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Posted by jupiterone on Dec-30-2009 18:17:

russia is about to save the world

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_russia_asteroid_encounter

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MOSCOW � Russia is considering sending a spacecraft to a large asteroid to knock it off its path and prevent its collision with Earth � a collision NASA considers highly unlikely � the head of the country's space agency said Wednesday.

Anatoly Perminov said the space agency will hold a meeting soon to assess a mission to Apophis, telling Golos Rossii radio that it would invite NASA, the European Space Agency, the Chinese space agency and others to join the project once it is finalized.

When the 270-meter (885-foot) asteroid was first discovered in 2004, astronomers estimated the chances of it smashing into Earth in its first flyby in 2029 were as high as 1-in-37, but have since lowered their estimate.

Further studies ruled out the possibility of an impact in 2029, when the asteroid is expected to come no closer than 18,300 miles (29,450 kilometers) above Earth's surface, but they indicated a small possibility of a hit on subsequent encounters.

In October, NASA lowered the odds that Apophis could hit Earth in 2036 from a 1-in-45,000 as earlier thought to a 1-in-250,000 chance after researchers recalculated the asteroid's path. It said another close encounter in 2068 will involve a 1-in-330,000 chance of impact.


Posted by Rose on Dec-30-2009 18:20:


Posted by LAdazeNYnights on Dec-30-2009 18:29:

people fail to realize that "save the world" is really just a euphemism for "destroy the united states" in russia's eyes here. they do plan to knock part of the asteroid off of it's course, naturally....directly into new york city.

we should preempt this attack with nuclear holocaust. thoughts?


Posted by djnitride on Dec-30-2009 18:33:

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
people fail to realize that "save the world" is really just a euphemism for "destroy the united states" in russia's eyes here. they do plan to knock part of the asteroid off of it's course, naturally....directly into new york city.

we should preempt this attack with nuclear holocaust. thoughts?


they will probably miss and hit south america, and no one will give a shit.


Posted by Cloudburst on Dec-30-2009 18:35:

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Originally posted by Rose


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Posted by Acton on Dec-30-2009 18:55:

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Originally posted by Cloudburst
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Posted by Moongoose on Dec-30-2009 18:55:

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
people fail to realize that "save the world" is really just a euphemism for "destroy the united states" in russia's eyes here. they do plan to knock part of the asteroid off of it's course, naturally....directly into new york city.

we should preempt this attack with nuclear holocaust. thoughts?



If they hit new york and take out all the guidos with it, it would be well worth the price.


Posted by Rose on Dec-30-2009 18:55:

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Originally posted by Cloudburst
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Posted by LoveHate on Dec-30-2009 18:56:


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-30-2009 19:14:

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Originally posted by djnitride
they will probably miss and hit djnitride, and no one will give a shit.


Posted by stren on Dec-30-2009 19:20:

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Originally posted by Rose


Russia will cut off our Johnson ?


Posted by infiniteJEST on Dec-30-2009 20:01:

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Originally posted by djnitride
they will probably miss and hit south america, and no one will give a shit.


Think of all the Brazilian ass we'll lose!!!


Posted by FuzzQi on Dec-30-2009 22:51:

Meh I'll be like 50 something by that time


Posted by Aesthetic on Dec-30-2009 22:54:

Haha I pissed myself man.

"take the ringer Dude chop chop"

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Originally posted by stren
Russia will cut off our Johnson ?


Posted by Rose on Dec-30-2009 23:08:

Guys! Guys! It's okay! The world is ending in 2012 anyways


Posted by FuzzQi on Dec-31-2009 00:43:

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Originally posted by Rose
Guys! Guys! It's okay! The world is ending in 2012 anyways


MY world isn't


Posted by Lews on Dec-31-2009 01:14:

Scientists estimate that 3 or 4 asteroids miss us by a couple hundred miles every week. It's pretty impossible to tell where they are until after they go by us. The number of people in the world looking for asteroids that will hit us is only slightly more than the number of people who work at a McDonalds. We're all more likely to die in a car accident or from lung cancer/liver failure than get hit by an asteroid, set off a black hole at CERN, or get killed by terrorists on an airplane.


Posted by BTG on Dec-31-2009 22:29:

the only reported case of something being killed by an asteroid was a dog in egypt.


Posted by Acton on Dec-31-2009 22:36:

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Originally posted by BTG
the only reported case of something being killed by an asteroid was a dog in egypt.


Just to be pedantic, it was a meteorite .


Posted by FuzzQi on Jan-01-2010 07:16:

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Originally posted by Acton
Just to be pedantic, it was a meteorite .


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