22-2009 03:33:

Dear Sushi.

Sup... dawg.

- Denys.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Dec-22-2009 03:37:

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Dramane Yadi, I work in the Accounts/ Operations Department of a Prime banks here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. I actually have an urgent and very confidential business proposal for you. I got your contact from Internet and decided to contact you immediately.

On January 10th 1994, An American Oil Consultant/ Contractor with the Societe Ivoirienne De Raffinage (SIR), Mr. George Norman Wesley, made a number time (fixed) deposits valued at US$8,750,000 (Eight Million, Seven Hundred & Fifty Thousand United States Dollars). On investigation, it was discovered that Mr. Wesley died along with his family in a plane crash. On further investigation, I discovered that Mr. George Norman Wesley did not leave a WILL and all attempts to trace his Next of Kin proved abortive. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Wesley did not declare any Next of Kin in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paper work. This sum of US$8,750,000 is still floating in the Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. For the past 5 to 6 years now, no one has ever come forward to claim the fund.
According to the Ivoireinne Laws, at the expiration of 7 (seven) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Ivoireinne Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. That is what gave way to this deal.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the Next of Kin to Mr. George Norman Wesley so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some government officials.
To facilitate the transaction therefore:

1. I would like you to provide me with a viable account details where this fund could be safely transferred into as Next of Kin of the former depositor.

2. We do not anticipate any risk/problem whatsoever, as all the loopholes has been taken care of and there is no risk involved in this deal. All the Computer work for this transaction will be done by me, including your name as the new Beneficiary of this fund.

You will be entitled to 30% of the total amount as your commission after the transaction. If you are interested and capableof handling this deal, please write. On receipt of your response, I shall then provide you with more details on how to go about it.

Please note that this is very confidential. And as I am still a staff with the bank here. I would not like to be known or mentioned as having knowledge of the deal but I will be giving you inside information on what to do.

Awaiting your urgent reply. Do not forget to include your direct telephone and fax numbers for further communication.

Faithfully Yours,

Mr. Dramane Yadi

Posted by WhooCares on Dec-22-2009 04:00:

^^^

i should have seen that coming

Posted by Sushipunk on Dec-22-2009 04:02:

Dear Denys,

S'all good man, shit yeah.

- Sushi

Dear Mr Mystery,

Fucking lol.

- Punk

Posted by Domesticated on Dec-22-2009 04:04:

Why did you originally suspend ziptnf?

Posted by Sushipunk on Dec-22-2009 04:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
Why did you originally suspend ziptnf?

I didn't, Swamper did. For rather rude use of the n-bomb

Posted by denys envy on Dec-22-2009 04:06:

Dear Dr. Dre -

Thanks for The Chronic and the follow up in 2001. I'm not big on hip hop but those albums are dope!

- Denys.

Posted by Acton on Dec-22-2009 04:09:

Dear the British public,

Thank you, with all of my heart, for making Rage Against The Machine the Christmas no.1

Yours sincerely

Matt.

Posted by Fledz on Dec-22-2009 04:11:

Dear Work,

After I pop into head office to drop off my stuff tomorrow, don't call or email me until I return on the 11th of Jan. Oh and tell my manager to stop hounding me for something that I explained in detail yesterday and she approved

Sincerely,
Tired and need a holiday

Posted by Domesticated on Dec-22-2009 04:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
I didn't, Swamper did. For rather rude use of the n-bomb

He didn't!

Posted by Lira on Dec-22-2009 06:34:

Dear envelope with a hundred dollars,

Listen, I was going to take you to the bank in just a few minutes, why did you have to fall out of my pocket? I feel like a girl now, because I hate you and I want you.

Bastard!
- Lira

Posted by Banora on Dec-22-2009 07:12:

Dear Acton,

tee-hee <3

from,

your secret admirer.

Posted by iTranscendence on Dec-22-2009 07:39:

Dear Banora,

Your new avatar made me lol.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Dec-22-2009 07:45:

Dear The17sss,

Please give me your cats. If you refuse I will kill an innocent bunny every hour until they are delivered to my doorstep.

Please, think of the bunnies before you respond.

Yours truly,

-Chris

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Dec-22-2009 14:00:

Dear Lassie,
I fell down the well and I cannot get up. Get help!

-Timmy

Posted by boris_the_bear on Dec-22-2009 14:38:

Dear world.

Hello!

Yours,
C

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-22-2009 16:06:

Dear Amazon,

Please send my order before 2pm tomorrow, because I have to work. PLEASE PLEASE.

Thank you,

Jennie

Posted by Schadenfreude on Dec-22-2009 16:11:

Dear OP,

P, how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
Keep it sexy lover,

Ya You Know Me

xox

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-22-2009 16:21:

Dear wife,

I'm using a paper towel right now as a napkin instead of an actual napkin. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lovingly,

Husband

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